Zelda12343 suggested I write "reasons" for some of the rules, and I admit that it was a great idea. So, this first snippet is for rule #1 and may or may not end up being three parts. Hope you enjoy and please review.
Snippet #1A:
"Hey you. Yes, you with the ridiculously bewildered look on your face, I need to borrow you for a second."
Jeff Adams swallowed self-consciously and did his best to school his features into something other than a bewildered look; still unable to believe that THE Tony Stark was actually speaking to him. Adams had been a fully fledged S.H.I.E.L.D. analyst for all of three days which meant that unfortunately he hadn't been around long enough to recognize that maniacal gleam in Stark's eye. "Um, ok."
"Fantastic! Follow me," Stark released an annoyed sigh when the kid didn't move immediately. "Ok, following me involves actually moving, one foot in front of the other, there you go."
Tony ducked back into the lab he'd been working in, confident that the kid had finally figured out how to move his feet. He picked up his latest project; he'd gotten the idea from Romanoff's bracelets- a short controlled burst of electricity from his gauntlets. It would have helped him take out Thor the first time they met, not that he was planning to take out Thor now but you never know. He handed the alligator clamp to Adams, "When I tell you to, connect this to the red terminal over there."
Adams may have been new to S.H.I.E.L.D. but he hadn't gotten there by being an idiot. "Uh, are you sure this is safe?"
Stark rolled his eyes, "you're killing me Smalls! Of course it's safe; hello, genius over here." He moved back over to the tablet and made a couple last minute calculations and additions to the program. "Alright, and go."
Still not sure why he was trusting Stark on this, Adams reached out with the clamp- and promptly flew across the room.
"Huh, well that's interesting."
The junior analyst looked up in disbelief… interesting? He was still trying to make sure his heart was actually beating after a jolt like that, not to mention the intense tingling sensation that had engulfed his entire right arm. It only took the span of a couple seconds for the feeling to return to his arm and he was immediately wishing it hadn't as he finally noticed the deep burns etched across his palm.
Stark looked up from his intense scrutiny of the tablet, surprised to see Adams still slouched against the wall. "Right, well, thanks for the help." With that Stark hurried from the lab, excited to get Banner's opinion on the readouts.