Author's Note :D

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The thing Sheldon does to find a seat at the movies is in the actual show, it's in the episode called The White Asparagus Triangulation.

Penny and Tyler were going to the movies, but what they didn't know was that Sheldon was going too.

He had reluctantly agreed to spy on them for Leonard, and he'd found out from Penny which movie she was going to see as well as what time.

After buying tickets, he opened the door to the room where the movie would be playing. He peeked inside, looking around for Penny but being careful so she wouldn't see him. He didn't see her but he seen Tyler sitting near the front. He took a seat a few rows behind him.

Sheldon had better things to do than this. He thought Leonard's plan was silly and Tyler wouldn't hurt Penny in public anyways.

He figured if he was going to sit through the movie, he might as well find the acoustic sweet spot.

He started sitting in random seats, making loud noises to figure out which seat you could hear the best from. He was getting plenty of weird looks from people. When he'd found the right seat, which was the row behind Tyler a few seats over, the movie started but Penny still wasn't there.

Sheldon was about to decide she wasn't coming, but then she rushed in holding a tub of popcorn.

She sat down next to Tyler and handed it to him.

"The line was so long! Did I miss anything?" she asked.

"Not yet, just this weird guy behind us."

Penny briefly turned around but she didn't recognize Sheldon in the darkness. "What was he doing?"

"He kept switching seats and making weird noises."

"Sounds like somebody I know," Penny said with a laugh.

During the movie, Penny and Tyler were making out pretty much the whole time. Sheldon had expected this, but he was disgusted. He decided that when reporting his findings back to Leonard, he would leave that part out as not to make Leonard mad.

Sheldon made sure to leave a few minutes before the movie ended so he wouldn't be spotted by Penny and Tyler. As he waited for them to come out, he thought about what a waste of time this had been. He began preparing a speech in his head to tell Leonard which consisted of three main points: Leonard owed Sheldon for wasting his afternoon, Leonard needed to stop coming up with these plans, and Leonard needed to give up on Penny.

He was halfway finished when he noticed Penny and Tyler in the parking lot walking to Tyler's car.

Sheldon followed them and hid behind a tree a few feet away from them. He was nearly finished preparing his speech when finally, something happened.

Tyler was parked next to a pole and when Penny opened the door to get inside of the car, it hit the pole and now there's a huge dent on the door.

Penny stood by uneasily while Tyler inspected the door.

"You dented my car!" Tyler yelled.

"Yes! But we can fix it," Penny tried to comfort him.

"You know how much this is gonna cost me?"

"I'm so sorry baby. But it was an accident and_"

"Sure it was an accident. You're always talking about how I care to much about my car, so you decided to teach me a lesson right?" He glared at her. "How about I teach you a lesson!" He smacked her on her face and he started walking around the car to his side, cursing the whole time.

He got into the car and looked at Penny, tears were welling up in her eyes. "Get in. We're going back to my place to finish this."

Penny reluctantly got into the car just as the tears started to fall.

Sheldon had completely forgotten the speech he'd prepared. He had to come up with a new speech now, about how Leonard had been absolutely right.

Sheldon entered his apartment to see Leonard anxiously pacing back and forth.

"Where have you been? The movie ended an hour ago!" Leonard exclaimed.

"It took me approximately one half hour to observe Penny after the movie and yet another half hour to walk here since somebody refused to drive me today." He glared at Leonard.

"Just tell me what happened! Is Penny okay?"

"I'm afraid not. I observed Tyler showing aggressive behavior towards Penny."

Leonard was shocked. "Fuck, this is terrible!"

"On the bright side, your chances of getting back with Penny have increased."

"I don't care who she's with anymore, I just don't want anybody to hurt her." He paused sadly. "I wonder if she's back yet."

"I doubt it. He took her back to his place to finish her."

"What? Why didn't you stop them?" Leonard asked angrily.

"What was I supposed to do?"

"I don't know but…" Leonard trailed off in thought. "Shit he's probably hurting her right now. I have to do something!" He frantically took out his phone to call Penny. He listened to it ring, and ring. "She's not answering. Why do you think she's not answering?" He looked at Sheldon in panic. "I hope she's okay."

Sheldon was unsure what to do about this situation. "There there," he said as he patted Leonard on the back.

Hours later, Leonard was sitting on the couch going crazy with worry about Penny.

"I'm going to go see if she's back yet," he said before going over to her apartment and knocking on the door for the twentieth time that night.

She hadn't been home the first nineteen times and he was hoping she would be this time.

He knocked on her door and she answered.

"What do you want, Leonard?" she asked sharply. She figured he was there to talk to her about Tyler.

Leonard was taken aback by her rudeness. "Hey Penny, um, I need to talk to you. Can I come in?"

"Yeah, sure."

They both sat down on her couch. Penny stared at him, waiting for him to speak.

"I'm going to come right out and say it," Leonard took a deep breath. "I know Tyler's hurting you."

Penny's eyes went wide in shock. "No he isn't! Why would you say that?"

"Well…" Leonard hesitated. "I kinda sent Sheldon to spy on you guys at the movies."

"You did what?" Penny stood up angrily. "Why the hell would you do that?"

"I wanted to find out for sure if he was hurting you because I knew you weren't telling the truth the other day."

"So? You don't need to be spying on me, are you crazy?" She was upset that he'd found out what she'd been trying to hide.

"I'm sorry that I care," Leonard looked at the ground sadly.

"You don't care about me!" Penny snapped. "If you did, why would you replace me so fast?"

"What do you mean?"

"You replaced me with Chelsea after like, two days."

"You replaced me too," Leonard said bitterly.

"That's different. I stay out of your relationship so you need to stay out of mine."

"But you have to leave him before he seriously hurts you!"

"I can deal with him on my own, Leonard. I don't want to talk about this again so just leave me alone!" She was practically screaming.

"But, I love you Penny."

Penny's expression softened for a second. But then her anger returned. "No you don't. You love Chelsea now and I don't need your help. Now get out!"

Leonard sighed as he stood up. He didn't want to leave Penny, but he didn't know what more he could say to try to get through to her. Anything he said now would only result in her becoming angrier.

Sadly, he left her apartment and walked back into his own.

"She hates me Sheldon!" He collapsed on the couch next to Sheldon.

"I'm guessing your talk with Penny didn't go as planned?" Sheldon asked.

Leonard shook his head sadly.

They sat in silence for a few minutes and then there was a knock on the door.

Leonard jumped up to answer it. "I bet it's Penny! She's here to apologize and tell me how much she wants me back."

He opened the door to find out it was Raj.

Leonard was disappointed. "Hey Raj, what are you doing here?"

"Sheldon asked me over. Leonard, today was the worst day."

"Join the club," Leonard said as they sat down on the couch. "What happened to you?"

"Howard and I went over to Amber's house, and there wasn't any alcohol."

"You didn't drink any prior?"

"No, Howard told me there would be some there. He tricked me. And now Amber knows I can't talk to women and she hates me."

"So now she's with Howard?"

"Yes, I told him he can just have her. I give up on her. My life sucks."

"I'm giving up on Penny. I don't want to, but I told her she should leave Tyler but she won't listen. It's because of Chelsea." Leonard sighed sadly. "My plan backfired, she was supposed to make Penny jealous but only made everything worse."

Author's Note :D

To bad so sad. Looks like Penny is on her own... or will something shocking happen? In the next chapter, the most shocking thing EVER happens! you never seen it coming... oh yeah! & there's only 3 more chapters left in this thing.

Random story time: I have two tv's that are fairly close to each other, and the one has like a 3 second delay after the other one, so there's like an echo if they're on the same channel, and have you tried watching this show on two tv's like that it's like you're trippin balls dude! it's crazyyyy.