Disclaimer: I Do Not Own Glee


Kurt was happily chatting away with Mercedes before first period. He would occasionally look at his watch, anxious for Blaine's arrival. All of a sudden he could hear a faint noise. Someone screaming and ruckus could be heard. Kurt's eyes widened when he realized what was happening.

"Oh dear lord" Kurt said

"Why? What's wrong?" Mercedes asked, concerned about his friend's sudden change of mood.

The noise became clearer as it approached them. Kurt just looked over her shoulder, as if knowing what was about to happen. Mercedes turned around out of curiosity. Suddenly Blaine appeared on a skateboard gliding down the hall with his arms spread as is trying to knock over anyone and anything in his way, which Mercedes thought he probably was. When he reached them he pulled Kurt and kissed him before taking off once more, laughing out loud with a mischievous look as he blew past them.

"What the hell just happened?" Mercedes wondered out loud as they stare after Blaine.

"Ugh. It happens every year" Kurt shook his head. "Sorry for that 'Cedes it's his back to school tradition. On a random day during the first week of school, he decides to make as much ruckus as he can. He calls it his 'Annual Destruction Day'"

"Why?"

"I honestly have no idea. It's just something he does every year to annoy everyone" Kurt lets out a sigh when they hear him causing mayhem on the students and staff of McKinley. The bell rang and students started heading towards their respective classrooms.

"See you later Kurt. Good luck dealing with him today" Mercedes said as they separated.

"I wish good luck to everyone. We're going to need it"


As the day went on Blaine proceeded to cause chaos throughout the school. He even somehow managed to drag Puck into this too. Kurt's not surprised that Puck joined in on the destruction spree.

He was currently on his way to his chemistry class. With. Blaine. That alone screamed havoc.

"Hey there baby. Havin' fun?" Blaine asked Kurt with a grin on his face that Kurt didn't trust.

"Don't you dare try anything in this class! No making explosions, no making chemicals that smells, no sabotaging anyone's chemicals, no nothing!" Kurt warned Blaine. "Try anything and I will castrate you" Blaine just smirked at his threat and leaned back on his chair.

"Sure baby, anything for you" He replied with a mischievous grin. Kurt eyed him warily before looking to the front and paying attention to the teacher. Why did I ever agree to be his partner?


The class started with the experiment. It was uneventful which made Kurt wary. He kept looking for something out of place, trying to figure out what Blaine was going to do for this class.

Kurt waited and waited for something to happen. Every time Blaine would touch something he would flinch before relaxing when nothing would happen. When someone would pour something he would take cover, as if it was about to explode. He continued to do so throughout the entire class. When they were about to finish the experiment, Blaine poured the last chemical and he nearly screamed when it mixed with the formula and started to smoke. He clung on to Blaine's arm, who was trying to contain his laughter, and closed his eyes waiting for the explosion. When nothing happened, he slowly opened his eyes and scanned the desk. He let out a breath he didn't know he was holding. Blaine sat beside him chuckling at Kurt's reaction. Kurt glared at him and smacked his arm. Blaine immediately stopped laughing.

"I hate you" Kurt murmured.

"Aww baby I thought you said you would never tell a lie" Blaine teased. Kurt just glared at him and ignored him for the rest of the period.


When they were let out, Kurt was confused. Not a single antic of Blaine's occurred during the class. He was so sure Blaine was going to do something, everyone was, but when nothing happened he was left puzzled. Blaine always did something troublesome that left everyone terrified in every period. He was so deep in thought he didn't see where he was going that he bumped into someone and fell. The person caught him before he fell on his ass and just held him there. When he looked up he was relieved it was just Blaine. Blaine was smiling at him and leaned in for a kiss. After a while he pulled away and helped Kurt to his feet.

"Whatcha thinkin' about so hard? Thinking 'bout what you and I gonna do later?"

"No!" Kurt practically yelled, as he turned red and stepped away from Blaine.

"Aw come on baby, nothing to be ashamed of I think about that all the time" Blaine smirked. Kurt smacked his arm and gained his composure back.

"I was thinking about what your evil plan was for chemistry. What did you do anyways?" Kurt asked.

"Nothing" Blaine replied.

"What do you mean nothing? You always do something to strike terror in everyone. You never miss an opportunity to do that on this day."

"I know"

"Nothing" Kurt was really confused at this point.

"You're Blaine, it's the start of the school year, you always do something! It's not you to do nothing! What did you do?" Kurt was starting to hyperventilate. Blaine had to do something! He's Blaine!

"Woah there. Relax baby" Blaine tried to clam Kurt down.

"So really what did you do?" Kurt asked again when he calmed down.

"Nothing. I did absolutely nothing, which made everyone paranoid, and I just sat there watching everyone panic every time they do something. It was hilarious" Blaine said chuckling at the memory of everyone's faces. When Kurt thought about it, it was actually a good plan. He was about to praise him when he remembered what that did to him. He started smacking Blaine.

"How dare you! I was so scared! I almost fainted! And you're just standing there laughing!" Kurt said whilst smacking Blaine. Blaine got a hold of his wrists, used to this happening every year.

"Calm down baby. Honestly what did you expect?" Kurt just dropped his hands in defeat.

"I'm gonna get back at you for this"


Hi! Sorry for the really long wait I had writer's block and couldn't think of anything. Really sorry everyone. And to those of you wondering about the whole Finn being Kurt's brother I forgot to mention that this was AU and i really love the Furt brotherhood so i wanted to include it in the story. Sorry for the confusion. Please feel free to leave a review :)