"Okay everyone! Today I shall be giving you the first assignment for the year." Mr. Schue announced to the whole class, holding a hat.
"So everyone come on up and pick a piece of paper out of the hat. But don't open it until I tell you." One by one the gleeks stuck their hand in the hat and picked a paper. Once the last person was seated Mr. Schue clapped his hands and stood up.
"Now everyone open the paper. As you can see there is a name written on it. So your assignment is to act like that person for the week. Don't tell the name to anyone. Let's make it a surprise. So tomorrow you shall all be that person and pretend you're describing yourself! Now no hard feelings on how someone would act as you. It's all just for fun" Blaine looked at his paper and groaned.
"Who'd you get?" Kurt asked beside him.
"I don't wanna say. It's too embarrassing! No way in hell would I do this!" Blaine complained.
"Well surely it can't be as bad as mine"
"You have no idea"
"Okay so let's start! Now don't say the name, let everyone try to guess who you're playing. So who wants to go first?" Mr. Schue asked excitedly.
"I'll go first." Rachel said, making everyone roll their eyes. Of course. Everyone thought.
"I'm on the football team, I 'ruled' juvie, I have a stupid haircut, and I run a pool cleaning business" Puck, everyone yelled.
"Hey what'd you do the quotation mark thing for? I did rule juvie!" Puck yelled in protest. "And don't diss the hair, you know it turns you on" Puck waggled his eyebrows.
"Dude! Not cool that's my girlfriend!" Finn yelled at him. Rachel just rolled her eyes.
"Okay, okay who's up next?"
"I don't know if I wanna do this Mr. Schue"
"Come on you can do it. Go on up there." Finn sighed and stood up.
"Um… I 'm on the cheerios," everyone giggled at what he said, " I slept with practically everyone, I love Breadstix, and I speak in Spanish, a lot cuz that's how we do it in Lima Heights!" Everyone couldn't stop laughing. Santana just sat there in shock not sure whether to laugh at him or be horrified that he picked her name. Once everyone calmed down, Brittany went next.
"I am smart, I'm in a wheelchair, um…" she looked towards Artie to see what else she could say, "I wear glasses and nerd clothes" she said looking proud of herself.
"Well at least she didn't say my name. I think that's an achievement" Artie said, shrugging as he did. Next went Puck.
"Hey everyone look at me!" he said snapping his fingers sassily, "I am a diva, I want tater tots!"
"Hell to the no, you did not just act like that!" Mercedes yelled at Puck.
"Well deal with it sistah!" Puck retorted obviously trying to mimic Mercedes.
"Okay guys settle down remember it's all just for fun. No hard feelings" Mr. Schue said, leading Puck back to his seat. "Let's move on" Artie went up next.
"Hello I used to be the head cheerleader, I love being on the top of the food chain, and I secretly have a crush on Artie" he said jokingly.
"Try again Artie" Quinn rolled her eyes. Artie just shrugged and went back to his place. Next was Kurt's turn.
"Lord Tubbington is my cat, dolphins are just gay sharks, and my favorite song is My Headband. Who am I?"
"You're Kurt" Brittany answered.
"No Britt, I'm you"
"Then who am I?"
"You're Brittany"
"But you just said you were me"
"No Britt, I was just pretending to be you"
"Oh, why?" Kurt just face palmed and took his seat.
"Well that was entertaining" Blaine said with a smirk. Kurt just hit his arm in response. Next up was Tina.
"I like football, and video games, and food. I am also abnormally tall" Naturally everyone guessed Finn. Then Quinn was up next.
"Hello everyone" Quinn said in a soft voice, "I believe every moment is an opportunity for fashion, my dad owns a tire shop, and I once was a cheerleader"
"Kurt was a cheerleader? Why did I not know this? Babe?" Blaine exclaimed. Kurt just hid his head in Blaine's arm.
"I didn't want you to know"
"Why not I bet you looked hot as hell. There better be pictures or you should get that uniform back. I need to see my boyfriend in a cheerleading uniform!"
"Never!" Blaine just smirked, plotting a way to find out more. Then it was Mike's turn next.
"I'm new, I love Kurt, boxing and leather jackets, and the entire school is afraid of me." Mike paused, trying to think of something else to say. He just sighed and gave up and took his seat. "That's all I got"
Blaine just grinned at the fact that the whole school was still afraid of him. There were so many things he could do, and he wouldn't get caught because they're all afraid of him. He was looking forward to this year.
"My turn" Santana said, "I am Asian, I cry a lot, I dress up as a vampire, I need an eye deslanting"
"That's mean Santana!" Tina yelled at her.
"What? Mr. Schue said it was all for fun, isn't that right?" Santana replied, wearing an evil smirk on her face. Mr. Schue just sighed, knowing that he would expect something like this to happen. Up next was Mercedes.
"I like to dance" Mercedes just stood there in silence. After a few moments everyone realized who she was playing.
"Oooh, Mike!" everyone answered
"Clever, like a true Asian" Mike said nodding his head in approval.
"Thank you." Mercedes said. And last was Blaine.
"I like to sing, I want to be Barbra Streisand, I dress like a toddler, I talk non-stop and I have a freakishly tall boyfriend" Blaine bowed after.
"Why is there no applause?" Blaine said, still trying to be Rachel. Everyone just laughed, except Rachel.
"Well I think he did me justice except for the third and fourth one. I do not dress like a toddler!" Rachel responded.
"Yes you do! Brittany told me you shop at the kids section." Kurt yelled out. Rachel just huffed in defeat and crossed her arms.
"I think you all did great on that assignment. Next part is that you have to dress up like them" Mr. Schue said.
"I don't want to dress up like Santana! She's a girl!" Finn yelled.
"No kidding Frankenteen" Santana replied.
"I refuse to dress up like Noah for this assignment. That's just going to far." Rachel said.
"I'm torn. See Kurt as a cheerleader and dress up like Berry or none of those two! Damn it this is so hard!" Blaine yelled out in frustration.
"Seriously? What's up with you and cheerleaders?" Kurt asked his boyfriend, giving him a weird face.
"I think that would be really funny" Mercedes says laughing at everyone's reactions.
"Relax everyone I was kidding" Mr. Schue told the class.
"Oh thank God!"
"Damn it! I wanted to see a hot cheerleader Kurt!"
Hi everyone! Sorry for the really late update. Its just that I haven't been getting any good ideas to write about lately. So I was thinking that this would just become a bunch of drabbles and you guys could send me prompts so i would write faster because i really don't have a plot for this. I know not smart but i just keep running out of ideas. So thank you for reading. Please feel free to review :) And sorry for the really late update again.