Well this is chapter 3 in case you did not know. Just a friendly reminder when it is like this *Example* the character is thinking it, not saying it.
I do not own any of these characters. If I did though, well I would not be writing this disclaimer. On the bright side of things I did make the character Jorgon and the magma squad. ENJOY!
Here's a Recap: A stronger evil has been released and Jade, Uncle, and Captain Black need to stop it. Uncle and Captain Black are on their way their while Jade is up to her normal shenanigans.
Jade Chan Adventures
Jorgon the Demon of Darkness
Part 3: The Showdown
In a cramped black jeep:
Uncle is preparing a spell. There are a lot of ingredients and high tech gear in the car along with Uncle, Captain Black and three other agents all in black gear. One of the agents was thin with a black helmet. The second one was tall and had some muscles on his arm. The last had a scar doing across his face, a sleeveless shirt and tattoos on his arms.
Captain Black: So do we really need all of these (Pauses and looks around) things?
Uncle: Uncle is prepared if something goes wrong. How much time do we have?
Captain Black: We'll be there in about a half an hour and our satellites are tracking his exact position. Be prepared men!
The thin agent: Yes Sir! (Looks around) Were supposed to say that right?
The agent with tattoos: Why did we have to bring the dumbass newbie with us?
The tall agent: Well, we needed three people to be a squad and since our last member died. Bless his soul, we needed another teammate. And watch the language.
The agent with tattoos: Ya, ya hey old man what's your name.
Uncle: Respect your elders! And my name is Uncles.
The agent with Tattoos: Well I'm Paul. The tall smartass over there is Shawn-
Shawn: Call me S.
Paul: Whatever. Lastly, the new shit is Jak and were the Magma Squad.
Jak: Hi!
Shawn: Excuse Paul's language he think since he is an agent he can yell obscenities.
Paul: I CAN YELL ALL THE FRICKEN OBSCENITIES I WANT!
Unlce: He is not very respectful.
Shawn: Indeed.
Section 13:
Jade walks over to a counter with Kepler making a device behind it.
Jade: Hey Kepler!
Kepler: Hey Jade.
Jade: What you up to?
Kepler: I am trying to move molecules of a person around. That way that person can reappear in another area. Although, the way it is going now is only half the person makes it to the location.
Jade: So, you're trying to make people teleport.
Kepler: Basically.
Jade: So you can't use it on me?
Kepler: Only half of you.
Jade: Oh. (Pause) Still got that jet pack?
Kepler: Possibly.
Jade: Hmmm, why won't you tell me?
Kepler: Orders from Captain Black. He said something about an ultimate security risk.
Jade: Come on Kepler the world depends on it!
Jade looks at Kepler with an adorable face.
Kepler: That face won't work on me. Although, it could use some more testing and you do know how to use it. Right?
Jade: It's just like riding a bicycle!
Kepler You owe me one.
Kepler takes the jet pack out from behind the counter.
Jade: why do you keep it there?
Kepler: Just trying to fix some break issues. Nothing important.
Jade: (putting the jetpack on) So how do you make this thing-
Jade pulls back on a lever and gets launched off by the jetpack.
Jade: AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Kepler: Bring it back in one piece.
Outside the black jeep in an open area with trees surrounding it:
Shawn: So where is the objective?
Captain Black: he should be right in front of us.
Paul: So when do I get to blow its fricken head off?
Uncle: (Shaking) Uncle has the willies.
Jak: The what?
The ground stats shaking and a stone starts coming up from the ground with Jorgon standing on it playing a banjo made out of darkness. He has a grin on his face and it turns into an angry frown when he sees Uncle. Jorgon's banjo fades away into nothing.
Jorgon: I thought I told you to stay away from me pops!
Paul takes out two pistols and Jak picks up a riffle. Shawn reaches behind him and picks up a huge rocket launcher.
Paul: For a smart ass who doesn't like shit language, you really got a big ass gun.
Shawn sighs.
Captain Black: Open fire
They start shooting and the bullets just go straight through Jorgon.
Uncle: Aiiee-yaaaahh! Magic must defeat magic!
They stop firing looking confused.
Paul: How did the prick manage to do that?
Uncle: Not important! Distract him while Uncle makes a spell.
Magma squad starts shooting at Jorgan. While Uncle and Captain Black run to the jeep.
Jorgon has a black blade grow out of each of his arms and sinks into the shadows. He appears right in front of magma squad.
Jorgon: Wait, your just a distraction where's pops I have a bone to-
Paul: Distraction! You think where just a-
Jorgon uses his blade on his arm to decapitate Paul
Jorgon: It's rude to interrupt people.
Jak: get to cover!
Over by the Jeep:
Captain Black: So, what are you doing?
Uncle: (Holding up a book) Uncle is preparing a spell to seal Jorgon in this book.
Captain Black: Need help with-
?: I demand to know what is going on here. I was just walking down a trail trying to ease my mind and the ground started shaking. I already lost everything except my suit and dignity. I can't even walk (Pause) Oh why did it have to be you.
Captain Black looks backwards and sees a man in a green ripped up suit.
Captain Black: Valmont?
Valmont: I did not do anything wrong that anybody knows of yet, why are you here?
Uncle: (Pouring liquids together) Ancient evil threatens the world.
Valmont: are you taking about him?
Valmont starts pointing behind Uncle and Captain Black. They both look backwards and see Jorgon.
Jorgon: Well this is when your tale comes to an end pops
Jorgon moves his arm back about to stab Uncle.
Jade: JETPACKING JADE TO THE RESCUE!
Jorgon: Wha-
Jorgon feels a powerful force hit his side and sees Jade using a jetpack. Jade kicks him and she lands next to uncle, while Jorgon is sent flying back
Jade: Hi Uncle.
Uncle: Uncle told you to stay at shop. You never listen.
Jade: Hey, I saved your butt.
Jorgon: (Standing up) Oh great, it's the family reunion
Valmont: Actually, your missing Chan and Tohru There the tuff ones.
Jade punches Valmont in the arm
Valmont: Ouch. (Angrily) You little-
Uncle: Uncle will distract Jorgon. Watch Jade and do Reeaassearch.
Unce takes out his blowfish and lizard running towards Jorgon.
Valmont: (Looking towards Jade and Captain Black) So how does this work?
Captain Black: Uhhhh…
Jade: (Holding a book) Hello! Open the book and read.
In the fight:
Uncle starts shooting chi blasts at Jorgon. Jorgon doges all of them with ease bringing his bladed hand back.
Jak: think he needs help?
Shawn: Indeed but our bullets past through him.
Jak: good point.
Jorgon swings his hand forward and Uncle barely avoids the attack and shoots Jorgon's open side with a chi blast. Jorgon flies backwards and stumbles on his feet.
Jorgon: Wait why am dealing with you.
Jorgon runs towards Jade and slice his blade downward.
Jade: (Closing her eyes) Aaahhhh
Uncle and Captain Black: Jade!
Jade hears a slicing sound and stood still in fear not knowing what is happening. Jade opens her eyes.
Jade: (Looking around) I'm still alive? (She looks forward and sees the book ripped in half) Bad day.
Uncle: Aiiee-yaaaahh!
Valmont: Just get a different book.
Uncle: It needed to be that book.
Jorgon: Well that's disappointing. Well at least for you. (A phone starts ringing in the background) Go head, it will your last phone call.
Jade picks up her phone and looks at it.
Jade: It says it's Jackie. (Puts the phone near her head) Oh hey Big-T. (Pause) Yeah Uncle Jackie forgot his phone, are you busy? (Pause) Great! Can you look up a how to do some damage to a demon name Jorgon?
Jorgon: (Charging towards Jade) NOO!
Jorgon is shot back by a chi blast.
Uncle: Don't turn your back to Unncccle.
Valmont: (In a dull voice) Oh joy, here we go again.
Wanted to end the chapter with a chance of hope and next one should be up soon. Also, I edited older chapters. Have fun!
