I believe this is better.

Dear Fanfiction writers,

I thought you guys liked me. But you guys, Tori and me? Really? If Jade ever finds any of those, I'm a dead man. I mean, at least lay off the smut. If she ever reads the smut then she'll get all…

Nope, nope never mind. Continue on.

Sincerely, Beck

I hope this is better