I couldn't decide who to use for research so I chose a spoilerish one. Beware of this one.

"So, I heard you had to get that Kurosawa woman to do that job at Kuze's?" Mayu asked as she sipped her tea.

Kei glared at her and continued washing the dishes. "Yeah, so? It was an emergency....Mr. Takamine wasn't so happy of the idea of Rei helping me."

"It's not like it was your idea, it was the author's idea."

"........" He turned on the water. "Is Mio still sleeping?"

"Yeah." Mayu drank the last of her tea and placed the cup near the sink where Kei was at. "Should I wake her up?"

"Go right ahead. I don't want her to become a lazy ass like her father." He turned off the water and wiped his hands with a towel. "I'm going to be home at 4'o'clock this time." He grabbed his black backpack and kissed Mayu on the forehead. "Make sure the house isn't destroyed when I'm back!"

"What are you doing this time?!" Mayu shouted at him as she grabbed a water bottle and took a sip.

"Babysitting the Haibara's kid! Wish me luck!" Kei shouted as he headed to the garage door.

Water was spraying everywhere when the name "Haibara" was mentioned.

Haibara Household - Front Door

"Are you Kei Amakura?" A young woman asked Kei as he entered into the Haibara House. She looked like she was in her late 20s. She had long brown hair and golden eyes glaring at Kei. She was wearing a red-and-black kimono that showed a little bit of her clevage.

Kei was slightly frightened.

"Um...yes." He gulped. "I'm here to look after Ayako?" And to find research about her.... he thought.

The woman grinned. "Oh so you are You's friend?"

"Why yes...."

"I see..." she stuck out her hand. "I am Sakuya Haibara."

Kei grinned and shook her hand. "You are his wife?"

"...you can say that..."

Kei raised an eyebrow. "Um, what do you-"

"-Listen, I can't talk right now. I have to leave for Kuze's and I'm really glad that you are here since that Daycare is closed for today. My brother will be here at around 4'o'clock and that will be the time you could leave. It was nice meeting you, really." She soon left.

Kei stood there thinking. "Now that she mentioned it, You would always talk about his sister. Her name was Saku-"

Kei became horrified and nearly gagged at the thought.

Note #1: It appears that Ayako is a child born from incest. I really fail to believe my friend, You, would commit a taboo like that.....no wonder that little girl was so mental....

PS: Remind me to remove this note as soon as I got home.

Haibara Household - Kitchen

Kei walked around the house, looking for Ayako. Before he started looking for her, he made sure all the knifes, scissors and other pointy objects were out of reach.

"Ayako? Ayako, are you here?!" He called out as he continued to walk around. "Ayako, don't be afraid! I am here not to hurt you!"

Suddenly Kei felt a sudden pressure on his back.

"Hii......." A little girl whispered in his ear.

Frightened, Kei shook the girl away from him and backed up a little. On the ground in front of Kei was a little girl with long black hair with golden eyes. She looked somewhat 10-12 years old and was wearing a brown dress. She was smiling evilly at Kei.

"Are you Ayako?"

The little girl laughed. "What if I am? Father said that if stranger asked for your identity..."

".....what?"

She grabbed a pair of old rusty scissors, which suddenly appeared in front of her. "Stab him with a rusty pair of scissors so he can get sick and die ugly."

Kei's eye twitched. "Listen, I am not stranger. I am your father's friend and he asked me to take care of you while he's gone." He gulped. "You have dolls, don't you?"

Ayako nodded.

"Why won't you show me a couple of them!? I would like to see them!" He exclaimed. Hehe, this is like taking care of Mio and Mayu when they were 5....

"Ok!" Ayako shouted with glee. "But first, let me turn off the stove."

"Ok, go turn off- What stove?!" He ran over to the stove. A pot was on top of the fire on the stove. "Your mother let you use the stove when you're home alone?! How dangerous!" He turned off the stove and took off the lid of the pot. "What are you making anyway?!" He looked inside.

Ayako giggled. "Something pretty...."

Kei quickly closed the lid and almost gagged at the sight of what was in the pot.

Note #2: This girl seems to be demented alright. She apparently thinks that torn off body parts and smashed bugs are "pretty". I looked at one of her creations.....

I am glad to still have my Manhood.

Haibara Household - Ayako's room

Kei continued to worry about the sight of Ayako's room as Ayako continued to drag him. Was it going to be something disturbing? Are there going to be dead bodies hanging from the ceiling or bloody handprints on the wall from her previous victims?! Oh, how could a father allow a girl to like this kind of stuff with no warnings? Kei closed his eyes and gulped, ignoring the little girl's evil laughter. If today was the day he was going to pass on, he wanted to at least tell Mio and Mayu the author's starting to run out of ideas of what to say and that she's getting annoyed right now.

Ayako soon let go of Kei's hand and opened the door. "We're here......."

Kei opened one eye and became shocked at the appearance of the room: The walls were painted yellow and were a little dirty; her bed was fixed with no traces of any human fluid on it, there was a shelf with a little worn out folding screens blocking the sight of it, and no human parts, and there was a rotating yellow lamp with a dim light, making the room a little dark. Kei was reileved.

"Would you want to see the doll Papa just got me a week ago?" Ayako asked childishly as she went into the room and walked to her bed.

Kei slowly walked in and looked around in the room. No signs of any weirdness going on. Hm.. strange...I expect to at least something odd here....

Suddenly someone grabbed his shoulder.

"AAAAAHH!!!!!" he pushed the object away and noticed it was a hanging mannequin's arm."An.....arm..??"

He looked up at the ceiling and saw several mannequin arms hanging from the ceiling, some apparently moving as if it was real.

Kei almost passed out when suddenly someone tugged on his hair. "Ow, what Aya- WHAT THE?!"

In Ayako's arms was a torso of a doll. It looked as if its limbs and head were ripped off. "Isn't it pretty??" Ayako asked Kei, shoving the torso into his face. He saw traces of blood on it. "Papa got it for me and told me to make it look pretty!"

Things then turned black.

Note #3: When Ayako is not looking at ripped human limbs, dead bugs, rotten meat....she teas off doll limbs. Sounds like Shizue in her depression years..

Haibara Household - You's room

Kei soon woke up with a pain in his head feeling like a huge hangover. He looked around and saw he isn't in Ayako's room anymore. He looked around and saw a picture of a man and a woman carrying a baby in her arms, all looking happy. Kei smiled at the picture. "That must be You as a baby..."

"That is Ayako, you dumbell." said a man's voice.

Kei jumped and saw a man coming in the room through the door. He had short black hair and dark eyes. He looked like he was around the same age as Kei and was wearing a black coat with a with shirt and black pants. He looked quite serious.

"Uh, hi You." Kei said sheepishly as he sat up. "Back from work already?"

You sat on the bed. "Father let me off early in case a certain idiot can't handle looking after a young girl."

"......hey!"

You smiled. "I could've called you a cowardly asshole, couldn't I?"

"........"

"You don't have to stay here you know." You said as he got up from the bed. "Since I'm here, you could go home if you want."

Nice way of saying Get Out... "Alright then..." Kei got off the bed. "It was nice meeting um....your wife and daughter and all so-"

"Check your pants. Ayako has a habit stealing men's manhoods."

Note #4: Although Ayako did look cute as a baby, she is a perv.

Opinion: GIRL IS PSYCHO!! THINK TWICE BEFORE MEETING THIS GIRL!! I INTERVIEWED A GIRL, MADOKA TSUKIMORI, AND SHE SAID THAT SHE LIVED THROUGH ABOUT 5 MONTHS OF HELL LIVING NEAR THIS CRAZY CHICK!!! Plus she steals manhoods. MANHOODS!! If you are a man, you should stay away from this girl, seriously.....

Who the hell writes the shit we say and act?

A/N: People I lised here are in the series....just in FF4 if you haven't heard of it. Most of the stuff about Ayako isn't true though. You try to find out which info. is and isn't true, I'm not saying shit.