a/n: Decided to make this mission have two parts. Enjoy part one.


"Wow uncle, nice story."

"I'm serious Mio!!"

Kei and Mio were at the dinner table talking as Mayu was preparing for dinner. It had been only 2 days already, and Kei was still traumatized after looking after Ayako in the last chapter. Mio snickered at the experience that Kei had with Ayako, thinking it was some story he made up. Mayu, while at the sink washing some vegetables, believed only some of the stuff that Kei has stated.

"Uncle Kei..." Mayu was chopping vegetables. "I believe you and all, but I don't believe that Ayako is the daughter of You AND his sister....I think you're being paranoid."

Kei looked at Mayu. "You think I'm lying?"

"Mom wouldn't like it if you were lying to her only daughters." Mio was grinning, trying to hold back laughter.

Mayu rolled her eyes and gave a metal bowl to Mio.

"What is this for?"

"Go scoop about 3-4 small bowls of rice."

Mio rolled her eyes and left the kitchen. As Mayu kept chopping the vegetables, Kei sat at table thinking. Thinking and thinking about-

"Uncle Kei.." Mayu placed the vegetables into a boiling pot and washed her hands.

Kei made a face, distracted by Mayu's voice. "Yes Mayu?"

"I'm getting worried about this "job". Shouldn't you go look for another one?"

"...and what, ruin the plot?"

Mayu blinked.

Thud. CRASH!!

"AW DAMMIT!!" Grains of rice were heard falling to the ground as our favorite Remaining fell to the ground.

Mayu sighed and ran out of the kitchen. "Mio!! What did you do now?!"

Kei rolled his eyes and looked at his watch. 6:32 pm. He sighed and leaned back into his chair, trying to forget what had happened in the last chapter. As a few seconds passed, he was finally able to get rid of the creepy annoying laughter of that demented girl. He was then finally at peace when suddenly...

RING!! RING!!! RING!!!!

...his phone was screaming "Ring!!" many times. Kei groaned as he walked over to the counter.

"Hello?" he asked in annoyance as he answered the phone. "Mr. Takamine, its almost 7 pm. WHAT!? I AM NOT RISKING MY-Yes, I want to keep the job but- ......ok, ok ,ok! I'll go over to the place right now.." Kei then raised an eyebrow. ".....is that Tomoe? ...The Fatal Frame one! ...The first one...Why is she screaming, "Hell yes! Hell yes! Hell fu-" Hello?"

Kei slammed the phone down before leaving out the front door, of course without forgetting to get his trusty black backpack. Just then, Mio and Mayu were coming back into the kitchen, a grumpy look on Mio's face.

"I asked you to get me three or four scoops. You knocked the entire bag over, how is that possible?"

"It's called an accident."

"You done this many times, how can this-" Mayu was sniffing the air. "-do you smell something?"

".........."

They stared at the pot at the blazing stove. A bad smell and foam were coming out of it as the pot looked as if it was going to explode.

"AW SHI-"

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Kei walked into a large building. As he walked in, he wrote a will stating what will happen to his nieces, property and...other stuff if he were to ever die. By accepting Mr. Takamine's request, he was both risking his life and......

...well, keeping his "innocence".

It took some time for Kei to realize that he was in fact in a hair salon. Why would his victim be in a hair salon? She was so confusing sometimes....

"Excuse me."

Kei jumped and turned around, seeing a woman stripped naked with only her hair covering only certain parts of her body. Kei was slightly aroused.

"We do not allow any wanderers around here unless they're asking to get their hair done." She somehow held a pair of scissors with her hair covered hands. "Do you want your hair done?"

Kei gulped. "Um no but-"

"TENGAI!!!"

A man with white hair wearing a bloodied kimono and a white mask "looked" at the woman and Kei. A bloodied cleaver can be clearly seen in his hand.

"-no, I mean! I don't want one, but I'm forced to get one by my nieces."

The woman raised an eyebrow and offered Kei a seat. "Sit down." she muttered quite harshly.

Kei gulped and sat in the chair. The woman then wrapped a long cloth around his neck, covering his entire body.

"Stay here."

The woman went to the back of the building. Kei looked around and saw his victim in the store. Kei hid his face away from the victim, hoping she wouldn't see him; luckily, she didn't. Kei continued to look at her and noticed she was doing something kind of strange....

Note #1: She seems to enter random hair salons to collect hair......from people she doesn't even know!! I think she uses them to pin up on the wall. I knew she was psycho but not this psycho......no wonder her hair didn't seem to change in the past hundred years.

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Kei grumbled as he walked into another building. He had to pay $25 to for an exact haircut like his. TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS FOR HIS HAIR TO STAY THE SAME!! What a waste of money...

It took a few moments for Kei to realize he was in a women's clothing store. He looked away and saw many women everywhere. No men. He blushed and continued walking around, looking for the person he was "researching" when suddenly...

"Hey you!" Someone tapped his shoulder. " What are you doing here?! You can't be here just by yourself if you don't want people to think you're gay!"

Kei turned around and saw a girl in her late teens in a uniform. Her hair was short, although it was kept a little longer in the front and her face had a mad expression on it, like Mio's.

Kei scratched his head. "Well, I- you see- wait." Kei raised an eye brow. "Aren't you Mio and Mayu's cousin? What was it....Miyuki?"

"Misaki!" she crossed her arms. "Why are you here?"

"..I was sent here cause of a psycho girl. Why are you here?!"

"I work here!!"

"...oh.."

Misaki glared at him. "Listen, if you don't want any rumors spreading, you should leave now."

"Or else what?"

Misaki slapped her forehead. "Alright...you leave me no choose..."

"Oh, what are you going to do?"He chuckled.

She smiled. "This." She ripped up her sleeves a little and left her shirt a little open, showing some cleavage. Kei was strangely arroused.

"What are you-"

"OH HELP HELP!!!" Kei jumped as Misaki screamed suddenly. Women were looking at the two with strange and concerned looks. "ANYONE PLEASE HELP!! THIS MAN-" Misaki pointed at Kei while fake tears came rolling down her cheeks. "-TRIED TO TAKE ME TO HIS PLACE WHERE HE WAS GOING TO DO BAD THINGS TO MY "JUICY TIGHT ASS"!!!!"

"WHAT I SAY NO SUCH THING!!" Kei exclaimed, trying to protect his ass.

Despite what Kei stated, a stampede of women were running towards Kei, including his victim. Kei had no choose but to abort.

Note #2: Mission aborted. Was seen by victim. Will try again later.