This one is Mew Mew Pachirisu's idea. Along with the next three chapters.

Dear fanfiction writers,

What are you trying to pull?

I have so much talent; your head would explode if you ever really knew.

When I'm famous, I will socially destroy all of you!

We don't care if you have talent, you kissed Beck.

Oh, grow up!

Future star, Trina

I felt the need to add that.