Again, big thanks to AccioWazlib for the help!
Dear Fanfiction writers,
So, apparently, you fell out of the stupid tree and hit your head on every branch on the way down! Good to know!
Tell me, when did time machines get invented? They didn't? Well then how the hell could Cat be my daughter? You can't answer that? Didn't think so! Now go back to your boring lives you hermits!
Eff you all, Jade
I'm bad! Not really, but I'll live it up! You know how it works! Ideas and reviews please!