Kat in a bag

by vampireknight777Hetaliafan

I am a not-average teenage girl in the U.S. and I find out that everything is a Lie! Can My day get ANY WORSE! *warning* main character is OC. the two characters I listed as the Catagories is the main Naruto characters I use.

3. Chapter 3

Kat in a bag ch. 3

The next morning... A headless being was saying, "Kat, ... Oh Kat... WAKE UP!" I surely must be dreaming that a headless being saying my name telling me to wake up. I'll wake up just in case...

Nichole said, "It took you long enough!" "I've been trying to wake you up since 12!" "By the way... you fell asleep in the living room smart one."

I looked around and sure enough... I was on the couch with a blanket on top of me. "What the fuck?" "I could have sworn that I was in a bed last night..."* within 1 minute I drew this conclusion...*"GAARA! YOU FUCKING BASTARD! YOU MOVED ME FROM MY BED!"

Gaara from the kitchen said, "Did not. Why would I move you from your bed?" I stumbled for an answer,"Because... Because... YOU NEVER SLEEP AND YOU WERE BORED!" "EAT THEM CHICKEN NUGGETS!" Nichole said while ignoring my comment, "Lady Tsunade wants you to see her within the next thirty minutes."

I said, "Oh Crap!"as I ran to the nearest bathroom to change and just do morning business.*7 minutes later...* I'm out. *goes into the kitchen to see what Gaara is making*

"Waffles?" 0_0... Gaara said,"Ya; got a problem with it?" I said,"I just never imagined a reality show be so... down to earth." Gaara said,"..." Nichole came down just when it started to be awkward she said, "Kat when you go outside this building you are being filmed almost constantly... understand that."

I nodded and said, "Ok."*then I ate all of my waffle*"Done, Lady Tsunade here I come!"*runs outside to the Hokage building and got there in a minute* (O_O... I was NEVER that fast before... in fact I hated P.E.)

*when I got to Lady Hokage's room* I said, "Hey Lady Tsunade! Beautiful day isn't it?*nervous laughter*Heh... heh... heh." Lady Tsunade said,"Sit down. Make yourself comfortable. You got some explaining to do." I blurted out, "Why?"

She said,"Well yesterday you didn't get checked by security so how do I know if you work for either the Akatsuki or Orochimaru?" I said, "Who again? I don't know anything about the Akatsuki or this Orochimaru guy."

She said, "Well, this is a first. The Akatsuki is a group of rouge ninja who want to conquer the world and to... Never mind. (She thought; Why would she care about the Jinjurikis?) I said,"To what, Lady Tsunade?"(I'm the purrfect example of curiosity killed the Kat) Lady Tsunade, "I said never mind."

"Anyway... Orochimaru is a sick guy who makes experiments out of people..." I couldn't help but think, Like Michael Jackson?

Lady Tsunade said,"What's with that look on your face like you're about to burst out laughing?" I said,"Nothing... I just thought of some dead famous person in Hollywood." Lady Tsunade, "What's Hollywood?" I said,"It's in California and California is in the United States. It's where all the famous people live and show their talent."

Lady Tsunade said, "Oh, yes. I know you. You are Nichole's friend right?" I said, "Yes, Lady Tsunade. I'm Kat. Nice to meet you!" ^-^ Lady Tsunade said,"I heard a lot about you. You lived in the United States not knowing you were adopted until recently am I correct?"

I said,"Yes Lady Tsunade." Lady Tsunade said,"Then your mother is the two tail am I correct?" I nodded. It's still pretty hard for me to accept though I don't show it. "Then you need to know a little more about the Akatsuki. The Akatsuki wants to kill all of the Jinjurkis to steal all of the tailed beasts inside of them." I said, "That's awful!"*is thinking of my mother*She said, "Yes. It is awful. Do you understand now why I asked you all these questions?"

I said, "Yes." Shikamaru's squad (Kiba, Choji, Shikamaru, and Akamaru*though I didn't know their names back then...*) just came in at that second, Shikamaru said,"Lady Tsunade? Is this a bad time?" Lady Tsunade said,"No, whatever you say can be heard by her. Since I'm assuming you just got done with your mission I'm assigning your squad to be Kat's tour guide and to help her with whatever she needs. She is going to be living in Kohana for at least a year so you better get used to her and you can train whenever she doesn't need you. It's an easy enough task is it not?"

Shikamaru said, "What a drag..."(meaning; your wish is my command...) I said, "What do I smell? Auugh! Why do I smell dog?" Akamaru, "Arrf!" "Arrf!" Kiba said, "I DO NOT SMELL!" I said, "Yes! You do!" Kiba said,"Do not!" I said, "Do too!" Lady Tsunade said,"Enough! If you really want to argue do it outside of my office! I don't need your petty bickering! Just for punishment it's just Kiba who will show her around for everything she might need and will not be able to go on missions until she is settled. You two are not to leave each other's side from dusk till dawn. Then you leave each other to sleep for the night."(Lady Tsunade thought, I can already tell that them two together will be a handfull and it'll be just as a punishment for Kiba as it is for Kat.)

Kiba and I said, "But! Lady Tsunade!" Lady Tsunade said, "My desision is FINAL!""Leave my office! NOW!" We all said, "Yes, Lady Tsunade." Then most of us split up, (But I'm Stuck with Kiba! V_V) Shikamaru said, "You two should have kept your mouth's shut." Then left and Choji left with him.

I said, "Just GREAT! I'm STUCK with YOUR SMEllY SELF!"
Kiba said, "JUST SO YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T SMELL LIKE ROSES EITHER!"
I said,"I WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS IF YOU DIDN'T SHOW UP!"
Kiba said,"WELL IT IS WHAT IT IS CUPCAKE!"
I said,"Did YOU JUST CALL ME CUPCAKE!" "DO NOT CALL ME CUPCAKE! EVER!"*is biting his head off in a useless rant*
Kiba said,"WHY WOULD I CALL YOU CUPCAKE! I DIDN'T DO THAT!"
I said, "OBVIOUSLY YOU DID OR ELSE I WOULDN'T BE TALKING ABOUT IT!" "AAUGGH! YOU ARE A PAIN IN MY ASS ALREADY!"
He said,"Hey Pot, this is Kettle; You're black!" "Hey, Lady Tsunade said you had to do whatever I want right..." (Kiba thought, Oh no... Oh no... Oh no...) I said, "Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes." "I want you to go away for an hour to give me time to train then I want you to fight me, I mean... 'train' with me to settle this once and for all."

Kiba said, "For once, I agree with you..." I said, "Hold on, One more request; Casanova. I need you to find me a realtor in Kohana. That's it, Fido. You are free to sniff your butt or whatever you do in your spare time once you get the realtor for me."