A/N: I don't own the characters, they belong to FOX/Glee. I don't own Bye Bye Birdie. Some of the lines are from Bye Bye Birdie. I have nothing against Canada, I love Canada, but ya know, you gotta play up the excitement of America since Sebastian is getting deported so.

"I don't like him."

"That's not what you were saying the other day when we were listening to his new CD."

"Fine. I don't like how he leers at you."

Kurt and Blaine were sitting in Kurt's backyard. After the all school assembly, Blaine had carried Kurt away from where he was passed out on stage, and drove him home. Blaine decided he was going to put his foot down. He had thought that Puck was being overdramatic, but when he witnessed his Kurt fainting at being in the mere presence of Sebastian, not to mention how Sebastian's grabby hands were pawing all over him, Blaine lost it.

Obviously Blaine can understand why Sebastian would be handsy all over Kurt – he's drop dead gorgeous and has that innocent look to him. But once you get to know him, you meet the snark and listening to Kurt put people in their place was such a turn on. But Blaine didn't appreciate Sebastian manhandling his boyfriend. Blaine didn't like that Sebastian had just rolled in on a whim and gone further with Blaine's boyfriend than Blaine has. And that was just not ok. And it's not like Blaine doesn't want to grope Kurt and shamelessly grind all on him, but Blaine is a gentleman. So sure, Blaine may have found Sebastian attractive in the past, but when his sleazy grip was all over Kurt, Blaine lost any attraction.

"He wasn't leering at me, he was just singing and dancing."

"Uh huh. Well I don't like it. I don't like his hands all over you. I don't like him…pawing at you." Blaine looked up to see Kurt smiling shyly down at him.

"Oh Blaine. You know you're the only one for me. Sebastian is… he's famous and it's cool that he chose me out of everyone to bestow his last kiss, but I'm a symbol for saying goodbye to America, the country of equality. It's a huge statement. Imagine the good this will do for the LGBT community." Kurt reached out his hand and intertwined his fingers with Blaine's, leaning his head onto Blaine's shoulder.

"Everyone should have one boy. One boy to go with, to talk with, and walk with. I just need one boy – a certain boy," at that Kurt poked Blaine in the side, causing him to give Kurt a small smile before Kurt continued talking. "to laugh with and joke with, and to go out with. That's the whole point of life; to live for someone and find someone living just for you. That's the way it's supposed to be." Kurt lifted his head off of Blaine's shoulder, and looked him in the eye.

"Yeah, that's the way it should be." Blaine agreed, his voice soft.

"You're that boy for me, Blaine." Kurt whispered softly before he leaned in and kissed Blaine on the lips. Kurt could feel Blaine's grip tighten on his hand, as Blaine brought his other hand up to cup Kurt's cheek as he deepened the kiss. Eventually they had to breathe, breaking apart, both boys blushing.

"Now is that the kiss of someone who is interested in someone else?"

"No…" Blaine replied dreamily, resting his forehead against Kurt's, staring into Kurt's eyes. Suddenly Blaine jerked backwards. "But you fainted in his arms!"

Kurt rolled his eyes and crossed his arms. "I fainted because of the heat, Blaine. That gym is always like a sauna and then with all the screaming girls with hot breath and for once the entire school showing up to assembly, I couldn't breathe anymore."

"Promise you didn't faint because you were overwhelmed by being in his arms?" Blaine asked, reaching out for Kurt's hand again.

"The only boy whose presence I get overwhelmed to be in, is yours." Kurt replied, kissing Blaine on the cheek. "Now come on, we have glee homework to work on."