Kat in a bag ch. 5!
10 minutes later* Yes! I have mastered the Transformation jutsu! Well... what do I do now? *practices on exercising my chakura: doesn't notice that my chakura was purple and each time I breath in and out it gets bigger and smaller*(while I am practicing I think of things to say to Kiba: like You Smelly Mutt! Did that trash taste good? Just stuff like that). I thought while the sounds of everyday life is around me, "All is everything and everything is one..." Then I said aloud, "Eww! Nasty! That means I'm "One" with Kiba!" "Gross! Yuck! He shouldn't be on the same PLANET as ME! He is SUCH a JERK!" While I am ranting more about Kiba there he was leaning coolly against a tree about a mile away from me. He is confident that he will beat me but for now, he came to tell me that I have no time left. Then I finished my rant with, "He is SO UGLY that EVEN ALIENS wouldn't take him if he was the last man on EARTH!"(and Then I noticed his presence when I sniffed the air: yep... smelled like wet dog.) "I Know you're here Kiba! Show yourself if you are MAN enough!" He said coyly, "Wow. This astonishes me." I said, "What?" He said, "While you are in this whole 5 minute rant thing you didn't even noticed I was here. I'm afraid that you are not much of a challenge... How disappointing... But enough of that, I was here to tell you that your hour's up." I fired up at him, "WHAT DID YOU SAY! SHUT UP YOU FLEA BITTEN STRAY DOG!" Kiba said, "Hey! YOU'RE the one who out of NOWHERE decided to HATE ME when you didn't KNOW ME!" I said, "Hey Pot! This is Kettle... You're BLACK!" "SHUT UP! YOU STUPID NEUTEREDDOG! You SHOULD be in a POUND!" He said, "SAME to YOU!" (-_-) I said, "1. I'm NOT a dog! SMART ONE!" "AND I'M NOT A BOY!" He said, "OH Yeah? COULD HAVE FOOLED ME!" I said, "WELL YOU LOOK LIKE A WOMAN!" Nichole while sitting on a log bench with Gaara and some girl I don't know said, "ARE YOU TWO GOING TO TALK EACH OTHER TO DEATH OR FIGHT?" I said with a wicked smile, "Ladies first." He said, "Wimps last." "Man-beast transformation jutsu: Fang over fang!" I said, "That's all you got? You slobbering dog. My Grandma can fight better and she's DEAD!" "Shadow Clone Jutsu!" *Poof* 4 clones appeared.(I thought; I'm getting better all the time! ^-^) Just before Kiba attacked he saw my chakura (ya know... the freaky purple one) (Kiba thought: What the hell is that? I've Never seen anything like it.) Then while being distracted with his thoughts: he tripped on a tree root. I used two of my shadow clones to take the opprutunity to get Akamaru from him while my last clone distracted him going Neeah! Ha-Ha! You fell! ~_~ *teasing and distracting him the whole time* *then my shadow clones got Akamaru holding him down* Kiba cried out, "Akamaru!" Akamaru just looked utterly deafeated. He turned his head toward Akamaru and I was suddenly behind him. I bitch-slapped Kiba really hard so he got slamed into the ground of shame. Then I released my shadow clones and Akamaru fell then went to Kiba. The girl I don't know said, "Dude got OWNED." Kiba (who has a massive knot in the back of his head said, "That isn't fair! You tricked me!" I said, "All's fair in love and war." He said, "This isn't love." Nichole said, "It's war: Idiot." Then while I was walking away my two tails smacked him as I said, "Bye Mangy Dog." He said, "Stupid Kat." I walked on to the log bench, I said, "Uhh... Nichole, who's your friend?" Nichole said,"..." Then the girl I don't know interuppted, "I'm Amber!" "You're Kat right? Nichole's been telling me all about you!" "I'm part dragon. That's why I have the freaky eyes..." Nichole went on to explain, "She's on the Ombu black ops but she's really cool! And she's been on a mission for the last couple of days."