Kat in a bag chapter 11; Amber's crazy whacked up mission part 1

5 hours before Kat woke up: completely in Amber's point of view.

Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring! The alarm went off as I got up to shut the stupid invention up. I rubbed my sleepy silvery blue eyes and blinked at the time it read, 5:00 am. Yet another early day for an Anbu Black Ops chick.

I get up then turned on the lights and looked at the reflection of myself in my mirror. It's kind of hard not to stare at yourself when your eyes keep changing colors depending on your mood. I have stared for countless hours trying to catch what my eyes look like in every emotion possible. But in the end; it's always the same result. It's always either hopeful gold color or bored grey color or curious purple color.

I sigh, "Oh well... time to start the day."

In 5 minutes I was done; you have to learn how to dress quick in Anbu training. Then I started on my newest solo mission; Operation Protect the Prince! He Specifically required a female black ops member and it said in the job description that he is 'looking for love' AS IF! He's lucky I took the job but I will KICK HIS SORRY ASS IF HE TRIES IT! Well, anyway he is also supposed to be coming from The Village Hidden Along the Rocks to The Land of Waves to help his people trade and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah... So I have to come to him huh? Well This sucks. It's lucky Lady 5th told me that I could keep the info packet so I know what he looks like. Phht! I don't even think he's a real prince! I look at the packet some more...

"Ohh... Prince is his NAME! Who would be Stupid enough naming their KID that! It's like naming your daughter Oprah!" I ranted while eating my french toast.

Then I look at the packet some more... "Oh. He is Onoki's son (the 3rd Tsuchikage; aka. the leader of the village.) At least no one heard me."

Then I headed out to the gate of the village to wake the stupid night guards up.

8 minutes later...

"WAKE UP!" I yelled.

The night guard went, "Who? What! Where? I'm awake!"

I said, "I saw you Drooling, you moron."

The night guard said, "Oops."

I said, "I'm on a mission so I had to tell you I left. Got it?"

The night guard said, "Got it." When I walked away I could have sworn he said, 'good riddance.'

It took all the willpower I have to not to kick his sorry ass. Then I walked on until I reached a clearing in the forest where it's surrounded by trees; that's where I decide to ascend from. I willed my black iridescent wings to take over my shoulder blades and greeted them like an old friend: strange yet familiar. The reason why I was chosen to be alone on this particular mission when every other Anbu has at least one team member is because my beautiful wings take up half my chakra and they are 100 times faster than on foot. So this normally 3 day journey will only take 3 hours with me. But the sad part is that I can only do it once if my chakra is full when I first do it. While I take off into the still dark sky; I think, 'The best part about flying is the freedom.'

3 hours later...

I'm in the cover of a big boulder on the outskirts of the village hidden along the rocks folding my wings so I won't freak people out. I walked to the customs spot where two rough-looking ninja were guarding the village. Boy! I wish ours was this tough! But the two rough-looking ninja was just that; rough-looking. On the inside I bet they are two huge teddy-bears. (I know because I met their type before.)

They asked me, "Who are you and what business do you have in the village?"

I said, "I'm known as the fire of Konoha if you Must know. I'm escorting the Tsuchikage's son to The Land of Waves on business."

They straightened up, "Okay then but don't stay too long."

"I don't plan too." I said.

The,just to annoy the hell out of them, I blew a kiss in their general direction. Okay so they weren't the teddy bears I thought they were... doesn't mean I can't kick their ass all the same. If it came down to that. Then I walked into the Tsuchikage's building which wasn't hard to find because it's the biggest building and it's in the center of the village. Duh. Where else would it be? When I walked in it was amazing, the office was covered in greens and yellows and browns. (Kat would have LOVED it. 'sarcasm') But I enjoyed it.

Then I asked his assistant, "Have you seen Prince?"

He replied, "I know Prince..." as he looked me up and down. "What is a good looking woman like you want with him?"

"Run that by me again?" I said.

He said, "What I said was..."

*Smack!* With the assistant rubbing his cheek. He said, "Owww. I like them feisty!"

I said, "I'm So not your type."

"My type is any type."

So I kicked his shin, grabbed his shirt and pinned him against the wall.

I said, "Listen you..."

Unfortunately, I didn't get to finish because Onoki showed up behind me and asked while being vaguely surprised, "What have we got here?"

I then blinked and backed off realizing I looked like I was making out with his assistant.

"Nothing, Onoki sir." I said, "I was just wondering where Prince was because I was sent here from Lady Tsunade Sir."

To my great surprise he laughed.

"Uhh... what's so funny sir?"

Onoki said, "Prince. You haven't got any manners at all. You should have introduced yourself when she was looking for you."

Prince said, "Sorry father. I was just fooling around with her."

Onoki said, "Don't worry boy. This incident won't be mentioned to your mother." Oh Lord! He thought I actually made out with Prince! Sick! Gross! I'm seriously going to barf!

Prince said, "Thank you Father for not telling."

"No problem. By the way, instead of going to the Land of Waves... you are going to the Village Hidden in the Clouds." His father said.

"What? I was told the Land of Waves!" I yelled

Onoki said, "I'm sorry about that. The safehouse in the Land of Waves is no longer safe. Prince sent a equivalent of an Anbu black ops member along with a shadow clone of him there. They never made it. That's why I choose Kohana village's finest. I remember the third Hokage telling me that one Anbu member is like three shinobi piled into one."

Prince said, while yawning, "That's a very nice story father but we are running late."

Onoki said, "Have a safe trip!" Then he added to me, "I'm counting on you."

"Don't worry." I said, "He'll be safe with me." (Little did I know I was going to eat those words.)