Friday the Thirteenth Kat in a bag style!

One fateful morning... Kat, Kiba, and Nichole woke up right smack in the middle of the woods.
Of the trio Nichole woke up first with a start and looked around. "Where are we?"

Then Kiba woke up next while rubbing his eyes, "I'll say we are in the woods."

Then Kat woke up and while yawning said, "Wha- what, h-he said."

Nichole said, "I knew that!"

Kiba said, "Let's look around to try to recognize stuff."

I heard something and I asked Nichole, "What's that noise?" "Kiba! I'm scared!" then I grabbed the inside of his arm.

Kiba said, "Don't worry. I'll protect you from that evil noise."

Nichole just made a 'I'm about to barf' face. Then she said, "I'll see what it is..." walks about 6 feet from where Kiba and I are standing then said, "Oh! No! Help me!"

Then Kiba and I run to where she's at.

When we arrive; Nichole said, "Aww... a bunny. Man you guys should see your faces!"

When I got out of my shock I said, "That's Not Funny Nichole!" "I was really worried about you!"

Then we all heard a snapping noise coming from a tree.

Nichole said, "What was that?"

I said, "That's what I've been hearing!"

Kiba said, "Let's check it out."

Then we walk 3 feet then Nichole says, "I think it's in that tree up ahead." "Don't wait up." Then she left to investigate.

We heard a thump and a "Ouch!" and we saw someone flat on their butt on the ground. (My guess was that she made them get out of the tree.)

Then Nichole said, "Huh? Itatchi of the Akatsuki?" Itatchi; who was starting to get up, said, "Yep. That very one."

I said, "What are you doing here?" Then all the other members of the Akatsuki showed up; Konan, Pein, Tobi, Sasori, Hidian, Suigetsu(I'm only counting him because he follows Kisame around.), Kisame, Deidara, Kakuzu and Zetsu.

Pein said, "I was just about to ask that same question."

I tensed up at the whole organization that wants my mother... who I haven't even MET yet!

Tobi said, "We have no idea where we are. We got lost. Tobi's a good boy!"

Pein said, "Ok. Let's make a deal. Let's stick together until we can find out where we are at."

Kiba and Nichole wearily said, "Fine. But next time we see you we will take you down."

I said, "How can you trust them?"

Konan said, "Same to you." "How do we know if we can trust you?"

Pein and Nichole sighed; Nichole said, "Have you ever heard of 'safety in numbers', Kat?"

I said, "Yes." Nichole said, "That's exactly what we are doing."

Pein said, "Listen to her Konan; that's why we can trust each other for the moment." "We are doing the same thing they are."

Pein and Nichole said, "Agreed." I said, "Nichole, where's Gaara?"

Nichole said, "I've been wondering that myself..." As we are talking we are walking together... then suddenly Tobi trips.

Tobi said, "Ouch!" "That is Not a good boy!" Then I look and I see it's the mangled body of Gaara; all bloody and staring off into space. I heard gasps all around; one of them was me.

Nichole said, "Oh... no." "Now the first victim has been chosen by the killer."

I said, "This is like a horror movie." Then I turned my head crying.

I continued; "I Never told Gaara that I actually liked him." "I also never told him that- that he is not so bad once you get to know him." "That I liked the waffles he had made that one day too." "Now I Never would be able too!" TT-TT

Kiba hugged me and tried to calm me down, saying, "Shush... everything's going to be fine."

Nichole said, "It is not going to be fine!" "The next people who die are the complete Idiots!" All the Akatsuki members looked at Tobi at the same time. "Then comes the jocks... then comes the cheerleaders." "Then who knows who's next!"

I just had an epiphany of remembering, "Nichole... where is Luna and Oreo?" I look back at Gaara's body and right beside him was the body of Luna.

Kiba was following my eyes as I was looking and said, "I guess that answers where Luna is."

I turned my face away; disgusted. (Who would do that to a poor fox-kit! And to Gaara! They Deserve to DIE!)

Hidian said, "Oh shit! Are you fucking crying again?"

Nichole punches him in the face and said,"Shut up! You fucking asshole!"

I said, "I'm not crying!" "I am Disgusted! THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!"

Then Kiba saw a rusted sign in a tree and asked, "What's that?"

But Nichole was already on it and dusted all the rust off then she gasped, "Oh Shit! It's a welcome to Camp Crystal Lake sign." "Yep. We are Royally screwed!"

Kiba said, "Hold on... wasn't Camp Crystal Lake in that horror movie we watched?"(It was the one in Ch. 8 that they were watching! ~_~)

Nichole said, "Yes, smart one." We headed on until we find a cabin and by that time everyone was tired and ready to settle down.

Hidian said, "Finally! A fucking house in this fucking wasteland!" Everyone agreed at this. Then we come into the house and sit down.

Nichole said, "Now that we know there is a killer out there; we must keep ourselves as silent as possible and Always, Always, have someone with you."

Then Tobi interrupted, "But... But Tobi has to go to the bathroom!"

Hidian said, "You've got to be fucking kidding me." "We Just had a fucking bathroom break fucking 20 minutes ago!"

Pein said, "Why didn't you go then?"

Tobi said, "But, Tobi didn't have to Go then..." Pein looked at Deidara expectantly.

Deidara said, "What? ..." Then looks at Tobi who seems is about to pee his pants then he said, "... Fine."

Kiba said, "I saw an outhouse as I was coming in." Then they left and I suddenly burst out laughing because I had the sudden vision of Kiba 'marking his territory'.

Nichole said, "What are you laughing about?"

I said, "Nothing..." Nichole said, "Ok then." "Since there is no electric in the cabin can someone find candles?"

Konan said, "No need. I brought some." Then sets them in the livingroom. "How about everyone play truth or dare since there is nothing else to do?"

I said, "I'm in!"

Kiba said, "Me too." "I don't know about everyone else but I can use some cheering up."

Nichole said, "Me too." Then we all three walked into the livingroom. Where everyone else was.

Konan said, "Now who goes first?"( I got this idea from the Tobi Show from tenshiketsueki1000)

Hidian said, "Fine. I will." "Itatchi, truth or dare?"

Itatchi said, "I don't care. Just get this over with."

Hidian said, "Ok... I dare you to read... a yaoi fanfic." Everyone's face 0_0" … Itatchi said, "Ok. Hand one over." Then Kisame got out of his robe a yaoi fanfic. and gave it to Itatchi.

Itatchi said, "Oh dear God! I'm BLINDED for Life!" "I will NEVER see things the same way again!" "I'm mentally scarred... yada yada, yada."

I said, "What's yaoi?"

Nichole said, "A all-male version of Hintai."

Kiba said, "Why did Kisame have a Yaoi fanfic anyway?"

...No one had an answer to this until Hidian said, "Damn. You're a tough nut to crack."

Kisame said, "Ya! I wanted you to scream bloody murder!"

Itatchi said, "Whatever."

Konan said, "Weren't you blinded by my candlelight just a minute ago?" "How were you able to read it?"

Itatchi said, "Actually I didn't read it... they seemed to forgotten that I couldn't see."

Konan said, "Ohh.." "Itatchi. It's your turn."

Itatchi said, "I really have no care for this game. It has no point to it." "Fine Konan, truth or dare?"

Konan said, "I..."

Itatchi interrupted, "Dare you say? I dare you to ask Leader truth or dare." "Now my turn is over."

Konan said, "Truth or dare, Pein?"

Pein said, "Truth."

Konan said, "Why do you always hide your face?"

Pein said, "Err... I meant dare..."

Konan said, "Then I dare you to show us your face."

Pein said, "That's um... childish." "Not doing it."

Konan said, "But you have too." Konan said, "Don't make me do it myself." While getting a flashlight out of her bag... while Pein's not looking.

Pein said, "How exactly do you plan on doing th-" She turned on her flashlight then turned it right underneath his chin.

Pein said, "Eh?"

Hidian said, "Whoah! What the fuck happened to your face!"

Kisame said, "Someone got a little angsty in one day didn't he?"

Zetsu said, "I'll say."

Pein said, "It used to... be.. in style."

I said, "It's not anymore!"

Kiba said, "I'll say."

Pein said, "Ok Ms. Smart mouth. Truth or dare?" Then we heard a scream coming from outside.

I said, "Later." Then we all looked out to the frount door and where Deidara is running towards the cabin and got to the frount porch, while leaving a red smear while screaming, "NOO! I AM TOO BEAUTIFUL TO DIE!" and we haven't seen him since.

Konan flashed her flashlight on the red smear and the outhouse is Covered in blood.

Then Konan said, "Now we know what happened to Tobi." "If you want me to be honest; that guy bugged the HELL out of me."

Nichole said, " Gaara, Luna, Tobi, and Deidara down. Eleven to go."

I said, "Don't say that." "You will curse us all."

Kiba said, "I have a feeling that we all were cursed anyway."

I said, "How Dare you!"

Then Nichole slapped him, "That's a Terrible thing to say!" "There is still a chance that a few of us will make it out alive."

Hidian said, "Yeah. I'm one of them!" Then Nichole took out her Kunai knife and threw it... this time it hit it's target.

Then Hidian's nuts fell off. I was shocked at first and when I got used to the idea, I laughed my ass off.

Kiba and all the boys who saw that automatically covered their own up while saying, "Ouch." "Tough break man." All except Kakuzu that is.

Kakuzu sighed and said, "I'll help." Then they went into the basement together while Kakuzu took out his sewing kit and picked up Hidian's missing parts.

Nichole said, "That does Not look right." I said, "I agree." "I'm going upstairs." "Anyone coming with me?" "I don't want to go alone!"

Kiba and Nichole said, "I will." While the rest of them are playing cards. Suddenly we heard a chainsaw below us while we hear screaming for a second and then it all became deathly silent.

Then I heard footsteps coming from the basement. I ran up the stairs with Kiba and Nichole towing behind. The rest of the Akatsuki said, "You guys go! We will take care of this guy! He already killed 4 of our members!" "We want revenge for 3 of them!"

Nichole, Kiba, and I said, "Good luck!" Then we got to the bedroom that has a terrace connected to it and we all reach this conclusion: Jump and we all hit the ground rolling. I can hear the chainsaw still going inside.

I said, "Despite being evil... I'm going to kinda miss them."

Kiba said, "Same here."

Nichole said, "Ditto."

While we are running I said, "Stop!"

Nichole said, "What?"

I said, "I just saw a car!"

Kiba said, "Really? Where?"

I said, "In the garage! Quickly!" Then we get into the garage of the cabin and Nichole got into the driver's side. She said, "Get in." I said, "No need to tell me twice!" Then I hop in along with Kiba while Nichole turned the emission on and floored the gas.

I said, "Nichole, have you ever driven a car before?"

Nichole said, "Nope."

I said, "Oh great!" "This is Just what I need! Death by Car!"

Kiba said, "Uhh... Kat. Since we are going to die anyway; there is something I want to tell you so I can die without any regrets." By this time I already accepted that we are all going to die; one by one. Then I said, "Go ahead."

Kiba said, "I'm falling in love with you."

I said, "Uhh... Kiba. NOW you Have to say it?" Then he kissed me while Nichole is swerving and Nichole said, "It's HARD enough to Concentrate as it IS! I don't Need you Two Lovebirds making out!"

We break apart while Kiba and I said, "Sorry." Then we crashed into a tree. It's lucky that crash didn't kill us. (Or is it Unlucky?) It did kill the car though.

The reason that we all survived the crash is because with my Cat-like reflexes and my speed. I was able to get everyone out in time but Nichole got hurt by the steering wheel as I quickly pulled her out. It scraped a long bloody gash into her shin and I carried her out of the car bride-style.

Kiba said, "Can you walk?"

Nichole said, "I can try." Then I set her down gently and as her foot touched the ground; she cried out in pain. Nichole said, "I can do it... But I'm going to be slow."

Then I said, "Behind us! He's coming!"

Nichole said, "You two run!" "I'll try to buy you guys some time!"

I got all teary-eyed and said, "Good luck, my best friend."

She said, "I'm doing this for you so GO!" Then Kiba and I run into a windmill. I actually ran 'into' it; face first.

I said, "Oww... that hurt."

Kiba said, "Here he comes!" Then Kiba pulled me inside and kissed me then said, "I'll hold him off."

I said, "Kiba! Not you too!" "I-I can't lose you too!"

Kiba said, while getting all teary eyed himself, "Leave." "I'll distract him as long as I can."

I said, "Oh Kiba!" Then I kissed him one more time and then left out the back door just as the frount one burst open. While I left, I was crying; everyone I knew was now dead or dying. With the exception of Oreo and Akamaru. At least the pets are alive. About 8 long-hard minutes later; I saw him.

He had a hockey mask and a machete with him. He trapped me into a clearing and while I briefly looked up, I saw Oreo's and Akamaru's dead dripping bodies as Oreo's blood dripped on my face.

Well... that was disgusting. But I had no time to think about it anymore.

He backed me up against a tree and while I saw the machete come down at me I said, "Just do it." but, suddenly it stopped right at my shoulder-blade and into the tree.

I said, "Why stop?" Then he very slowly, very purposely pulled off his mask and he was revealed to be none other than... Gaara.

I said, while crying, "Oh My God! You Sick Masochistic Bastard!" "Was this all taped?" While punching his sandshield repeatedly.

Gaara said, "Yes." I momentarily forgot my rage as I said, as everyone went out into the clearing and I stopped punching him at the moment and went up to Kiba and hugged him, "Oh thank God! I thought I lost you..."

Then I asked Gaara, "Tell me! Who's idea was this!"

Gaara smirked and said, "This was all Kiba's idea."

I said, "KIBAAA!"

Kiba was trying to get out my hand's reach while he said, "Oh boy..." Then I went on into a rant, "KIBA! YOU FUCKING SPINELESS! FUCKING FACELESS! MOST FUCKING ANNOYING! MOTHER FUCKING! JERK! FUCKING EVER! TO FUCKING ROAM! THE FUCKING PLANET! THE FUCKING KING OF ALL MOTHER FUCKING JERKS!" While I said each word I am slapping him repeatedly.

Hidian said, "She makes me seem like a fucking little kid." Then I ended it one the "JERKS!" part and gave him one major slap.

He got K. instantly while I am fuming still I find the video camera that is in the clearing and punched the hell out of it and then gave it to Gaara.

Gaara then took the video camera out and said, "The tape is fine." Then he put the tape in his gourd so that I will never get it again.

I said to Nichole once I was calm again, "Why didn't you tell me that this was going to happen?"

Nichole said, "I never knew." "Gaara never told me." Then she saw Luna and hugged her, "Luna!" "I missed you!"

Then Luna got on top of her head like she always does and said, "I missed you too."

Gaara said, "Umm... Kat. Could I talk to you a minute?"

I said, "Sure." As soon as I found Oreo and picked my currently red-white Bengal tiger cub and is holding her like a baby.

I said, "What's on your mind?"

Gaara said, "Did you mean all those things you said about me?"

I said, "I thought you were dead... of course I meant them."

Gaara said, "Will you repeat them?"

I said, "Fine. I really enjoyed those waffles you made for all of us on my first day to Kohana." "Thank you."

He said, "That's not what I meant and you know it."

I said, "Ok then." "I like you, Gaara." "I don't hate you as I sometimes pretended to. I mean, I consider you my friend." "You're not so bad once I got to know you." "Are you happy now?"

He said, "Yes. Very much so." "I have to say the same thing about you."

I said, "Good, now that we understand each other I would like to say I will Never Admit those things Ever again."

He said, "The same." Then he surprisingly hugged me with absolutely no sandshield.

He said, "Thank you."

I said, "For what?"

He said, "For believing in me." Then he walked off like the hug never happened. Which in his mind; it probably didn't. But that's okay as long as I know it did. I now know that he's my friend.

Oreo's fur is all matted with Karo syrup and red food coloring while she is trying to lick it off. I said, "Oreo, do you want cavities?" (f.y.i. Oreo is special and has been taught by Luna how to speak english)

Oreo said, "N-no mother."

I said, "That's what I thought."

Oreo said, "But I'm hungry mother."

I said, "Oh fine. We'll go home now and I'll get us some Alaskan Red Salmon."

Oreo said, "Oh boy! My favorite!" "What's the special occasion mother?"

I said, "To just be alive and well."

Oreo said, "Well can we do that everyday then?"

I said, "No. But I'll do it a little more often than usual."

Oreo said, "Yes!"

Then I said as I walk toward Kiba's just now stirring body, "I still haven't forgiven you yet." Then I walk off.

3 months later... at the Premiere of Friday the Thirteenth: A Ninja's worst nightmare.
(on a side note: by this time Sasuke already left the village for Orochimaru)

I was wearing a beautiful vintage black dress, with makeup on and my hair all straight for the evening. I also brought along Oreo; who is at my calf-level now. I put on her diamond-studded collar and leash. Then I said to her, "Are you ready?"

Oreo said, "Well... not really." "You haven't talked to Kiba since I was just a kit!"

I said, "Oh I know, darling." "I feel the same way."

Oreo said, "Isn't it about time you forgive him?"

I said, "Maybe." Then I get out of the women's bathroom and face the music...

Nichole was wearing a green dress that really sets off her hair and eyes. While Gaara and Kiba are wearing tuxedos.

I said, "Hey Gaara." "Can I get you alone?"

Nichole said, "Sure." and she pretended to shove him right where the sandshield doesn't reach.

I said, "Gaara. Whatever you are planning; I want in."

He said, "Ok. Right when the after-credits ends you will suddenly disappear."

I said, "Cool."

He said, "The rest I'm keeping secret."

I said, "Ok." Then I saw Amber while on the other side of her is Ryuu and I sat next to her.

I said, "Hello Amber, Hi Ryuu." (Of course Ryuu is wearing his usual punk-type outfit just with a bow-tie clipped on. While Amber is wearing a red punk-type dress to match him.)

Amber said, "Hey sweetie." "Why haven't you forgiven Kiba all this time?" (Everyone has been asking my that question.) I

said, "My feelings are still bruised." "I want him to feel the same way I did when I thought he died." (That's why I haven't been answering my door and only went out of the house for missions until Emiko Forced me to stop moping and go to Nichole's house every weekend at least... that was 1 month ago.)

Amber said, "That's a little harsh don't you think?"

I said, "Well he put me though hell." Ryuu is pretending as usual that I'm not there.

Amber said, "True."

Then Ryuu said, "Shush. The movie is starting..."

2 hours later... after Tobi was stabbed with a carrot through the eye, Deidara got hanged, Hidian got chainsawed until he was in little pieces, same with Kakuzu, Pein got hit in the head with a fruit bowl Hard, Konan killed herself with a piece of glass, Zetsu died of weed-eater, Itatchi got suffocated, Kisame died by getting turned into sushi, Sasori died by getting his heart ripped out of his chest, Suigetsu died by drowning in the kitchen sink, Nichole died by the machete, Kiba died by the windmill machinery, and Kat of course; died by the machete too.

The credits started rolling right after my 'I'm going to die.' face and everyone came out. Then it finished with my last word to Kiba. Then I get out of my seat while everything has started into motion; right after every one of the "actors" got applauded for their outstanding performances.

All except all of the Akatsuki members who got the video tape in advance and currently the audience is being recorded so it's Like they are there.

The lights got turned on for a second then they got turned off. Then everyone's whispering while all the doors got locked and I got grabbed then pulled backwards while I screamed I ran into a guy with a hockey mask with a machete.(Gaara already instructed me to put the Halloween type stuff on my skin that if you 'fake' cut it, it looks like blood is oozing out of my skin. It's the trick Konan used in the movie; so did Nichole but Nichole did it unknowingly.)(All the Akatsuki members were in on it.)

Then the lights got turned back on and Gaara had the machete over my neck. Kiba, Nichole, Amber, and Oreo cried out, "No!"(Nichole, Amber, and Oreo already knew of the plan) Then he swiped the machete and my 'blood' oozed out of my neck and I am 'dying'.

Then Gaara disappeared into darkness while everyone was paying attention to me.

I said, as my 'last words', "K-Kiba? I-I see a white light. Y-You know w-what?"

He said, "Yes?" while crying.

I whispered, "I forgive you." Then I 'died'.

Kiba said, "No!" Then Gaara reappeared and took off his mask and I undied.

Everyone was shocked speechless,(except the ones who knew what was going on). Then they applauded while Ryuu said, "Great performance; I Never saw that coming!"

Naruto said, "Believe it!" agreeing with him.

Hinata said, "That scared me half to death!"

I said, "Sorry Hinata."

Then I turned to face Kiba who is still having tears come out.

I said, "Now you knew how I felt when you put me through that movie." "Can you forgive me?"(The whole reason that I didn't forgive him before is that he hasn't said sorry.)

He said, "Yes." "Just promise me one thing."

I said, "What is it?"

He said, "Don't ever pretend to die with fake blood again. Unless I'm the one dictating it."

I said, "That isn't so hard. So sure!"

Then I kissed him while Ryuu, Nichole, Amber, Gaara said, "Get a room." while everyone else said, "Aww..!"

I said, "Besides, I missed Akamaru." Then Akamaru came up and licked my cheek.

Kiba said, "Besides, I missed Oreo." Then Oreo went rubbing his calves and purring.

And for the first time in a long time; I laughed.