Kat in a bag; a Very Katty Christmas Special!

(On a side note; I'm sorry I had to start on it AFTER Christmas but better late than NEVER!)

5 days before Christmas...

I woke up and said, "Hmm..." "It's almost Christmas time." "Oh no!" "That means I have to avoid Christmas music!" Actually I've been avoiding it all month.

Emiko who was wearing a young Mrs. Clause outfit; a red dress with fur on the top and bottom of it said, "Why don't you like Christmas music, Kat-simpai?"

I mumbled, "Because they play the same damn stuff every year." "I'm not a Scrooge or a Grinch." "I listen to it On Christmas just because it's a tradition but it doesn't mean that I subject myself to that torchure every day." "Especially since my Parents aren't here." "They Love Christmas Music so much that I had to hide under my bed all month."

"... It's bad enough that they sent me a cell phone with Christmas jingles on it because I haven't been calling them." "I miss them but I just forget to call." "Also whenever someone is away that I care about it's like a switch it turned from missing them to not missing them." "I don't call them because I forget too because I don't miss them consiously." "It doesn't make sense but that's the way my mind works."

Emiko said, "Listen here young lady! Call them then to wish them a merry Christmas! Now!"

I said, "Yes Ma'mm." Then I picked up my cell phone and said, "But what if they don't answer?"

Emiko said, "Then call them until they Do! Now Quit procrastinating!" (I am a very well known procrastinator... I will do EVERYTHING to avoid the task at hand.)

I called them and talked up until now: turns out they already saw my movie and they were very pleased with my 'acting' but they didn't exactly like my cursing out and kissing Kiba. But they didn't disapprove of it; they just were surprised.

I said,"Well... I love you both; Very Christmas. I got to go."

Bob and Helena said, "We love you too, Kitten. Call us more often!"

I hung up while Emiko said, "See, that isn't too bad."

I said, "Ya.. Ya... sure."

Emiko said, "Now what are you going to do since you have the day off and you are dating Kiba again?"

I said, "Well... I plan to meet him around noon but in the meantime... I'll just enjoy this time by watching YouTube."

Emiko sighed and said, "What am I going to do with you?"

I said, "Feed me, Love me, give me attention, and feed Oreo."

Emiko said, "What do you want for breakfast?"

I said, "Hmm... what's something I haven't had in a while...? Oh yes! Ham and cheese omelet please!"

Emiko said, "Coming right up!"

I go over to the computer and hug it while talking to the computer, "I missed you so much!" Then I turned the screen on and typed into my You Tube channel; one of my favorite vids. Ultimate Theme Series: Kiba. I found it after I started liking Kiba and now I can't get the freaking song from my head!'

Kiba suddenly walked in and said, "Hey Kat; it's noon."

Me not listening... ^-^ It's such a catchy song! "You and me hey babby- are nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Chanel!"

Kiba said, "What are you watching?" while appearing right behind me...

I blushed, "Oh my god! Kiba you scared me!" "I-I'm watching nothing!" while I frantically minimize it.

The song is still playing while Kiba said, "So you were watching a fangirl video of me?"

I am still blushing while I said, "Yes."

Kiba said, "It's nothing to be ashamed of... especially since you've been dating me off and on for 3-4 months."

I said, "Really?" "Well then... let's watch the rest of the vid together."

5 mins later...

Emiko said, "Are you coming or not?" Then walks in... "Whoah... Uhh. I'm leaving the room now. I'll guess I'll eat the omelet then..."

I am blushing while I get up then I said, "Kiba; how did I end up on your lap?"

Kiba said, "When we were making out you got up and then put me into the chair and then we kissed some more." "And then Emiko interrupted... that's how you got to be on my lap."

Did I just almost went farther than kissing with Kiba? Oh my god... I Really need to have better control of myself. It's hopeless because boys for some odd reason didn't find me attractive or something and didn't ask me out prior to Kiba... which I technically I asked HIM out. Even Before I was home-schooled.

*flashback time*

8 years ago... Kat at age 7.

2nd grade; in the playground...

"You are so lame!" Katilynn Barnhill, a girl in my class said. Then a boy added, "I bet she has Lice!"
Then another girl, Janice Thomson joined in, "Katty the Fatty."
Almost all of my class picked it up and sang, "Katty the Fatty; Katty the Fatty." All except a girl in my class that was always at the back of the room; she always kept to herself like I had tried to do but I failed... obviously; I think her name started with an N.

Then Nichole said, "Stop it!" "Leave her alone!" While I got backed up into a corner and was crying, "Am not!"

The boy who said "I bet she has lice.." added, "Or What?" "Who is going to make me?" "Not your dad. You're dad is dead."

Nichole said, "No he's NOT!" suddenly her light brown-hair turned into a crimson red. "I KNOW HE'S ALIVE!"

I said, "He IS ALIVE!" without actually having a clue if he was alive or not.

The boy said, "So Katty the Fatty is defending THE FREAK as IF SHE ISN'T ENOUGH OF A FREAK HERSELF?"

"How DARE YOU!" "YOU MEANIE!" Nichole said and then... That's when things started to get hectic. PUNCH!

That guy(Rendon Langston) was bleeding onto the ground holding his nose whimpering, "I want my Mommy." "Does anyone else notice that that FREAK has RED Hair!" Nichole twitches threateningly while he shut up and flinched.

Nichole was breathing heavily with her arm still sticking out from the punch.

I said, "That was AWESOME!" "Do it again!" "Plus I don't care if you now have red hair; I've seen stranger in my lifetime."

Nichole looked at me funny while I smile and then we both burst out laughing.

That was the start of our friendship.

A couple of years later...

7th grade: in the hallway

Katilynn said, "You two are lesbians."

Janice said, "Ya, you two have been dating since like second grade."

I sighed; whatever I was going to say isn't going to convince them that we are not lesbians. I can't help it if guys only like my chest and not me. She is just having jealousy issues because her chest is as flat as a board.

Rendon walked up then and said, "You have been wearing hats and that jacket around your waist since grade-school and you're ALLOWED too?"

Katilynn said, "I just noticed that."

Janice said, "Now that I think about it... it is strange."

Rendon said, "Majority rules." then he motioned Katilynn to take my jacket off while he grabbed my hat and they both took it off right in frount of everyone.

Katilynn, Janice, Rendon, and whoever was passing by (besides Nichole; she knew for YEARS that I had cat tails and ears.) said, "Freak-show!" or "Oh MY GOD!" or "What IS that thing?"

I said, "That's why." and pushed my way to the office... "Hey mom. Yes, I know I am at school but can you please pick me up?" Helena said, "What happened Kitten?" I said, "Well... you see I got discovered..."

The rest you can figure out yourself... Bob came in put my cap over my head, tied my jacket, threw a big huge hissy fit to the Principal and I've been home-schooled ever since that day.

*end of flashback*

Kiba said, "Earth to Kat!" "Where for lunch?"

I said the first thing that popped in my mind, "Ichiraku's?"

Kiba said, "Ya; I guess we can meet Naruto there." for some odd reason he is blushing.

I said, "Well... do you have somewhere else in mind?"

Kiba said, "Well... you see... I... uhh... already invited us for my sister's cooking." "She Insists on meeting you and she wouldn't take no for an answer." "My mom... uhh... can't cook."

I said, "Well then, that settles it!" "I'll meet your family." I start walking toward the door.

Emiko said, "WHAT are you doing Young Lady!" "Going out the door in your PJ'S!" "I THOUGHT I TAUGHT YOU BETTER THAN THAT!" "Go upstairs! Shoo! Get your clothes on!"

I said, "Yes Ma'am." Then I ran upstairs... I look around the closet trying to find something presentable. "Oh NO!" "I have NOTHING TO WEAR!" I am Totally freaking out here!
My white skirt with that red shirt? Nope. My black skirt with that blue shirt? As if.
I sighed and put on my black skinny jeans with a purple flattering t-shirt. So much for fashion... and a good first impression. I take my meitou sword (Fact: a meitou sword is a type of Katana that is Superior to it but is either really old or used by royalty and in some occasions both) out of my closet; smile at it in the memory of when I showed Kiba it and put it on my back along with 20 kunai knives inside my belt. Don't criticize me.. You never know when you might need your weapons when you're a ninja. I put on my black dangley necklace, got my shoes on, put some pink ice by Rue 21 on and walked downstairs.

I said, "By the way Emiko; you can have the rest of the day off."

Emiko said, "Goody! I was going to ask for it anyway..." "You see... Atsushi asked me out tonight and I already told him yes."

I was shocked at this news and I said, "Last time I heard Atsushi was dating Shizune."

Emiko said, "Atsushi broke up with her because well... he wouldn't exactly say but we all know what Shizune's special technique is."(fyi; Shizune uses a technique that projects poisonous needles through her mouth... bad idea of kissing someone then.)

Kiba said, "Well... look at the time. We better get going." "I don't want to keep mom waiting."

I said, "Okay then..." I am suddenly nervous again.

Kiba said, "At least it's not far."

Ding-Dong!

Kiba said, "What now?"

I answered the door and said, "Hello?"

Amber, Gaara, Ryuu, and Nichole went inside while Nichole handed me a scroll.

Nichole said, "Fresh orders from Lady Tsunade." "You might want to open it as soon as possible."

Hmmm... I wonder what I'm doing this time: sweeping the streets to catching lost cats; I've done it. This is my first non-boring mission since my very first one. I open it and then I drop the scroll.

Kiba said, while pacing the room, "What did it say?"

I said, "Th-that scroll i-is m-my ticket to-to see m-my mot-mother." I am shaking with joy, nervousness, foreboding, dreading, excited, and curiosity all rolled in one being. One tear came out then another and then... well I was crying.