So despite the fact I had to scrounge about my Minecraft server for a couple request ideas, here it is! This is for all my readers, so enjoy!

Mord-Sith Rahl: Proxy

They would be good together, mused the elder Spock. He was watching as their younger counterparts, his and Jim's, the latter laughing beside the more stoic former. It would not be quite the same as it had been with his Jim, but it would be close. As close, perhaps.

Spock turned his head, a smile curving his mouth. Romance was too much to hope for this early in their relationship. They were still too abrasive towards each other for that. But in time, hopefully, they would grow into it, like he had. They would see the other as t'hy'la~lar. Eventually.

openbookwithteeth: Liaison

"Perhaps we should stop."

The human's lips paused, hovering over Spock's collarbone. "You don't mean that."

"And if I do?" Spock rolled out from Jim's embrace, meeting no protest as he sat on the edge of the bed, naked from the waist up. "Our…affair is problematic at best, worthy of court martial at worse."

"It isn't a simple affair."

"Then what is it, apart from secret?"

Jim exhaled softly. He reached out, cupped Spock's cheek, turned him until they were looking into each other's eyes. The blue orbs seemed to glow, even in the dim light.

"Let's make it un-secret."

nat13cat: Saccharine

Jim loved the way Spock wrinkled his nose ever-so-slightly in annoyance. "Marshmallows?"

"Peeps, to be precise," Jim replied, popping one into his mouth.

Spock frowned. "There are little more than aerated, partly caramelized sugar coated in more sugar. Rather monotonous and unhealthy altogether, Captain."

Jim rolled his eyes. "Ever had a marshmallow, Spock?"

"No, of course not."

Jim held up another Peep. "Open up."

Grudgingly, Spock obeyed. Jim set the candy on his tongue, eyes lingering on the sight of instantly-dissolving sugar. Then suddenly Peep and tongue were gone, and Jim was blushing inexplicably.

"How is it?"

Spock paused. "Sweet."

12potato: Scandalmonger

"Spill."

Jim wasn't the only one to blush. Bones turned ops red and shook his head furiously. "Really, Sulu?"

"Ignore him," Chekov said excitedly. "Ve vant to hear how Spock is…well…"

"In bed," Sulu finished, grinning.

Jim chuckled nervously. "I don't know if—"

"Come on, Captain," Sulu urged. "Is he rough, gentle, what? Is he big?"

"I was unaware sex was classified by texture."

Everyone whirled to Spock, who was standing behind Jim, eyebrow raised. The Vulcan's face betrayed no other expression, but his tone was vaguely humorous as he added, "I also believe myself well-endowed, for Jim's tastes."

Vocabulary Geek: Porphyrophobia

"What color do you want for the living room?" Jim asked, thumbing through color swatches. "The kitchen's gonna be red—"

"We are still in agreement to paint our bedroom blue, correct?" Spock asked coolly, nose buried in his book.

"Of course." Jim smiled. "Since blue seems to turn you on, anyway."

"Mmm." The Vulcan's cheeks flushed a very light green.

"What about purple?" Jim held up an amethyst-toned swatch. "This one's really nice for—"

"No."

Jim shot his husband a quizzical look. "What's wrong with purple, Spock?"

"I dislike purple."

"Okay then," Jim replied, shrugging. "No purple then."

Author's Notes: Took me a bit to decide whether I should pluralize t'hy'la, but I did because I'm so horribly anal about grammar sometimes. Besides other reasons I won't discuss (because that would be mean), that's about all I have to say about the actual writing, other than THIS WAS SOOOO MUCH FUN LET'S DO IT AGAIN. :3

On a more serious note, one of my writer buddies TechDuinn got one of her stories taken down by the FF crew for no reason she can discern. I've been lucky enough to skip away unharmed so far, but in any case I'm backing up my stories to the KS Archive, if you know what that is. Their search engine is decent, and I go by the same pen name there as I do here (letter for letter), so if you want to find my stories there, go ahead.

Thanks as always to my beta xladyjagsvolleyball16x and to my dedicated readers for sticking around. I'm going to be in Disneyworld next week, so I won't be able to post the next set until the week after that. Until then, have fun and keep your fishies clean! No I don't know what I'm saying, go read!