Alright, thanks to Eliza Ghost (I'm actually shocked she was the one to request this)

WARNING: This is big time warning for all you anti-bori people. THIS IS BORI! Now don't unfavorite or anything rash. I said I'd do any ship and I've explained that more than once, so if you can't live with it, DON'T READ THE CHAPTER.

Dear fanfiction writers,

Look, I know Beck and Jade broke up and all, but that doesn't mean I'm going to date Beck.

I mean, sure, he tried to kiss me. And I did want to kiss him back.

He really is a good kisser after all.

What was this about? Oh, forget it.

Sincerely, Tori

See? That wasn't so bad!

Reviews and ideas anyone?