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(Bella POV)

I looked up and saw the popular group sit with us, making me want to literally growl at them. Jasper just smiled, "Hey there Darlin, listen. I know you don't remember me to well. But let's get back together how does that sound?"

He flashed hs grin, making me roll my eyes. "How about you fuck off you bloody little wanker! So anyway, Rose, I think that well," I grinned, "If a certain video got put up on let's say youtube.."

Her eyes widened, "Isabella Marie Swan so help me GOD if you do that I WILL chase your bloody ass all the way back to Forks!"

I laughed as Jasper looked at me, along with the others. "'Yes?"

"Did you just say no... to me? Jasper Whitlock?"

"Why yes. Yes I did. And you aren't to good for me. I already have those special people already."

I smiled as Rose glared at me, "OH lighten up you twit. Or else."

"What you gonna do."

"Welll you know how your er favorite shirt was ripped up."

"Yeah Cody did that. Why?"

"What if well. Cody was told by someone that Rose would love it!"

"ISABELLA!"

HA! I loved this. I smirked, "Oh puh-lease. You got Jake to dress in my favorite dress. I win!"

We looked at each other and laughed, while the others again looked at us weirdly. "Bella. Who are Cody and Jake."

"My business only."

I smiled and patted his shoulder, "If ya wanna date me. Well sir. You gotta be my friend. Then we'll talk."

He smiled, "I'd like that."

I smiled as someone snorted, "Oh my god Jasper just leave her be! I mean seriously! We ditched her harshly in like sophomore year. Stop toying with the poor pathetic fake bitch. I bet you that those tit's are just tissues in the bottom of the cup." Alice glared at me with some intense passion as she spoke, making me roll my eyes.

I chuckled darkly, which made Rose laugh. "Bella don't do it." "Nahhh she called me fake! I want my fun!" I stood up and walked over to the front of the table, facing them. "Ya'll think I'm fake? Well sir there is nothing fake about me."

(Jasper's POV.)

I raised an eyebrow in amusement, what was this oh so new sexy Bella gonna do? She moved her hands up to her neck and undid the knot that held her shirt off, making the straps fall in front of her shirt. she pulled her shirt down, revealing a black bra.

My eyes were popping out of my head. "Ah this wont do." She said. She reacher her hands behind her back and unhooked her bra, making my mouth drop. Her damn boobs were fucking real! they were big and perky. Rare combo. Very rare very sexy me likey. She grabbed her creamy god forsaken tits and shook them in front of us, "LOOK! FLESH AND BLOOD! Idiots." She fastened her bra on and turned around, moving her hair over her shoulder as she tied the shirt again. On her shoulder, I noticed in blood red ink with black veins surrounding it, a poem.

Tears of blood,
they run from my eyes.
Like rivers of tears,
that tell no lies.
I tell myself,
day after day,
that it'll be okay.
But I never believed it.
I never could.
For it was a lie,
that no one understood.

At the bottom was a single blood tear, making me blink. Wow. That was deep. She tied it and looked at us, eyebrow raised. "Ya believe me now fuckers? Come on Rose, lets go find our lockers. I wanna put up pictures of cousins and sean!" She laughed a soft laugh, making me smile a little. Wait! WHITLOCK SON OF A BITCH DON'T!

Rosalie stood up and grabbed their stuff, smirking. "Aight Darlin'. Let's head out." The two started to walk away, of course me, Emmett, and Edward were staring at both their fine asses. Ah but that little pixie ruined it.

"OH MY GOD! So WHAT that Bella has real tits! I bet you that Rosalie has none! at ALL!" Ah stupid little pixies.

Rosalie turned around and walked up to us. "Did ya just say I had nothing? I got C36 bitch. Watch your mouth." And like Bella,she flashed us her tits. They were OK. NOTHING like Bella's.

But when she tied up her shirt, I noticed she had the same tattoo as Bella. Weird. Alice was livid. "YOUR BOTH WHORES! WHO SHOWS THEIR TITS AT SCHOOL!"

And the next thin we heard was a SMACK! Bella stood in front of Alice, anger evident in her eyes.

"You call us whores? Puh-lease. I'm no whore. I was roving I was real. Since well let's face it. Your jealous. I have tits. Real big ones to. And Rose has em to. You? Your flatter then cardboard suga. You better watch your mouth around me. I have a bad anger and when I'm mad? I'm the scariest girl alive. Now. Be. Nice. Or. Else. Fucking little pixie." Each of her words dripped with venom, making even me shudder. She was scary as hell.

Alice's mouth dropped as Bella looked at Rosalie, who was smirking. "I'd follow her advice. When we were girls. No actually last year, she was very mad at me for something and forced me into getting matching tattoo's. Very evil and scary. Ciao." Bella turned and slapped Alice again, "That's for calling mine fake to. Adios mucha estupida pequena nina."

The two walked away, and all I could think was.

I think I'm falling in love again.

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