Ah it's been to long has it not?

Don't worry lovelys

I'm going to be writing again

I have to

I mean

I hate making people disappointed

As you can tell, editing has begun a while ago and it's going along… somewhat well

Blame school and this cute girl I know

They're distracting me from my work

So here's for you

My lovely fans.

Things just get weirder and weirder huh

Bella's POV

I felt my eye twitch and smacked Freddy upside the head, "You jack ass. Skye's going to kill you now."

"No he won't, he loves me."

"He loves me more jackass."

"DON'T CALL ME JACKASS!"

"JACKASS! Hey look Rose!"

I squirmed out of Freddy's arms and ran to rose, smiling "Rosie Posie! My little Rosie Posie!" Freddy started saying as he went to hug Rose, who screamed and ran away. "Rosie! Come back! I love you!" "GET AWAY FREDDY! I STILL DON'T FORGIVE YOU!"

As he ran after her, I started laughing hard. Ah, Rose was a favorite target of Freddy anyway. Emmett looked at me, which made me smile. "Sorry Em. That's Freddy; he's my friend Skye's boyfriend. Rose is only scared cause he has a vice grip of a hug."

"Ah… Makes sense."

"Yeah. I'll grab him. You grab Rose and meet me back at my place okay?"

"Sure."

I hugged Em once and started to go after Freddy put a tiny hand gripped my wrist. I spun around and glared at the person holding my arm. "What do you want from my life you annoying little pixie like creature?" Yes, Alice for some un-godly reason was touching me. I didn't know whether I should slap her away like a bug or spray bug repellent at her. Either option sounded good at the time.

"Whose that tall and tasty hunk?"

"That? That's Freddy. He doesn't go after pixies like you."

"So he IS your boyfriend?"

"No way in hell! That'll never happen."

"Oh you're not enough woman for him?"

I started laughing, hard. Oh god, that's hilarious. Me not enough woman for him? I wonder should I tell her he likes his lollipops better than anything else. Nah… Not yet. I composed myself and patted her head, like I do to Cody or Jake. "You can ask him yourself. Observe. Yo! Freddy! This chick here thinks you're my guy!"

Freddy stopped running after Rose, who ran straight into Emmett's chest a nice blush on her cheeks. Oh the fun I will have torturing her about it. Freddy made his way over, a bit of confusion on his face. "Hells Bells say wha?" "This chick thinks you are my boyfriend." Freddy looked down at Alice, and laughed, which made confusion rush over her face. "I'm not her boyfriend. Dear God, not in a million years."

Alice grinned and tried making her boobs look bigger than they were, meaning she tried making it look like she had boobs. I started laughing as Edward walked up to us, confusion and a touch of anger in his eyes.

"Alice what are you trying to do?"

"Nothing Eddy-poo."

"Bull shit." Freddy looked at me and I nodded slightly, which made him smirk. "Oh Bells. I found my type." Alice smirked and when Freddy walked past her to Edward, the look Alice had was priceless. Her mouth dropped and her eyes were bulging out of her head, "Freddy! The hell!"

"He's my type."

The smirk Freddy wore was almost identical to the one I wore, as Edward gulped. Freddy wrapped his arms around Edwards waist, and breathed ever so lightly on Edward's neck, "He's so tempting." Edward let out a girly scream and pulled away, panting hard. He was a nice bright red in the face region, muttering about evil people and such. He turned to Alice, grabbed her hand and started to drag her away from where they were.

I high fived Freddy and turned around to walk to my bike, when I collided with a solid warm fleshy being. I looked up and almost groaned, "Yes Jasper?"

"Who's that?"

"Freddy. My best mate, why?"

"Is he….. Is he your boyfriend?"

"No! Gods no. He's gay."

"Oh… But that kiss."

"He's an asshole who does that to get a rouse of people. Usually Skye keeps him in place."

"Skye is?"

"His boyfriend. Now go away I need to get home."

"About tonight…"

"No Jasper! God.."

I glared at him, walking right past him. I was to pissed to deal with him. Freddy touched my shoulder, which made me spin around. "Yes?"

"How am I getting to your house?"

"Catch a ride with Rose."

"Fine…."

"I'll make you cookies at home okay?"

"YAY!" He hugged me tight and he went off in search of Rose.

I, meanwhile, got on my bike and rode home, exhausted out of my mind. I parked my bike in the front, per routine, and made my way up the stairs to my apartment. When I got inside, I screamed.

I hope you enjoy this

I know it's been ages since I've written something for this.

And the editing for this is going underway

I mean seriously

Was I a daft bimbo when I wrote it?

Jesus I'm fixing it now.

Reemmber the routine

Love Manda