Disclaimer: Same as the last disclaimer... but I also don`t own AVPM. You`ll understand later in the chapter :)

Finally I have had time to write a new chapter and update! Sorry for the long wait! I don`t know but I think this chapter is a rather funny chapter. After I wrote it I went back and to read the chapter and laughed at some of the things I wrote wondering why on earth I put it in my story, but then I left them in there because they were just to funny to take out! So I hope you enjoy this chapter. More to come!


"Alright Eve once again what is our mission today?"

"To terrorize Raoul."

"Correct and our items are?"

"Butterfly knife, Punjab rope, Pink hair dye, make up, matches, Sharpie, Chicken blood, explosives and a pack of gummy worms…. Why do we need a pack of gummy worms?"

"We don`t. I do. I have to have some sort of snack as I watch the entertainment." Echo shrugged as they walked through the passages. Eve carried or rather dragged the bag following Echo. Echo glanced back at Eve in annoyance as she dragged the bag." Oh come on it isn`t that heavy! We need to get there before the fop comes!"

"How did you know he was coming today?" Eve grunted as she tried picking up the bag, but ended up falling backwards. Echo of course ignored her as she smirked and continued on." I have my sources."

"Fine… but if I get in trouble for this, I blame you. I can`t get kicked out of the opera house!" Eve grumbled as she got back up and dragged the bag once again.

Thirty minutes later Echo and Eve had every trap and prank ready. In Echo`s terms it was fop ready and only a trap a fop could fall in. They were armed with their weapons and tools. Echo had taken the job of making them toll belts. Echo stocked her`s with her beloved butterfly knife, matches, duck tape, a Punjab rope, pink hair dye, a spray can of chicken blood, a gas grenade, her gummy worms and a sharpie. Eve`s was socked with silly string ,matches, a comb, pink nail polish, make up, a rope, scissors, mirror and A can of sparkles. Echo stared at the can of sparkles and back to Eve in plain disgust." Why do you have a can of sparkles?"

"Hey they come in handy! Never know when you`ll need to use them!" Eve shrugged. Echo shook her head and sighed. That girl needed some serious help. Echo glanced at her watch. The fop should be walking into the Opera house at any moment and they`d be prepared. Echo had set up a fop catching trap, that only a fop could truly fall into, then she would go on to terrorize of the fop. And after that… well let`s just say he would never be alright again. After having some fun, she was going to whip the fop out of him.

But where was Erik in all of this? Left behind of course and pouting as always. He had tried to argue with Echo about it. Had he killed anyone in the last couple weeks? Had he set anything on fire? Well… maybe just his cloak a few times, but that was a story for later. Had he threatened anyone in the last few hours? Just Eve a few times, Echo more than a few times, and those fools who called themselves "managers." It was not his fault his needs, wants, and demands were not being met. So why was he not allowed to participate in such pranks? Echo`s answer was simply that he was a fun sucker. A Fun sucker? Erik had simply stared her once she informed of his. Did he truly suck the life out of fun? Echo had then gave him a pat on the head, sat him down in front of his organ and left with Eve, leaving Erik alone and still thinking over what she had said, for a good hour, until he finally decided he was not a fun sucker and now skillfully was watching Echo and Eve at work, wondering what they were doing.

Echo observed from the shadows as the fop entered the building. Eve was already stationed and putting the plan in action. Her plan was simple. All fops were lured by pretty things, from hair to clothing. Since Eve had that all to the check her job was to lure the fop away into a certain room and then Echo would attack. Echo laughed silently as she patted her butterfly knife, taking on a Sméagol voice from watching the lord of the rings too much.." Soon my precious, soon."

"And now you are lurking in the shadows?! Erik truly is a bad influence!" A very fimilar and very loud voice scolded Echo. Echo cringed as she turned to face Madame Giry. Why was this woman suddenly such a pain in her ass? Really she had nothing against the woman and admired her, but she was coming a bit annoying. Echo sighed." I am not lurking! I am observing! Now please will you leave! You are ruining my plans!"

"And what plans may those be young lady?" Madame Giry questions. She shook her head at Madame Giry as she went to walk away." Sorry that`s confidential."

"Confidential? Is Erik in on this? Is he the one behind this?" Madame Giry demanded. Echo threw her a smirk over her shoulder." Nope. This is purely evil plans from me. Erik is only allowed to watch, not join. Don`t worry Madame Giry. It does not involve your precious daughter or ballet rats. Now go on with your business as usual and good day ma`ma."

Madame Giry shook her head as she huffed and took off in the other direction, leaving Echo to her business. Echo rolled her eyes as she kept on walking; she had to admit the woman had good intentions. Those intentions just weren`t for Echo. She smirked, but went back to business. Time to see if Eve had trapped the fop yet.

"Excuse me, but a lovely girl said that there were pink fedoras in here and I see no such thing! Actually I would not know, for it is rather dark in here" Raoul`s voice called from a dressing room. He gave the door knob another twist as he blinked." It appears the door is locked. I am locked in a dressing room. I believe this may be a problem."

Eve sat besides the door giggling; silly, naïve, foppish, Raoul. It seemed even her and her fairy ways were even too smart for Raoul. Eve sat there patiently waiting for Echo. Many times people had passed the door to hear Raoul and some would just shake their heads and walk on. Others would stop, stare at the door, blink, and quickly walk away. Others would stop and open their mouth to speak, but then just forget about it and go on with their merry day. So far the plan was working. I was when Eve was listening to Raoul talk to himself about how the door was still locked that Echo showed up. Echo looked from Eve to the door as a smirk appeared on her lips." I have to hand it to you, I sincerely thought you would fail and I would have to knock the fop out to get our plan to work. I see I have taught you well."

"It was easy all I had to do was make up something that I would fall for." Eve grinned. Echo nodded as she stared at the door in thought." Hm we are going to have to move him somewhere more unpopulated area..To the Torture Chamber!"

"Erik has a torture chamber? But this version doesn`t have one." Eve frowned confused. Echo sighed and shook her head." Well now he does! He just doesn`t know about it. If he knew about it he would abuse such power! I had to give the man something cooler than his room of mirrors."

"Oh… okay." Eve giggled unlocking the door for Echo. As they both stepped into the dressing room, they found Raoul looking around in disgust." It is rather dirty in here. You`d think some maids could clean this up."

Echo looked at Eve in confusion. The room seemed fine to her. What in the hell was he thinking? Raoul seemed to notice them as he smiled." Oh are you the maids? Come to clean this up I believe you have."

"What the hell are you on?" Echo asked as she gave him a weird look. Raoul laughed." Whatever do you mean?"

"Are you on crack? I already know you go hit by the stupid stick many times, but come on man! Seriously you have to be smarter than this!" Echo argued. Raoul frowned as he looked at her for a long period of time, before speaking."I have no idea of what you speak of. Are you okay Madame? Do you need medical attention? Or perhaps financial help because you do look like you just came from Moulin Rouge."

Echo stared at him in disbelief as she slowly turned to Eve." Did he- did he just insult me?"

"I believe he did." Eve nodded trying to hide her smile. Echo`s left eye began to twitch as she slowly stared back at Raoul. Raoul stepped forward reaching out his hand to pat her shoulder." Madame are you alright? You seem as if you are-"WHACK!

Echo effectively gave him a hard slap across the face sending Raoul falling to the ground whimpering. He touched his cheek as tears pricked his eyes." My Face! My face it hurts!"

"Get up you unbelievable asshole! I am not a prostitute and just so you know I rock this outfit. For that little comment I think Im going to go light your whole estate on fire and roast marshmallows while I evilly laugh and watch your house burn to the ground!" Echo snapped. Raoul immediately shot up as he looked at her in horror." No! NO! Not with my supermegafoxy-awesome-hot Zac Efron poster still in the house!" (N/A: Sorry I just had to add something from AVPM in it XD)

"Yes that too." Echo smirked. Raoul sobbed loudly and Eve looked at Echo in horror." You monster! Have you no soul?! You can`t destroy a thing like that."

"Oh yes I can. I can easily do that, just like I can easily do this." Echo shrugged carelessly as pulled out Eve`s own Justin Bieber Picture and ripped it in half tossing it over her shoulder. Eve scramble to the floor grabbing it as she looked up at Echo whispering tearfully." You monster."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah I`ve heard it all before. Now chop, chop we only have a slotted amount of time, before I come bored with this plan. "Echo rolled her eyes as she grabbed Raoul by his collar. Raoul simply watched as Echo shoved open the mirror and dragged him down a passage, Eve following them. Raoul frowned." Why are we going down here?"

"Uh… because we have Christine and uh she has split ends." Eve quickly came up with something. Echo glared at Eve but Raoul gasped loudly in horror." I told her to take better care of her hair and let me tend to it. She is suppose to brush it a 100 times when she wakes up, before each event and meal and before she goes to bed. That and use my special shampoo and conditioner. My wife simply can`t have split ends! It would be a scandal and the gossip of the community! Led me to her quickly!"

"Split ends how tragic." Echo sarcastically grumbled as she continued on. Eve however was listening intently as she gasped." Oh yes I have been meaning to ask you about what shampoo and conditioner you use and some tips, because your hair is absolutely amazing!"

"Of course I shall help you, because girl your hair is beautiful too! I mean it`s so glossy and bouncy!" Raoul gushed. Echo groaned as she mentally banged her head against the wall. Who exactly was suppose to be doing the torture? This was going to be a long day.


AN: Will Raoul Survive or rather will Echo survive? Well you won`t find out unless you review. Review people review! :D