"I'm not the world's greatest detective because of nothing, Flash." Batman starkly replied. "When Bruce Wayne arranged with Central City's David Penchant to call out Wally West to Gotham City for a cold case, that's when I figured out who you were. I just wanted to make sure by examining you a bit more than usual."

I lifted my head from the steel table, comprehending the words from the Dark Knight's mouth. "If you knew who I was, why go through all this trouble?"

Batman smirked. "What use is finding out your real identity without having a little fun first?"

"Touché." Sadistic freak. "What about the case?" I inquired as he made his way towards me in a leisurely fashion. "I made it up." He admitted, emotions stoic.

I lost my mind and finally laughed. "Geez, Bats. You really went the full monte on this one."

"Full monte? Flash, really?" Batman remained impassive. Wally had the pleasure in noticing a quick grin before it faded less than a second later. "Yes, Bruce. You can find out that it's slang, often used by the British."

Batman took off his mask and began to take the restraining leather straps off the speedster. "What are you doing? I thought we were going to play a little game of slave and master here? The red-haired man winked back, Bruce rolled his eyes in return. "Believe me, I had this in mind. Considering you like spontaneous"

Wally yelped as Batman/Bruce carried him (bridal style, mind you.) towards the Batmobile. "We're going for a ride."

The speedster planted a kiss to his lips. "Where are we goin', sugar?"

Images of Harley Quinn took over Batman's mind before he quickly brushed it away. "Wally, no."

"Too much Harley Quinn?" He giggled.

"Yes. And we're going for a joyride to your place to pick up your costume."

Wally's eyes widened. "Why do I need my costume?" Bruce situated Wally in the passenger seat and instructed him to buckle up. "Because," He put the cowl over his head, "Wonder Woman planned a party for us."

"YOU BROUGHT THE WHOLE TEAM INTO THIS?"

"They had a pitch in setting me up with you, too. Not like I had a choice either. Both Alfred and Diana inital plan's was far too embarrassing to speak of. Let's say they wanted me to strip for you." He grunted. Wally's face softened to normal. "That's why you Batman'd the plan up. To make it seem more 'natural' to you."

"Correct."

The Batmobile roared to life as Bruce shifted into drive. The rocket boosters activated propelling them out of the cave at a fleeting pace.

"Bruce?"

"Yes, Wally?"

"When we get to the Watchtower, you're so dead."

{Editing in document manager on BB is a bitch. Custom break line, ftw.}

A/N: Procrastination is to blame. Back to BlackBerry again after a 4 month affair with Android. been through drama. Blah. I'm good. This is chapter 6-point-zero.

Wally's mad because Diana found out Bruce's little crush. Flash = Not shy. Wally = Shy. Hence why he's mad. The speedster will get over it. :) Stay tuned for more twist and updates. Thanks for reading!