AN: Ok, this one is I think humorous. I had fun typing this up, so I hope you guys will like it too…
The band arrived in the airplane, excited about their next destination.
"So where do we put our stuff?" jake asked.
"You two have never been on a plane before?" Maria asked the Brothers.
Jake and Elwood glimpsed at each other and shook their heads.
"Huh…weird" she replied a little bit surprised at their answer. "Uh …well… they go on either the top bins or underneath the seat in front of you."
"You make it seem like we're stupid." Jake commented
"No it's not that. Im just surprised you never went on a plane." She replied with a shrug
"We're not always priviledged like you, Maria" Jake teased
She stuck her tounge out at him as she put her stuff away and sat at the window seat with Elwood in the middle and Jake having the aisle seat.
After a few minutes, the plane took off therefore kicking off their 4 hour flight.
"We should be arriving over there at 10 AM." Elwood said as he looked at his timex watch.
"I still don't like the fact we got a super early flight." Maria complained "Theres not gonna be anything to do!"
"Yes there is" Jake told her
"What?"
"Casinos 24/7 baby!" Jake said with a triumphant chuckle
"Jake, you shouldn't do a lot of gambling." Elwood warned "Remember that time where you cost us the months rent?"
"Oh wow." Maria replied sarcastically, rolling her eyes at Jake "That's responsible"
"Shut up, I was drunk" jake pointed out
"Youre always drunk when you gamble!" Elwood exclaimed "That's why you loose all the time!"
"Not all the time! I won some money." Jake told him
"yeah like 5 bucks" Elwood retorted
"Damn Jake, you suck." maria told him with raised eyebrows
"Are you any better?" he asked her
She shrugged "I don't know. Maybe."
"Screw you guys, Im going to sleep" Jake said irritated and changing the subject. He turned his head away from Elwood and Maria and fell asleep.
Maria yawned a bit "I think I might go to sleep too. I couldn't sleep that well last night."
"Ok" Elwood replied to her kindly
She rested her head on his shoulder and sighed happily "I hope you don't mind…" she began
He smiled a bit "Of course I don't mind."
She smiled a bit and fell asleep, her head still leaned on his shoulder and her hand gently holding his.
He looked over at her with a dreamlike smile as he tucked a stray hair away from her face and behind her ear.
She looks so peaceful…
Matt walked down the small aisle and noticed maria on Elwoods shoulder. He chuckled and spoke to Elwood "I hope her boyfriend wont mind her doing that."
Elwood wanted to laugh but he merely said "I don't think he'll mind"
Matt shook is head as if saying "Shame on you" as he made his way back to his seat.
Elwood was about to rest his head gently on top of hers when he felt a slight knudge on his other shoulder and heard loud snoring.
Jake leaned on his other shoulder and was snoring right in his ear.
Elwood grimaced and tried nudging Jake off, trying not to wake Maria. Jakes head moved a bit but he didn't wake up. Elwood tried and tried before scolding at Jake
"Hey you sleaze, move!"
Maria opened her eyes slowly and looked over at an upset looking Jake. He gave Elwood a dirty look and fell asleep away from Elwoods shoulder. Maria shrugged, not caring for his situation, and fell back asleep on Elwoods shoulder.
4 hours later, Jake, Elwood and Maria were still asleep until they felt the plane land suddenly. They all jerked in their seats, and awoke from their peacefull slumbers. Maria quickly peeked outside the window and saw the airport with the Luxor hotel in the distance.
"We're finally here!" she told the borthers, barley containing her excitement.
After everyone left the plane, the first thing the band eyed were the slot machines that were right by the terminal. Jake had a excited grin on hid face as the lights form the slots glistened from his shades.
"Oh no, you don't!" Elwood scolded as he grabbed Jake by the sleeve, noticing Jake's staring "We are leaving now!"
"I hope our hotel doesn't have a casino" Elwood mumbled to Maria.
She looked uneasy for a bit as she replied "Uh Elwood…every hotel in Vegas has a casino. Even the cheaper, not-so-popular, ones."
"Great" he replied in monotone. "I'll just bankrupt myself then."
After the band got all their luggage, serperate taxis took them to their hotel.
Caesars Palace.
Maria looked outside the window and saw a beautiful looking Roman inlfuenced building with fake yet realistic looking white statues of the Roman gods.
"Oh wow" she said in awe.
Once they arrived inside, they saw that the interior was more impressive than the exterior. Mosaics made from marble were on the wall and the tiles where as white and cleans as pearls.
"This is the cleanest floor I have ever seen" Elwood commented
"This place makes your place look like a dump, Maria" Mr. Fabulous commented
"You know what Fab?" she began as she still looked around "For once I agree with you."
After Jake got the room keys and the room numbers, the band decided to drop off their stuff so they can go swimming and relax for the day until night falls. On their way to the elevators, the band found many restaraunts, shops, and even showtimes for shows that were gonna be performed there.
"Holy crap, they even got a spa?" Maria asked excitedly as she pointed to a sign promoting the spas the hotel offers.
"This place has got everything!" Jake exclaimed happily
"Yes!" She agreed "Thank you Maury Sline!"
As the band got in separate elvevaotrs, Elwood Jake and Maria got into one and went up.
"So where are our rooms again?" Maria asked Jake
"Ah, That reminds me." he told her "I gotta show you guys something that I hope you will use."
"Use?" Elwood asked, making sure he heard right
"Yes."
The elevator door opened and the trio stepped out with their bags. The loving couple followed Jake down the hallway until he stopped at a door.
"Ok you guys, you better love me for this." Jake told them
Maria rolled her eyes a bit and Jake opened the door.
What lay in front of them made Elwood and Maria's jaws drop to the floor in amazement, but also embarassment.
The room had red carpet all along the floor and a huge heart shaped bed on the side of the room with many fancy silk pillows and flower petals.
"Uh Jake…" Elwood began to ask "Is this…a honeymoon suite?"
"The only one availible" jake said proudly "I guess a lot of people want to get lucky in Vegas for their honeymoon."
"I uh…don't exactly know what to say to this." Maria managed to say as she got inside and looked around.
"A 'thank you' would be nice." Jake replied all cocky
"Uh…I don't think we need this room." Maria told him "Elwood and I…um…are not planning on…"
"I think what she means is…" Elwood inturrupted "We're just gonna continue dating and this room isnt nessesary even though we appriciate the thought."
We appriciate the thought of Jake wanting us to get laid? Maria thought to herself.
"Well this room needs to be used because I paid for you guys to stay here. Maria, Elwood you guys don't have separate rooms." Jake told them
"No Maury Sline paid for us to be here." Elwood corrected
"How about I stay here instead?" Maria asked "I do need to be away from all you guys, no offense and the room will be put to use at least."
"There you go." Elwood said
Jake shrugged "Sure what the hell? C'mon Elwood, let's go unpack. Maria, meet us at the pool when youre ready"
Wow he got over that quickly Maria thought to herself as she unpacked her swimsuit and her clothes into the cherry colored wooden drawers.
About an hour later, The Blues brothers band were either in the pool or sunbathing. In the Blues Brothers' case however, they were merely sunbathing in their trunks but also with their trademark shades and hats on.
"I need another beer" Jake began as he tipped his bottle over to show how empty it was "This one's alread…"
"Hi guys" a smooth voice called out to the brothers.
Jake and Elwood looked up and saw Maria.
In a black swimsuit…
The Brothers' jaws dropped as they saw how long her legs were and how curvy her body was.
She walked by Elwood, smiling smugly as if saying 'You know you like this' asShe made her way to the diving board.
"Son of a Bitch!" Elwood exclaimed in awe once she was gone. Seeing her like that reminded him of his dream. The only difference was that it was actualy real and in front of him.
Jake snickered and nudged on his brothers shoulder "Are you sure you don't want to use that room with her?"
Elwood ignored him and went back to sunbathing "Viva Las Vegas Indeed".
AN: OK I admit. I kinda got the last scene from Caddyshack the movie and Family Guy when they made fun of this scene and brian saw Lois in the swimsuit. That's where I got the "Son of a bitch!" from…and poor Jake. He wants Elwood to get laid…but it doesn't happen…
R&R please