Beginning of Trouble

My face was expressionless from that exploding phone. Several minutes had passed between then and now; I washed the sod off a moment ago. How do they wipe that crap off in the cartoons so quickly?

I yawned and marched into the kitchen to grub on anything I can discover.

"I need to get paid more." I looked in my fridge and saw almost empty but a half-eaten cake and some yogurt. "See?" An eyebrow lifted upon itself over my squishy body.

"And who and I even talking to? I don't have an audience or something actually listening to me." Awkward silence. Fourth wall breaker!

"Well it matters NOT!" I obtained a yogurt and shut the fridge door. "For I, am Sir KIRBY!" I hopped on the counter to snatch a foam sword; the ones you can buy at the store. The puffball with a sword dashed towards an open drawer; the one that contained my silverware and grabbed a spoon.

I also snatched my Cosplay Metaknight mask and put it on. "KNIGHT of…" I leaped off and raced towards the table. "…The round tab-"I suddenly tripped over something and flew under the round table. The table collapsed on top of me.

"Ow ow ow ow ow ow. How did I not see that coming?" You must be a saint if you know that reference is from or who said it. I lifted my body up and realized something was missing; THE YOGURT! And why am I red..? I looked at my red-coated-painted table. Oh, right. I just had it painted a while ago. Apparently it never dried.

"Oh no…" I looked up and the yogurt splattered all over my face. It was Boston cream pie flavored.

"Ughhhhhh!" I wanted to scream so badly right now. "Now I looked like a freaking Waddle Dee!" I cried.

The foam sword smacked my head since it slipped outta my hands well when the yogurt launched itself. "Oww!" A pink knot grew.

20 Minutes Later. . .

I flipped though the channels with a bored expression on my face. "What an unawesome day this is." For the great Prussia!

Ever since earlier, I took a nice, relaxing shower to relieve my stress. So far, it's doing its job. I found out what I toppled over. Apparently, I never cleaned up from working out with my weight bar thingee that has stuffed bunnies as weights. Yes, I'm that weak! Shut it! It's heavy for me!

I skipped channel after channel, skipping boring channels, like the Nature Channel and some cooking shows. I ceased at the anime channel and realized it was some weird show called… 'Hetalia?' I decided to watch a few seconds of it to see if it's worth my time.

"Ice creeamm-"I changed the channel.

"BORING!" I kept flipping through the channels. As I was flipping through them, I paused at the frequent news channels that kept popping up. "Okay, what's up?"

"'Breaking news: A pink marshmallow by the name of Kirby has robbed a bank last night. We will report with more details as soon as we catch him, so stay tuned!" The reporter said.

I jumped off my seat. "WHAT THE HELL!" I couldn't believe this is happening. "Since when does my lazy butt actually leave this house? I didn't even steal anything!"

"Also, I have this weird feeling that some gray haired human had the same expression. Probably thinks that I'm just some videogame character. But NO! I'm not! I'm real!" I ranted all that to that box from earlier. Why did I just do that? Don't ask.

"The police are going to his door as we speak." The reporter continued his live coverage. Great…

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

"Why me?" I cried to myself.

"Open up!" Those were the sounds of robotic voices.

"Not until you say 'Please!'" I wasn't prepared and started blurting out anything that came to mind.

…Silence for a second…

"…Please?"

"NO! What's the magic word?"

The door was blasted open with a red beam of DOOM death. My jaw dropped to the ground.

"You are hereby under arrest for stealing money and more from the Dreamland bank." One of the robots said. They remind me of human-sized Gundums. Their cold-glaring red eyes showed they meant business. Hearing a "No" from me would be unacceptable to their standards.

"Did I forget to pay the bill again…?" Ignoring everything they had said a moment ago, I hung my body low.

The human-sized Gundums came closer to me. With their lasers charging, death might be inevitable this time. And no continues either…

Cliffhanger! And a new official title for the series! For now on, It shall be called "Stolen Identity"

I wanted to end it like that because if I had added a certain part, I think it would had ruined some of the plot because it came out so early. In other words, on the comic/sprite series, in the first episode, it had Kirby do some things that I would rather address in the next chapter. So if you want to see spoilers, go on DA and look up "00Victor" and check out my crap… or you can just click on my "website" that has my DA account on my profile on here.

Plot Summary

Kirby has more bad luck. Not surprising but yeah. He watches some TV and is shocked to find out that "he stole cash from a bank." The robots (Police force if you didn't take the hint on who they were) bust inside and then the cliffhanger comes in.

Kirby's a forth wall breaker. Didja know that? D=. Well now you do x). And I mentioned some reference to Life of Kori if you caught that. Care to guess what chapter the news thing also occurred on Life of Kori? Its unintentional irony btw, it just happened. ^^;

Catch any other references?

Remember that you are welcome to give me ideas for a future Kirby chapter that I could sneak in or something, which also applies to Life of Kori. Reviews are welcome.

Good day you humans! ^.^