A/N Sooooo I'm kinda hoping that the people out there haven't died cuz I really like reviews! :D so pleeasseee some feedback? Lol okay well here ya go! (I like this one LOL) Crack!Arthur

biddable: easily led or commanded; obedient.

There were too many of them, just too many, they were surrounded and there was NO way out.

Merlin and Arthur stood back to back as the circle of bandits started to close in on them.

Arthur decided that it was time to test the luck that seemed to follow him around him everywhere.

"HALT!"

Arthur decided that this must not have been the smartest group of bandits, because they all did exactly that.

They stopped and stared, but Arthur knew that wouldn't last for long.

"I DEMAND THAT YOU RELEASE ME AND MY SERVANT!" The prince said using as much authority in his voice as possible.

"Haha, or what Pendragon? What will you do?" The leader scoffed along with the rest of the bandits who started to laugh.

"Or I will command my companion to unleash the most vicious power upon you all! FOR HE IS A MIGHTY WARLOCK!"

Arthur felt Merlin freeze behind him and could almost here him catch his breath.

The prince knew this was a long-shot, but might as well try, maybe his useless servant could pull off the feat of acting like a mighty sorcerer. Maybe the thought of fighting a sorcerer would give Merlin and him enough of a distraction to run for it. If Merlin could play it right that is...

Arthur reached behind him and grabbed Merlin's arm and pushed him in front of him.

"Uh-sire-"

"-Do not make me command him to unleash the power of his-mightiness! HE WILL CALL DOWN LIGHTENING FROM THE SKY AND WIND FROM THAT OF A TORNADO! Release us! NOW!"

A brief moment of silence passed, then the entire circlet of bandits roared with laughter.

"I'm warning you!..HE WILL!..." Arthur tried but was immediately beginning abandon the plan.

Cheeks bright red with embarrassment, and hardly beginning to think of what his servant must have been feeling, Arthur just threw whatever he could out there.

"Merlin! I COMMAND YOU TO SMOTE THESE BANDITS WITH YOUR MIGHTY POWERS!"

"YES, SIRE!"

Now, Arthur had seen many amazing things in his life, and many stupid things in his life, but none so compared to this.

Why was TODAY, the day that Merlin had actually decided to do what he said?

In just a few moments, the ground was littered with large black marks where the lightening had struck, and where trees and bandits should have been standing, the wind of a tornado had ripped them from their place.

Arthur had not moved from his position of pointing his finger at the bandits and a determined expression masking his face.

Hair a complete mess, and eye twitching, Arthur slowly turned his head to view the terrified expression of his servant.

"Merlin?" Arthur said after a few moments of one of the most intense staring contests known to man.

"Yes, Sire?"

"...Your acting skills are quite impressive."

SOOO hahah?I had fun with this one lol! So yeah tell me whatcha think! Oh and if you guys want you can suggest words! :D haha alright ttyl!

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