Chapter three: The art competion Part one

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Sasori's Pov

I saw my favorite person sitting in the couch watching tv. "I'm bored!" She complained to no one. I jumped in her lap and said: Hello. She screamed in suprise and push me off I fell on the ground. "Sorry Sasori! But, You shouldn't have surprised me like that!" Said Sakura. "Well, you were bored. So I wanted to entertain you." I winked. "Wow you sound like a stripper!" She started giggling. I gave her a scowl and went to my room. "I was just kidding!" She shouted from the living room.

Sakura's Pov

When Sasori left. I went to his room. Deidara was in the room with him. Since I was bored I decided to entertain myself by getting deidara and Sasori in a arugement. "Hey, Deidara what is Art?" I asked him while acting like a curious 5 year old. When I said "Art" I saw Sasori's ears perk up like a curious dog. "That's easy cutie." Said Deidara. Then, he picked up my chin with his hand and said. "ART IS A BANG! LIKE YOUR BODY!" He annouced out loud. When he said my body was a bang I blushed. "What do you mean my body is a bang?" I asked. "It means your FUCKING HOT!" He said. I got mad and hit him in the head with my fist. "OW! Sakura-chan that hurt!" He said in a childish tone. "Good." I mumbled to myself. "Sakura, Deidara is a idiot. Art is enteranal beauty! Deidara wouldn't know because his art is hideous!" Said Sasori. "How dare you Insult my brillant artwork?" Shouted Deidara. "I bet you ten dollars that I can make something beautiful for Sakura and she'll like it." Shouted Deidara. "I bet 20 dollars that she will like my art better!" Shouted Sasori. "Deal!" They shouted at the same time and shaked hands. I started laughing at their antics. "What's so funny?" Asked Deidara. "Promise, you won't get mad." I said. "Promise."

"I know you guys would start a arugment over art. So I went to your room and started the discussion: What is Art? And you guys fell into my trap!" I started giggling. Then, I saw Deidara and Sasori look at each other with sinster smiles. "We do the competion right after Sakura's punishment." I stop laughing and gulped in fear. Deidara ran to grab me, but I ducked and ran to my room and hide behind a sleeping Itachi. "This isn't over." Mouthed Deidara and Sasori. As soon as they left I went to sleep.

2 hours later...

I went to take a shower. After I came out of the shower I saw my hair and screamed: DEIDARA! SASORI! I'M GOING TO SCARIFICE YOU TO JASHIN!

After I screamed that I heard Hidan shout: HOLY SHIT I THINK I'M IN LOVE BECAUSE THAT PINK HAIR BITCH WORSHIPS YOU TOO! I rolled my eyes and ran to sasori's and deidara's room. I saw them giving me a smirk. I got so mad that I let go of my towel that I was holding and started screaming: YOU SONS OF A BITCHES! YOU BETTER HOPE THAT MY HAIR TURNS BACK TO PINK! BECAUSE IF IT STAYS GREEN FOEVER I'M GONNA CUT OFF YOUR BULLS!

Then, I looked at Sasori and Deidara. They were looking at me, smirking. I looked down and saw that I was naked. I grabbed my towel and wrapped it around my body and ran to my room to change. After I changed I went back to their room. "Where's the formula to get rid of these hideous hair color and have my pink hair back?" I said Impaiently. "Will since we get to see you naked. Here's the formula." Said sasori. I looked at the bottle inside and out to make sure it is the hair dye remover. I nodded and left. "I will never see Sakura-chan the same way ever again. Today is the best day of my life." Said a barely consious deidara who had a nose bleed. Sasori rolled his eyes. Then,Sasori got a nose bleed when he remember the scene. After a whole day of scrubbing the green out of her hair. Sakura's hair was once again pink. For revenge I'm going to tell Itachi on them. I went to the living room and saw Itachi reading a book. "Itachi-Kun, Sasori and Deidara sneaked into the restroom. And put green hair dye in my shampoo. And my hair turned green. And they saw me naked." I said with fake tears in my eyes. Mohahaa! We are so evil! Said my inner. I high fived her and watched Itachi's reaction. As soon as I said they saw me naked. Itachi got out of the chair and ran into Sasori's and Deidara's room. And the next thing I know I see them running out of the room. I started laughing so hard. And when Itachi came out I ran to him and gave him a hug. He blushed and gave me a hug. "Thanks for helping me get back at them." I said.

"Anytime" He smiled and winked at me. "What did you do to them anyways?" I asked. "I had my sharigan on and screamed: You motherfuckers better apologized to Sakura-hime or else I will burn your ass to death. And also I said: You perverts how dare you see Sakura naked without me! As soon as I said that they ran for their lifes." Said Itachi. I hit Itachi in the head and thank him again. "Their faces were priceless and thanks." I said. Itachi went back to his book. I found Deidara and Sasori clinging onto each other for dear life cowering in Pein's office. "What's with them?" Asked pein. "Itachi and me got them back for their little prank." He nodded in a understanding way. I dragged both of the idiots out of pein's office and talked to them. "You Idiots learned your lesson?" I asked. "Yes, Sakura-Hime." They said at the same time in fear. "We are even! Understand!" They nodded. "Okay, well I'm going to take a nap all this fun and misadventures got me worned out. Night Night." Then I went to my bed and slept.

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