Chapter five: Sakura vs Hidan cussing battle

I do not own Naruto

Warning:This chapter will have bad words and such

Sakura's Pov

I was sitting in the living room when Hidan came and sat next to me. I got bored again. Then, I suddenly had a good Idea to entertain me involving Hidan. "Hey hidan." I said. "What bitch?" Said Hidan. "How about you and me have a cussing contest?" I said. "I say hell yes! It's on bitch!" We ran to my room and started the battle of course we were loud and the boys came. Kazuku was betting with everyone that Hidan was going to win. Wow so much for support I person who says 'I give up' is the winner. "Slut." Said Hidan. "Bastard with no d***" I smirked at his angry face. "Bitch with a D****" Said a smirking Hidan. "Well at least I have one you p****!"

He got more mad. "I give up I can't think of a good comeback! Bitch you are good at this and you are just a beginner! I been cussing since I was in my diapers! I repesct you now!" We fist bumped. I turn to Sasori,Itachi,Tobi,Kazuku, and Deidara. "I win the bet give me all your money bitches!" I smirked. "We should kick hidan's ass for teaching our sakura-chan bad words!" Said Tobi. "Do you guys hate Hidan that much that you would make a exuse to beat him up?" I said. "Tobi's got a point. You look so innocent and we don't want stupid Hidan to tainted it with his disgusting words!" Said Itachi. The others agree. I just rolled my eyes and left to my room.

2 hours later...

They all came back. "Sakura-chan, Tobi is hungry! Please feed tobi!" Said Tobi. "Fine. I'm making Stir-Fry." (I love Stir fry :P yum!) After I finish setting the table I called everyone for dinner. They all ran and started eating I watched them eat. Itachi eats likes a gentlemen along with pein and kazuku. Kisame eats like he never ate before. Zetsu eats the food and plate in one gulp. 0.o. Sasori and Deidara pigged out. Me and konan eat properly. Tobi has food all over him and his mask. I started giggling. "What's so funny Sakura-Chan?" Asked Deidara while chewing his food so I can see his food. That's disgusting I thought. "First, Close your mouth when eating. And you guys eat weird that's why I'm giggling." Everyone snickered when I mention Deidara's eating habits, He blushed. After we ate we went to the living room and watch movies I fell asleep on someone's shoulder.

Itachi's Pov

We were watching a boring movie when I felt something hit my shoulder. I looked at my shoulder and saw Sakura on my shoulder. She looks cute when she's sleeping. I look at her sleeping sometimes. (O.o)

Deidara's Pov

We were watching a boring movie and I would sometimes glance at Sakura-chan. When I glance at her I got jealous. She fell asleep on Itachi's shoulder and Itachi kept looking at her with a smile. I glared at Itachi until he noticed and glared back.

Sasori's Pov

I was watching a boring movie and sometimes looking at Sakura when I saw her sleeping on Itachi's Shoulder. At first I was just admiring her beatuy until I noticed she was sleeping on Itachi's shoulder and then I glared at Itachi who was also glaring back at me and Deidara.

Itachi's Pov

I felt eyes on me so I turned around to see these losers glaring at me. Hmp Like they can get Sakura. I grabbed sakura bridal style and smirked at their envying faces. I took sakura to her bed. And when I went back to the living room I was confront by a glaring Deidara,Tobi,Hidan and Sasori. "What?" I asked acting Innocent. "We saw you looking at sakura-chan. You can't have her because she's mine, un." Said Deidara. "If you had you probably blew her up." I said insulting his lifestyle. "And if Hidan had her he would've scarficed her to jashin. If sasori had her he would make her a puppet. And If she was with Tobi she would go crazy and kill herself." Then Tobi got all madara on me. "If you had her, You would use her for your clan revival, She's going with the best and that's me!" Said Madara/Tobi. Then we started a HUGE arugement until sasori Step up. "How about we spend time with her each of us and see who's she likes better?" Said Sasori. We all thought about it. "Deal!" We shaked hands. "Sakura already knows we like her, So we just ask her." Said Tobi. "No, We should each date her. But, not right now." Said Deidara. "Okay, but let's also show her we like her." I said. Then, we all went to our rooms to sleep.

Bonus chapter:

"Stupid guys." I mumbled. I was forced to clean HIdan's room and so I went inside and what I saw was disturbing. Omg hidan is naked! I thought. Hidan was sleeping 'till he heard someone entering. Hidan got mad, but when he saw who enter his room he smirked. "Like what you see, sexy?" I twitched and ran away. "Omg! I saw hidan's balls!" I ran to my room screaming: My eyes burn! Deidara came to my room to see what's going on and when I told Deidara what's wrong. He went to Hidan's room and the next thing you know. There was a huge explosion and a string of bad words coming out from Hidan's mouth. Then I can hear kazku yelling at deidara about how we can't afford a new room and that he will have to share a room with Kisame and Zetsu. I sweatdropped. These guys are crazy! I thought.

Did you like this chapter? :D Anyways I just want sakura to have some fun with the akatsuki and when the poll is over she will pick. Review please :3