Akatsuki goes swimming
I do not own Naruto
Sakura's Pov
Like always in the base I was sitting on my butt watching tv with the guys. "There's nothing better to do!" I complain to them. Then, I wave a hand in front of my face It's been two months since I stayed with the akatsuki. The heat wave just begin. "I'm Hot." I complained. "Ain't that the truth Bitch." Said the Old-fart. "Shut up Hidan." Then I got a idea, I was so excited That I jumped and grabbed Tobi. Then, We started dancing. "What's wrong?" Asked Deidara. "I have a Idea! We should go swimming!" I shouted Excitely. "Good Idea." Said Deidara. Now I get to see Sakura in a binki Thought Deidara pervertly. Deidara Imagined Sakura in her binkin and had a nosebleed. "Deidara your nose is bleeding." I annouced. Deidara covered his nose. "Kisame, Do you know a place we can go swimming?" I asked. "Just because I look like a shark I automically know a place to go swimming!" Yelled Kisame. "Geez I just was asking a question!" I said angrily. "Well, You're lucky Pinky! Becasue I do know a place to go swimming. I put a seal there so I can go there anytime without walking!" Said Kisame. "Let's get ready!" I said.
30 mintues later...
Konan and Me put on binkins. I had a red one and Konan had a blue one. The guys wore swimming trunks. "Kisame! We are ready when you are!" I shouted. No reponse. I looked at the guys. They are on the ground for some odd reason with a nosebleed. Except for Kisame,Kazuku,Zetsu.
Deidara's Pov
We were waiting for Sakura-chan and Konan-Senpai. And when they finally came out. I stared at sakura and I got a huge nosebleed and fell in the ground along with others.
Hidan's Pov
We were waiting for these slow ass girls. And when Sakura came I had a Huge nosebleed and fell to the ground with the gay guys. Damn Sakura is so hot! I would like some of that if you know what I mean?(A/N -Instert 's meme-) "While are you guys having a nosebleed if you're all gay?" I whispered to them.
Itachi's Pov
I was waitiing for sakura to come out, so we can leave. And when she came out I also had a nose bleed. Damn! She's hot! Said Inner Itachi. What The hell! I thought I got rid of you! Sorry kid I come out when it comes to woman. Since I been gone you haven't been with a woman! When you come out I become a sex machine! Now leave! You're no fun! You still have that pole up your ass do you? Maybe because you haven't been laided! SHUT UP! Dude, it's been 10 years! How can you surive? I decided to ingore my Inner.
Sasori's Pov
I was waiting for sakura and when I finally saw her I got a nosebleed along with the guys. Damn she's beautiful! I would like to see the whole package! If you know what I mean? Started doing the face.
Pein's Pov
I was waiting for Konan. And when she came out. I had a nosebleed. I shoot Konan the 'look' and she winked back. She's know what's going to happen tonight!
Tobi's Pov
BOOBIES!
Sakura's Pov
I watching the guys and they finally came back to their senses. Kisame did the handsigns and we arrived at the lake. I jumped in first and the guys followed my steps. Me and the guys started to play a game. Deidara was carrying me in his shoulders. And Itachi is carrying Tobi on his shoulders. Me and Tobi started battling in the Lake. "SHANNRO!" I screamed and pushed Tobi in the lake. "I win!" After that round. We begin playing volleyball. I looked at sasori and Deidara trying not to laugh I wondered why. Then, Tobi started humming the Jaws theme. Then I started getting worried and scared for myself. Then, The next thing you know. Something comes splashing and rising up it look like a shark. And when I saw something that looked like a shark I punched it square in the face. And The 'Shark' Went flying through the woods. Deidara,Sasori,Tobi,And Itachi all sweatdropped. "Did you just punched a shark?" Asked Deidara. I nodded. Then I heard Itachi mumbled Idiots. "Hey where's Kisame?" I asked. "You punched him through the woods!" Shouted a angry Itachi. "Well, Sorry If I punched your lover, but he scared the crap out of me!" I shouted. Itachi glared and I stick my tongue out at him. The others gave me a disgusted face. "I did not literally crapped in this lake, idiots!" Then we enjoyed the lake when Kisame came back. Konan and Pein were making out. Tobi and me swimmed. Itachi was getting a tan. Kisame is enjoying the lake. Deidara and Sasori were aruging about art again.
2 hours later...
We headed back to the base because It was getting dark. Then, I got a other idea! "Let's go get smores!" I shouted they all agree with me. "Well I'm going to the store. To get smores." I was was walking outside the base. When someone grabbed me I punched them. Someone grabbed me by the ankle and I screamed.
Deidara's Pov
We were all arguing about going to the store with sakura and didn't notice she was gone until we heard her scream. We ran out and saw...
What happens to Sakura? You find out
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