Here is the Kaldur/Wally chapter, also the final one. Tell me how I did~

Note: Thank zotSOS for giving me the inspiration to write this chapter! Thanks zotSOS I really owe you one XD

Pants

Wally was currently waking from his slumber, he looked to his side, Kaldur was sleeping peacefully, Wally's bed sheets wrapped around Kaldur's waist. Wally moved to open his scarlet curtains, when a thought suddenly struck him; he jumped back onto his bed.

"Kaldur~ if we're going to do this, we need to decide who wears the pants!" Wally said, shaking Kaldur, who groaned then looked at the monster he called his boyfriend.

"Wally, I think that both of us wear pants," Kaldur said, throwing an arm over his eyes, to block out the incoming sun.

"You know what I mean!" Wally said exasperated, tugging on Kaldur's arm.

"No, I am afraid I do not get your meaning on why only one of us can wear pants," Kaldur said patiently, though still not letting Wally tug away his arm.

"Which of us will use the barbeque, drive the car, be sent to the couch, that stuff!"

"I still do not get your meaning, Wally," He finally allowed Wally to tug his arm away to look into Wally's emerald green eyes, Wally moved to straddle Kaldur's stomach.

"Generally in human culture when we say 'Who wears the pants' it's asking who the man in the relationship is!"

"We are both male, I do not see why it applies to us. Though I see how it could be humorous in a situation where the female in the relationship seems more domineering and the male seems more submissive."

"It can be applied to all romantic relationships silly!" Wally said lightly slapping Kaldur's bare, firm chest.

"You may wear these so-called pants, if it so pleases you," Kaldur said, letting out a deep sigh.

"Really? YAY!" Wally said, starting to rummage around his room for something, at a human rate.

When the buzzing was no longer tolerable (to a regular person; Kaldur was simply getting up at this point), "What are you looking for?"

"PANTS!" Wally said, as if it were the most obvious thing in the world. Kaldur sighed, and fell back onto Wally's bed, when he suddenly felt someone pull him up.

"Yes?" Kaldur asked, standing to his full height, standing a few centimetres taller than Wally.

"I got the pants! And here is your dress!" Wally said, waving a pink flowery dress in front of Kaldur. While simultaneously pulling on the dress pants he had found.

"I am not wearing a dress, Wally. No matter how much it would please you," Kaldur said, ruffling Wally's hair, then pressing a kiss to his forehead.

"B-but! You said I could wear the pants!" Kaldur was immediately reminded of a child that was told he could have a lollipop, and then it turned out they couldn't afford it. Wally fell to his stomach, flailing his arms and legs about, the dress had flown across the room. Kaldur crouched down, and patted Wally's head, his hair was surprisingly soft.

"There, there," Kaldur said soothingly, now stroking Wally's red hair.

"I WANT YOU TO WEAR THAT DRESS!" Wally screeched at the top of his lungs, Kaldur was no longer reminded of a child, because he told himself Wally was one.

"Wally, calm yourself. The world will not end if I do not wear that dress," Kaldur murmured into Wally's ear. Wally threw his arms around Kaldur's neck, tears flowing uncontrollably onto his shoulder.

"B-but! Y-you said I could wear the pants!"

"And since when does that mean I cannot also wear pants?" Kaldur asked, still stroking Wally's soft hair

"Because I'd be the man and you'd be the woman!"

"Wally, if you were the man, you'd have to carry me. I do not think that you can carry me around, yet. You may wear these metaphorical pants, but do not expect me to wear that dress."

"I can totally carry you!" Wally said indignantly, apparently ignoring the tears that had come to his eyes. Kaldur raised an eyebrow.

"So, if I were to jump into your arms, you would be able to carry me?" Kaldur asked sceptically, putting Wally at arm's length, his face was red with indignation and embarrassment

"Totally! Start jump-OOF!" Kaldur sprang into Wally's outstretched arms, Wally dropped Kaldur almost instantly, "Okay, not as easy to carry you. But I don't understand! I carry Rob all the time!"

"I do believe that there is at least a 50 pound difference between Robin and myself," Kaldur said, rubbing his bottom where Wally dropped him on.

"Must be all your muscles~" Wally said playfully, he bent down tracing Kaldur's bicep and tattoos lightly, his fingers ghosting Kaldur's skin.

"T-thank you," Wally looked up, it appeared as if Kaldur was blushing at the compliment.

"Aw~ Have you never received a compliment before?" Wally asked playfully.

"I have never had someone touch me like you have before," Kaldur said shyly, Wally claimed Kaldur's lips in a kiss.

"I can think of other ways to touch you," Wally whispered huskily, pressing more kisses to Kaldur's lips, his hands wandering Kaldur's torso.

"Wait," Kaldur breathed out, Wally stopped.

"Yes?" Wally asked impatiently.

"Are you still worried about the pants situation?"

"What pants?" Wally asked, as he pulled down Kaldur's dark blue boxers

TEEHEE!~ I believe this is the longest one of them all~ I hope you enjoyed this! (I am also going to tell you now, there are people whom do not appreciate having the 'Who wears the pants in this relationship' joke being sprung up on them (A few gay people come to mind) so I would suggest that you do not use that joke~ I personally am okay with it, but you never know)

Anyways: For Kaldur/Wally, I think that their relationship is platonic, more or less another big brother/little brother relationship Kaldur has. Once again, I emphasize my love for the impossible pairings, I think that Kaldur/Wally romances are very interesting; they make an interesting couple and their dialogue is very fun to write, with Wally using a bunch of slang and beats his way around the bush, while Kaldur is straightforward and honest, even if he gets what's being said.

At Kiwisilence: This is totally plausible in the show, right? XD

Anyways, school is nearly a week away for me ={ So I will be slowing down, I make promises for a few more fics in this upcoming week, but after Tuesday next week, I cannot promise even weekly stories =( Sorry, School's a bitch like that, and I want to study for it!