ME: Hello, loyal readers! Before starting, want to say thanks to DayBreakAlchemist for her comments on my story:)
MYRNIN: Yes, she was very nice... *evil smile*
ME: Myrnin, no eating the readers.
MYRNIN: Please, Meaghan? *Puppy dog face*
ME: Damn, you know I can't resist that beautiful face. Amelie!
AMELIE: Myrnin, go to the Donation Centre now.
MYRNIN: But AMELIEEEEEE!
AMELIE: Now.
MYRNIN: *leaves*
ME: Thank you:)
CLAIRE&GINNY: Take your time getting this started!
ME: Sorry, girls. Here's chapter 2!:)
SHANE&DRACO: Meaghan owns nothing!
Chapter 2
So, needless to say I was thoroughly depressed, but Shane was being a jackass! After Luna's classes, everyone in Ravenclaw sat in the common room, asking us about vampires. I sat, leaned in against Myrnin, uncomfortable with the whole situation. I fell asleep with his arms around me, my face buried into his shoulder.
The next morning, I woke up to find myself lying on top of Myrnin on the sofa, his arms trapping me against his chest, his face buried into my hair. I knew I had no chance of moving until he woke up. He stirred and kissed my hair. I smiled and looked up at him. I think he was about to kiss my hair again, but at the time he tried, I was looking up at him, and he kissed my lips.
His eyes flew open.
"Claire!" He threw me off of him and onto the ground.
"Ow! My ass!" I exclaimed.
"Sorry, little Claire. I wasn't expecting you to be looking at me so closely when I woke up." He stood up and helped me up, hugging me. "Are you ok?"
"Yeah, I'm fine."
"Good."
Luna bounded down the stairs with some friends.
"Morning!"
"Morning, Luna." She was staring at my waist. I was confused, until I looked down and saw Myrnin's arm wrapped tight around my waist from when he'd helped me up.
"Um, breakfast?" she asked.
"Yeah!"
"We'll be down in a minute," Myrnin told her.
What?
Luna nodded and walked out.
"Why aren't we-" Myrnin cut off my words by kissing me.
After a few minutes, I pulled away. "Myrnin... What are you doing?"
"An experiment, little Claire."
"Don't do that!"
"Sorry, Claire. I won't kiss you ever again."
I laughed softly. "Just give me some time, Myrnin. Shane and I only broke up yesterday. Ok?"
"Ok. I'll do it again, in time, then." He winked at me.
I laughed.
"You dare laugh at me, Ms. Danvers?"
"Yes, I do!"
Myrnin faked his predatory expression and started tickling me.
"Ah!" I screeched, laughing uncontrollably. "Stop, Myrnin!"
"Then, don't laugh at me, little Claire!" He continued tickling me.
Someone coughed, and I heard little bits of laughter.
Myrnin rolled over and brought me with him. A group of students stood looking at us.
"Hey, kids!" Myrnin called. "Ever seen a vampire do this?"
He kissed my neck, pretending to bite it. I gasped, pretending to react to the pain, when really I was reacting to Myrnin's close proximity.
Screams came from the crowd. But what shocked me was when I heard Shane's voice.
"What the hell are you doing to my girl?"
I pulled myself up off Myrnin, still laughing. "Your girl? Yeah, 'cause we so didn't break up yesterday?"
"Claire... We didn't break up. We fought."
"No, we broke up. You don't trust me, we broke up," I told him breathlessly. Myrnin refused to take his hands off me. Great.
"Claire!"
"Shane, you're in the wrong common room. Go away."
He turned and stalked away.
"Now, where were we, little Claire?" Myrnin asked.
The group of students looked terrified, and he pretended to bite me again. It was hilarious, looking at the faces of the terrified students. But I knew the position I was in - Myrnin's lips on my neck, me lying on him, on the floor. And don't think Myrnin didn't notice the position we were in. Oh, he noticed. He continuously kissed my neck, knowing it was driving me crazy.
"Myrnin, stop," I gasped, wrenching myself up. He looked shocked.
"Claire-"
I ran down to the Great Hall before he could say anything else. I plonked down beside Luna, sighing.
"What's up, Claire?" she asked me.
"Nothing."
"Right..."
"CB!" Eve called. "What's with the tears?"
Was I crying? I dabbed my cheek. Shit! I was!
"Nothing, Eve." I sniffed.
"Claire-Bear!" She hugged me. "Shane told Michael everything. I'm so sorry!"
"Its ok," I giggled. "That's not why I'm crying."
"Why?"
"Stuff with Myrnin."
"Ooh!" Eve scooched in beside me. "Bitch, spill!"
"Eve!" I gasped.
"What?" she asked innocently.
"Oh, I'll tell you later!"
She laughed.
"Eve?" a voice called.
"Harry!" she laughed. "Sorry, I was getting the goss from CB!" She winked at me. She stood and hugged me. "Gotta go get some eats, Claire. Love ya!" She skipped away. At least someone was enjoying themselves here.
"Claire?" Myrnin sat down beside me.
"Hi," I said softly.
"What happened?"
"Nothing."
"Claire, I was just frightening the students! If that made you uncomfortable in any way-"
The food appeared on platters, and I dug in to avoid conversation.
"Claire, even if you eat to distract yourself, I'm going to keep talking. You have to listen. Was I too close? I wasn't going to bite you, I swear. I was just messing with them! Claire? Please talk to me?"
I swallowed my food. "Myrnin, I just wasn't..." Did I want to admit this? I swallowed my fear. "I wasn't prepared for you to be that close to me."
I could physically see the realisation that his closeness had driven me crazy form in his eyes.
"Claire..."
"I don't want to talk about it, Myrnin." I stood up, attempting to walk away. I didn't get far before Myrnin grabbed me and kissed me.
I stopped thinking. I mean, thinking was impossible when Myrnin kissed me. I just lost myself. I kissed him back as much as I could, throwing my arms around his neck. He wrapped his arms around my waist.
"Claire Danvers, you lying slut!"
ME: Why does Shane always end up being an asshole in my fanfics? *sad look*
SHANE: Yeah! I'm a great guy, Meaghan!
ME: I know, I know, it's because I ship Claire and Myrnin 3
HARRY: At least I seem to be putting Eve in a good mood *winks*
ME: I also ship Eve and Michael...
HARRY: Do I even get a girlfriend in this story?
DRACO: Who would even have you?
ME: Sorry, Harry, you really don't have much of a story at all in this... Actually, before I forget, if anyone has any idea of a little side-story for Harry, feel free to review with the idea! He's being kind of ignored... *:/*
MYRNIN: I'm back!
ME: MYRNIN! *hugs*
CLAIRE: And you say you ship me and Myrnin...
ME: Hey, if I was in The Morganville Vampires, I'd ship Meaghan and Myrnin!
MYRNIN: *laughs* There's enough of me to go around ladies!
SHANE&OLIVER: I'm going to be sick...
RON: Um... Ok.
HERMIONE&GINNY: Review or we'll kill off Fred and George... *winks*