Okay, I just want to thanks so much to kmc995 for giving me this awesome idea! kmc995, you're fabulous, and thanks again! PS, this takes place sometime after the Heros of Olympus series- when Percy doesn't have the curse of Achilles.

I don't own PJO... if you didn't get the message...

Ri-i-i-ng! Ri-i-i-ng!

"Ya-lo?" Percy said, answering the trilling phone. He waved as Paul walked into the kitchen and stopped in front of the 'fridge. Percy's step-dad pulled out the orange juice, poured himself a glass, then sat down at the counter.

"Ya-lo isn't a proper word, Seaweed Brain," Annabeth said on the other end of the line.

"I'll say what I please," Percy said defensively, but he was smiling. Silence on the other end. "So, you're getting dropped off at 7:00, yeah?"

"Yup. You'll be stuck with me all night." Percy smiled even wider. Spending time with his girlfriend was one of his favorite things, despite how annoying she could be sometimes.

"Okay, sounds good. I'll see you in a bit then. Bye."

"Bye, Percy." Percy hung up the phone, and got himself a cup of orange juice too. He joined Paul at the counter.

"So..." Paul started. There was a mischevious lilt in his voice that Percy didn't like. "Annabeth's coming over." Percy knew where this was going. He internally groaned and rolled his eyes. "You two will be all alone. Together." Percy facepalmed repeatedly inwardly. "Alone."

"Paul! It's not like we're going to do anything! We're just going to watch some movies!" Percy said.

Paul raised an eyebrow. "Okay, Percy. Just two teenagers, all raging hormones and curiosity..."

"PAUL! SHUT UP! IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!" Percy screamed, mortified.

"Well, you two are dating, and you're sexually-"

"STOP TALKING! JUST STOP! I PROMISE WE AREN'T GOING TO DO ANYTHING!"

"Good, just what I wanted to hear."

Percy's face screwed up. "If that's what you wanted to hear all along, then why didn't you say so?"

Paul took a sip of orange juice and inspected the newspaper. "Because it's fun to see you squirm."

Percy groaned and banged his head against the counter.

Repeatedly.

"Aren't you supposed to be getting ready to go on a date with Mom?" Percy asked eventually after there was a redish purple mark on his forehead and a dent in the counter.

"I'm ready. I'm just waiting for her," Paul said.

As if on cue, Sally walked into the kitchen. She never failed to look beautiful to Percy, no matter what she was wearing. Like a lady. She grinned and did her best curtsy to both teenager and adult.

"How do I look?" she asked.

"Stunning," Paul said immediately.

"You look beautiful, Mom," Percy said. He stood up from the counter chair, and hugged Sally. He kissed the top of her head, and released her.

Paul stood up, and offered his arm to Sally. She grinned and took it. They walked towards the door, and Sally grabbed her purse.

"Be careful, Kids!" Percy called to them. He heard their laughter, then they were gone.

About a half an hour later, Annabeth arrived. Percy was sitting out on the fire escape. He could saw Annabeth's friend wave out the window to her as she was climbing out, and he though he heard some references to what Paul had been hinting at earlier. It was completely worth it to see Annabeth blush.

He went back inside,walked leisurely to the front door, and waited. A couple of minutes later, there was a knock.

Percy flung the door open, and engulfed her in a hug. She squealed a bit, and he pulled back, grinning.

"Ya-lo," he said, just to make her angry.

"That's not a proper word, Seaweed Brain," she said. Her smile ruined the teasing tone of her words. "Nice to see you," she said. She sidestepped him and walked straight to the living room after kicking her shoes off.

Percy followed her. She handed him a VHS that she pulled out of her bag, and he shoved it unceremoniously into the player.

"What is this?" he asked her, sitting down on the couch.

"You'll find out in a sec," she said. There were a couple trailers from movies older than Percy, then the movie started playing. Percy literally laughed out loud.

"The Little Mermaid? Really?" he asked. Annabeth laughed, and snuggled into his side. "You do know my dad looks nothing like that, right?"

"Of course I do. I just like annoying you. You get all flustered," she said blatently. Percy laughed, and continued watching.

Throughout the entire movie, Percy made rude comments about how inaccurate it was.

"Mermaids look nothing like that, they're a hell of a lot scarier!"

"My dad isn't old!"

"I think I'm more scared of Ariel than I am of my dad's wife."

"When can we watch the lion king?"

"Crabs can't talk, Dumb-ass!"

"How long is this movie?"

"SHUT UP, PERCY!" Annabeth screamed eventually, fed up with Percy's complaints. "THERE'S ONLY THREE MINUTES LEFT. DEAL WITH IT!" They sat out the rest of the movie in silence. As soon as the credits started playing, Percy leaped off the couch and punched the eject button.

"That was terrible," Percy said.

"...Yeah, it was." Annabeth picked another movie out of her bag randomly.

"How about Mulan? It was always one of my favorites."

"Sure." She tossed him the tape, and he put it in the player. Percy fast-forwarded through the trailers, then settled on the couch next to Annabeth.

All in all, it was a great movie. Percy could see why Annabeth liked it- lots of action with a twist of romance and a fierce heroine to save the day.

Percy didn't comment much other than to word-beat the Huns, cheer on Mulan, and of course sing along to all the songs.

"Woah, fiesty lizard thing."

"YOU GET THAT SWAG ON GIRL!"

"Dude, get your shit together."

"No, duh she's a girl!"

"YEAH! KICK ASS LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW!"

Annabeth enjoyed watching Percy get so into the movie. At some point, she left him to make popcorn. When she stepped back into the living room, he was right in front of the screen, cross-legged leaning forward so his nose was touching the television.

She swallowed, holding back her laughter. Then, she set the popcorn down on the couch and walked stealthily up behind Percy. She grabbed the back of his shirt, and hauled him backwards. He flailed, trying to balance himself.

"Gahh!"

"You know sitting close to the TV isn't good for your eyes, right, Seaweed Brain?" She pushed him onto the couch, and he noticed the popcorn.

"When did you make that?" he asked, gesturing wildly to the bowl.

"A couple minutes ago," Annabeth answered. She sat down next to him, and put the bowl in her lap. Percy inspected a piece, as if inspecting it for possible poison.

"Is this edible?" he asked, voicing his thoughts.

"No, Percy. It's just there for show. Duh, it's edible!" To prove it, Annabeth shoved a handful in her mouth and chewed. Percy watched intently, waiting for any bad reactions.

Annabeth couldn't help herself. She started fake-choking, and gasping for breath. Then, she keeled over onto the couch, away from Percy. She heard him laugh gently.

"You actually had me worried for a second," he said teasingly. Annabeth didn't reply. "Annabeth?" She bit her lip, holding back a smile. She heard him laugh again, and she wondered what he was planning. She didn't have to wait long.

Not a second later, Percy attacked her sides. She screamed and kicked as he tickled her unrelentlessly. "PERCY STOOOPPP!" she shrieked. The neighbors in their apartment probably thought they were being murdered. Percy poked her one last time, then relented his attack.

By the time they were done goofing off, the movie and credits had ended. Percy jumped up, and Annabeth tossed him a DVD.

"Tangled? Really?" he asked.

"Yes, Tangled," she said defensively. "It's a good movie!"

"I never said it wasn't!" he said, holding his hands up in mock surrender, and put it in the DVD slot. He rolled on the floor back to Annabeth on the couch, and sat in front of her. Percy barely talked throughout the movie, only commenting on 'How much of a bitch her mom was.'

By the end of the movie, both Percy and Annabeth were both blubbering about how cute Rapunzel and Eugene were. The credits played, and Percy blew his nose as Annabeth sung along. The movie automatically went back to the menu when the credits had finished.

"What's next? The Lion King?" Percy asked hopefully, still wiping at his nose.

"No."

"Why not?" he asked, kneeling in front of her as she dug through her bag. He gave her puppy dog eyes and set his mouth in a pout.

"That won't work, Seaweed Brain."

"You didn't even look," he said.

"I don't need to," she said, still clawing her way through her bag of movies. She finally pulled one out, took one look at the title, then chucked it behind her. This short process repeated several times, resulting in quite a few movies strewn about the living room.

"Are you going to decide, or what?" Percy asked as she continued to rifle through her bag. He took a peek inside. It was filled to the brim with Disney movies, both on DVD and VHS, even with the ten or so she threw out. Annabeth scowled at him in response. "You really like Disney movies that much, huh?" he asked.

"For your information, Disney movies are cool," Annabeth said, dead serious.

"Bow ties are cool too," Percy sniffed.

The side of Annabeth's mouth twitched, and her scowl disappeared. "Yes, Percy. Doctor Who is cool, and so are bow ties. But not as cool as Disney movies."

"Woah! Are you dissing bow ties?" he demanded.

"No, I'm simply stating the truth. Disney movies are cooler than bow ties."

Percy slapped his hands over his ears. "YOU LIE! BOW TIES ARE COOLER THAN EVERYTHING!"

Annabeth was stunned. Her mouth hung open, and her eyes were wide. Then, her mouth slowly closed, and her eyes narrowed. "What did you say, Seaweed Brain?" she hissed. Percy feared for his life- with good reason.

"I- I said that bow ties are cooler than everything..." he said meekly, slowly inching away from her on the floor. Annabeth's eyes narrowed to merely slits.

"That's what I thought," she said darkly. She took a deep breath, and turned back to the bag full of movies.

"That's it, you're letting me go?" Percy asked, just as Annabeth hurled a movie at him. Time seemed to slow down as Pocahantas got bigger and bigger until it hit him, in the center of his face. "I spoke too soon!" he yelled as Annabeth chucked movies at him.

"Disney... movies... are better... than... bow ties!" Annabeth said, throwing a movie at him with each word.

"You lieee!" Percy screamed as she chased him around the apartment. When the damage report was done, there were seven dents in the walls, two broken picture frames, a torn bag, and too many bruises to count on Percy. Somehow, after Annabeth had thrown all but one of the movies, they ended up back in the living room.

"Okay, Annabeth, I'm sure we can come to some sort of agreement," Percy stuttered as she slowly approached him, wielding Hercules in her hand- the last movie. Ironic, right?

"It's too late for that, Percy. You have crossed the sacred line of Disney movies, that Walt Disney, son of Apollo himself set! Nothing is cooler than Disney movies." Then, she lunged at him.

"Damn it, Annabeth!" Percy yelled as she pushed him to the floor. Sooner that he could move, Annabeth was on top of him. She straddled his waist, pinning his arms to the floor with her knees.

The vampire grin she gave him then was by far the best she had ever given him. He smiled nervously back at her. Percy could tell she was relishing her victory. She bounced on him few times, just enough to make him breathless. She laughed at his obvious distress.

Ever so slowly, Annabeth leaned down, letting the hair that had slipped out of her hair binder brush across Percy's neck. Her breath just barely ghosted across his face, and she giggled when she saw him supress a shudder. She kept leaning down until she could whisper in his ear.

"Say it," she whispered.

"What?" Percy croaked, unable to make his voice work properly. Annabeth smirked. She had total control over him.

"Disney movies are cooler than bowties."

"NO! NEVER!" he screamed. He thrashed about wildly under her, but whether by a coincidence, or a miracle, she managed to keep him pinned somewhat securely. Her smirk grew into a full blown grin.

"Say it," she commanded one more time, again whispering in his ear. This time he did shudder, and she giggled insanely. "Do I have to do it?" Percy paled under her.

"You wouldn't dare," he said, his eyes narrowing, despite how frightened he was. Annabeth had him right where she wanted him. Things weren't looking good for Percy.

"You wanna bet?" she challanged. Then, she proceeded to pull a movie out from behind her. Percy could just barely make out the cursive title. The Swan Princess.

"Where the hell did that come from?!" he demanded.

"You really don't want to know," she replied. "I will now show you a movie that isn't Disney-made, and it'll prove to you that all other kids movies, save How to Train Your Dragon and Finding Nemo, are crap." Annabeth opened the case and tossed it behind her after she pulled the tape out. She pushed that latter into the player, just barely able to reach.

The next 90 minutes were the worst of Percy's life, which was saying a lot. Annabeth didn't help, crushing his arms under her legs and singing at the top of her lungs to all the songs, even quoting all of the lines.

By the end, he was begging for mercy.

"I SUBMIT! DISNEY MOVIES ARE BETTER THAN BOW TIES!" he shrieked, finally giving in. Annabeth smirked down at him.

"I knew you'd come around," she said. She leaned down to kiss him, and Paul and Sally chose that specific moment to walk into the living room, catching the two teenagers completely by surprise.

Annabeth scrambled off Percy, probably crushing a few of his vital organs. Percy sat up despite the pain, and did the fastest crab walk ever away from Annabeth. Both teenagers were blushing furiously at being caught during the most inoppertune moment.

Sally and Paul simply raised their eyebrows in silence as Annabeth blew a stray curl out of her blushing face, and Percy swallowed nervously, gauging his parent's reactions. Sally just rolled her eyes and shook her head lightly.

"It had to happen sooner or later," she said. If possible, the two teenagers blushed even more, looking like tomatoes- or maybe rasberries.

Paul just backed out slowly, his eyebrows disappearing into his hairline.

Percy and Annabeth glanced at each other.

"That was awkward," Annabeth said after a moment of silence.

"Yeah... So, what's the next movie?"

So there you have it! An extra long chappy for all you lovelies. Unfortunately, this weekend is the earliest that I'll be able to update. I know, it sucks.

So basically, review telling me what you thought about this. Would you rather have really long chapters like this, or short snippets? Or a mix? Songfics, anyone? More Doctor Who crossovers?

Btw, Dear Whovians out there, did you get the bow tie reference? BOW TIES ARE COOL! Gods, I'm such a geek.

Oh, also tell me what you thought about the Mark of Athena, if you've read it.