Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.

An: I feel like a runaway that just came home after being gone forever, and there's that big awkward elephant in the room, and no one quite knows what to say. Lol. All I can do is apologize! (bows before her loyal fans) I am not worthy! I' apologize for this very long wait. So lets hurry and get to the fanfic.

Chapter 2

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"What song are we gonna practice today?" Temari asked while she tuned her bass guitar.

"How about Garbage Truck." Ino chimed. "I love that song."

"Garbage Truck it is then." Hinata said as she straightened her microphone stand.

"All set!" Sakura chimed.

"Good! Lets go!" Ten-Ten shouted as she started playing the drums.

Hinata inhaled as she started singing.

"I'll take you for a ride

On my garbage truck

Oh, no

I'll take you to the dump

'Cause you're my king*

I'll take you uptown

I'll show you the sites

You know you wanna ride

On my garbage truck

Truck, truck, truck

Sakura then took over singing as she strummed away at her bass guitar.

We'll pass the mansions by

Drive right through the needle's eye

Oh, my

My, my, my, my

I've got a stereo

You've just got to turn the knob

And maybe we'll go

As far as we can

I'll be your garbage man

I'll take out your junk

And I'll crush it down

Both Hinata and Sakura began singing as they smiled at each other.

Jesus in the rear view

And the highway patrol is up ahead

In my garbage truck

Truck

I'll never throw you away

When you're old and grey

We'll just roll it away."

"Bravo! I adore The World That Never Was!" Deidara yelled while he clapped very loudly. "All of you guys were fantastic, but one person did outshine you all!" Deidara hugged his little sister tightly. "My fair Ino-Chan!" Ino pretended to gag as her older brother hugged her.

"Deidara stop embarrassing me!" Ino huffed as she pushed her brother off of herself. "Plus we all know it was Hina-Chan that outshined everyone." With that said Ino gave her friend a saucy wink. "Voice of a thousand angels."

"Speaking of Hina-Chan…" Deidara said. "Did you finish that song you were supposed to write?"

"It's in the process."

"Akatsuki Revolution is becoming really impatient." Deidara said with a sigh.

"Don't worry Nii-Sama," Ino said from behind him. "She's going to write the best song ever that'll even blow Sakura-Chan's songs out the water!" Ino grimaced as she clapped her hands together and bowed to Sakura. "No offense."

"None taken." Sakura smiled. "Besides I keep telling this baka that when she puts her mind to things; good things will transpire!"

"Um…Thanks…" Hinata said underneath her breath.

"When is the stupid bus suppose to get here?" Temari asked.

"9AM." Deidara said as he sipped his coffee.

"It's 10:30AM…"

"Oh noooooooooooo!" Deidara yelled as he dropped his coffee and ran from the room. In the distance they could hear Deidara scream, "Gather your things and follow meeeeee!"

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"C'mon lets hurry up and load already!" Naruto hissed at Kakashi

"Hey it's not my fault we're waiting for the gi-"

"Scarecrow-Sensei, I'm so-so sorry~" Deidara flung himself at Kakashi.

"Not this again." Kakashi sighed.

The guys tried to stifle their laughs, but they couldn't. With pointed fingers and over loud laughs they taunted Kakashi. "Scarecrow?" Naruto yelled in a fit of laughter.

"It fits him because he resembles a scarecrow!"

"Shut the fuck up." Kakashi growled as he marched on to the bus.

"So you're the losers we have to tour with." Temari said as she took off her pink zebra sunglasses off.

"And you're the group of talentless whores we'll be traveling with." Sasuke stated as he crossed his arms.

"You must be the one that comes up with the most horrible jokes." Ten-Ten said as she laughed at the guys. She walked up to the guys she shoved her luggage at Neji. "You're my bitch for the rest of this tour. Take my luggage (1)bitch-face, and don't scuff it up."

"Ten-Chan I love you!" Temari said in laughter as she followed her into the van.

"Why that little bitch." Neji growled. "I'll show her whos-"

"Carry my bags." Hinata stated. "Of course Hina-Chan."

"I didn't ask for you to talk, just carry."

"Okay, no problem!" Neji said with a smile.

Sasuke face palmed as he watches his band mate get whipped by a bunch a girls. "Idiot." Sasuke stated. "Since you want to carry things; carry my bags as well." Sasuke said as he tossed his duffle bag at Neji.

Kakashi stuck his head out of one of the busses windows and yelled, "Hurry up and get on the bus!" They rolled their eyes at him as they entered the bus. "Kami why have you forsaken.

"So Scarecrow-Sensei what city is first?" Naruto asked.

"Idiot didn't you read the itinerary?" Sasuke and Sakura said in unison. They both looked at each other, but Sasuke was the first one that looked away. He rolled his eyes in annoyance. At that moment Sakura thought, This must be fate.

"No. Why should I?" Naruto said. "Scarecrow-Sensei is always with us."

"Yup and I'll forever be in Hell." Kakashi explained. "First stop is Tokyo. It'll be a long ride. So try not to kill each other."

"Where do we sleep?" Shikamaru asked.

"W-Well we're going to rotate. One week the girls will have the back part, and the next week the boys will. When it isn't someone's week they sleep in these bunks, yeah."

"Dibs!" Naruto proclaimed with a triumphant smile.

"…" Kakashi face palmed. "Girls you can have the first week…No the first month."

"W-Wait Scarecrow-Sensei what about the arr-"

"Fuck your arrangements."

"But I called dibs!" Naruto said as he huffed.

"Well consider this a punishment for you being so fucking stupid."

"Thank you Kakashi-Sensei!" The girls laughed as they walked to the backroom.

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Kakashi hung his head out the window as he wished he was somewhere else. The yells from the group of people behind him made him wonder how he was going to get through the tour.

"Kakashi-Sensei she stole the last piece of meat!" Naruto yelled. "Give it back!"

"Make me!" Ten-ten said while she stuck out her tongue. Naruto flicked her forehead as he called her a bitch. "I kill you man!" Ten-Ten yelled as she withdrew a knife from her sleeve, and pierced Naruto in the stomach. The blonde haired boy screamed alongside with his band mates. Naruto stumbled and fell onto the floor holding his side.

"I knew she was psychotic!" Neji stated with wide eyes.

Ten-Ten fell over laughing at their reactions. "Oh please stop being such a Drama Queen!" Ten-Ten said as she displayed that it was a trick knife with a fake retractable blade. Everyone's eyes flowed to Naruto as he sat up, and looked down at him.

"Well if that was a trick blade, then what's this?" Naruto said pointing to a red spot on his shirt where she stabbed him.

"Dun! Dun! Duuuuuuuuuuuuun! That's ketchup."

"What a troublesome idiot."

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"What should the song be about?" Hinata said as she sighed. "Most songs have meaning…So what kind of meaning do I want to say…" While Hinata was in deep thought Sasuke walked in without knocking. "Excuse you!" She shouted.

"Oh pardon me. Did I interrupt your conversation?" His eyebrows rose.

"Whatever." Hinata said while she turned her back to him.

"So you have to write songs?"

"Eavesdrop much?"

"Well maybe next time you talk to yourself you should do it in a low tone." Hinata turned her head to only send him a glare.

"I just wanted to tell you, that when you don't know what to write that experiences from your past came make good songs."

"Really?"

"Yup." Sasuke looked out the window. "The girl with the unnatural hair color. She writes the songs. Am I right?"

"Yeah."

"You can tell from the songs that, that person really went through the things mentioned in the song." Sasuke shrugged. "I just wanted to give my two cents that's all."

"Well thank you for your two cents that I never asked for."

"No problem I always like helping shrew bitches for a living." Sasuke said with a fake smile.

Life experiences…make good songs…

"What where you doing in there with my Hina-Hime?" Neji asked with a scowl.

Sasuke's right brow rose as he slightly smirked. "She asked me to help her out. So as a man I did."

"How dare you defile my pure cousin!" Neji roared. "I'll murder you! I'll murder you good!" Neji said as Sasuke and he fought.

"Kami do you truly hate me for something I've committed?" Kakashi and Deidara said as they looked out the window.

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AN: I'm finished with the second chapter sorry for the wait. Please read and review! P.S. The song Hinata's group song is called "Garbage Truck" It's a song the group called Sex Bob-Omb sing, but all the songs Sex Bob-Omb sings in the movie is written by Beck.