A/N: Hi guys, wassup. I wanna to say thank you to all those lovely reviewers out there who spared a minute to review. I greatly, appreciate it :DD As for that particular guest who apparently wants me to drop dead, LOL to you :) I did warn you what to expect in reading my work. Oh well, my story is just not for everybody. For the rest, thank you once again. Your reviews never cease to make me happy I don't know what to do with myself :)))

WARNINGS: Still yaoi, same warnings. Utter crap, like wtf-is-this crap. Oh, and sexual innuendos. DLDR.

HAIR ISSUES 2

What to do, oh what to do? D: This always happens whenever they do it.

EVERY.

SINGLE.

TIME.

It's beyond annoying! Those two are the source of me and Bushy's torments, for realz y'all :((

Arthur grabs me with his right hand and tugs. (Ow! Ow! Careful geez! Bushy, help me QnQ) I'm pretty sure Alfred and Arthur hate me and Bushy! With all the tugging and stuff. Alfred seems to like it though...

Did I ever tell you that he's mean to me sometimes? ¤n¤

"I knew there was something strange about this cowlick of yours, love." Arthur says and gives me another tug.

"Mmm, you're one to talk. Who knew your eyebrows are your e-zones?" Alfred chuckles as Arthur huffs.

And just what do eezoans mean? è.é

Whatever it is, i'm pretty sure we are their hair zones! Not eezoans!

"ooh~"

AND THE TUGGING HURTS! I feel soooore already! ;A;

"Mm, lick me here Al." Arthur says and wiggles his eyebrows while purring.

I shudder.

Oh no, my poor Bushy çAç I hear Bushy squeak in disgust as Alfred licks him, getting moist with saliva. Oh god, i'm almost certain he would puke if he could. It's very sad. What if the stench of saliva were to stick to Bushy forever? DD= Not cool bro! I feel for Bushy. =C

"Eek! Bloody giiit! Th-this is revolting!" Bushy belows while Arthur, on the other hand, mewls in delight and tugs at me as an appreciation.

OnO

"I-im close.." aaaand Bushy gets hit by this weird white stuff that comes out of Al's peepee. I really think he needs a check up if there's pus coming out of his peepee! 8(xAx)8 Who agrees with me?!

Then Bushy shouts "Uugh, rubbish!"

...they're still at it. I hope they finish soon. Now i'm considering not defying gravity for once. I do try to avoid Arthur's hand but..

"Oh yeah, Artie baby, tug my cowlick harder!" as you can see, no such luck.

"Mmn, then lick my eyebrows more. Nip it, nibble it, suck it." Arthur says in a supposedly seductive way. Gah, who knew these two can be this disgusting! This is fail porn! FAIL PORN I SAY. Bushy turns pale in horror. So. Arthur tugs me and Al sucks his eyebrow in unison.

"Harder, Artie."

tug

"Don't call me Artie."

"Ooh harder!"

Tug.

"HARDER!"

TUG. "uh-! Yoowch!" Alfred suddenly cries out.

"O-oh god, Alfred! It-it came off!"

"What! Dude give me back my cowlick!"

"Oh love, i'm so sorry! I didn't mean to pull it off!" Huh, must be all the tugging he did.

They continue to panic for a while and Bushy gapes in shock, making him look bushier. Wow, can he get any thicker?

HA HA HA! (u)/

He's still so cute ¤u¤ I love him *heart*

"We need a super glue." I hear Alfred say and it's my turn to turn pale in horror. OAO

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.

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They super glued me back on Alfred's head, but unluckily they glued me the wrong way.

I'm glued upside down and there's nothing I can do about it. *sniff* Now I have to look at Bushy upside down and he looks weird like that (but he's still cute!). Why is our love so tragic?

And my privates are exposed. You thought hairs don't have privates? Well they do.

Wait.

What if Arthur tugs me when they do it again? o_O

He'd be tugging at my balls-!

uh-! ;A; !

A/N: So! That ends that. Just a quick note, the correct one should be 'Bushy and I' but considering it's Nantucket's POV, I made it like 'me and Bushy'.

LOL

Aside from that, i'm sorry about the errors or grammar mistakes that I probably did. And I hope you enjoyed this one.

Have a good day folks.

A/N 2: I can't believe I wrote crap like this.