(NEW STORY! And I'm full of ideas! There will be swears, so don't go on about it! I warned you! It's in the POV of an oc so don't freak about that either. There will be no OC and cannon couples either, just CANONxCANON and OCxOC. So that's a plus I guess, PS: I got this idea after I watched Easy A)

(Oh and the song is one headlight by the wallflowers)

I, Caroline Finistevus The Hedgehog, swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth do help me God, or as much truth that needs to be told.

So, where should I start? The beginning? That's always a good place to start.

I've decided to start my tale in an overly cliched opening line.

Deep breaths Caroline, deep breaths.

You're only seeing your dad for the first time ever, no biggie.

I'm not sure if I should scream at him, for getting my mom knocked up and ditching, or give him a big hug and say. "Hey pops! Long time no see!"

I think I'll go with option one.

What kind of douche bag, gets some one pregnant an then walks out! My mom says it was to protect us, well I guess it's too late now.

I brush my long blonde hair into a high pony, I have a few white streaks in my hair, apparently inherited from my father.

I place a pair of gold hoop earrings on my ears, I straighten out my dark skinny jeans and my lime green tank top. I stand in front of my full body mirror and start scrutinizing every little detail. I pull out a check list from my pocket, and begin reading out the list.

"Gladiator shoes?" I glance down at my feet, my green painted toes are in an elegant pair of brown gladiator shoes. I grin. "With painted toe nails to boot!"

"Tooth brush, hair brush, tooth paste and a pack of gum?" I glance over, and sitting on the top of my bag are the items I listed out. "Check!"

"Hmmm... Pajamas?" I glance over at a tank top and a pair of pajama pants, along with others. "Check!"

"Day clothes?" I take a quick look at a big box labeled "DAY CLOTHES, NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH NIGHT CLOTHES."

I roll my golden coloured eyes and laugh. "Haha, I'm a riot!"

In a few minutes, my check list is done and I am able to throw all my crap in my bag.

My so called father is supposed to send someone, or for all I know, something, to come pick me up, that's what the judge told me.

I look at my dresser and see if theres any thing else I can bring with me before the house is cleaned out and ready to be sold, nothing's on the table except for a few bobby pins and a picture of her.

Mom.

I stare into her crystal blue eyes, an I can feel myself fading into the past.

FLASHBACK

Caroline slams the door and walks into her house. "MOM!? I'm home!" She yells while walking into the kitchen. The lack of response leaves Caroline in wonder.

"She must be taking a nap." Sighs Caroline. "Might as well get her up, she has to drive me to Amanda's later." Mumbles Caroline while trudging up the hard wood stairs.

"Mom?" She calls yet another time. Caroline narrows her eyes as worry starts to take over her body.

"Mom?" Whispers Caroline, she quickly sprints to her moms room and lets out a gasp.

"M-Mom?" She squeaks quietly. Lying on the bed is a blonde hedgehog all around her are several bottles of pills.

Caroline rushes over to her mothers side, and feels for a pulse. No such luck. Caroline grabs the phone and dials 911. "Hello? What's your emergency?" Comes the monotone voice.

Caroline barely manages to croak out. "My m-moms d-dead."

"Okay dear, help is on the way. Try to stay calm."

Caroline's eyes flash with anger. "Stay calm? MY MOTHERS DEAD! HOW THE HELL DO YOU EXCPECT ME TO STAY CALM?" Caroline throws the phone to the throw and grabs her mothers hand. "We're gonna be okay mom, y-you're gonna be okay, alright?" The only answer she receives is cold silence, and the only sound you can hear is her ragged breathing.

BACK TO THE PRESENT

I cringe and try to get my mind off... Such thoughts, I grab my bags and walk out my door, I sigh sadly as I see the for sale sign sticking out of the ground.

I take a peak at my watch;10: 12, 3 minutes til father dearest comes to pick me up. Just great.

I click my tongue, and wonder what I can do for the next three minutes. I pull out my mp3 from my pocket. It was nothing fancy, just a cheap mp3 that I bought for 10 bucks, the paint was chipping on it so it was red/silver.

I put in my ear phones and start blasting my music, I listen intently to my favorite lyrics.

I seen the sun comin' up at the funeral at dawn

The long broken arm of human law

Now it always seemed such a waste

She always had a pretty face

So I wondered how she hung around this place.

I prepare myself to belt out the chorus, but am interrupted by the honking of a horn.

I lift up an eyeball and then another, they both widen immensely. "OH SHI-!" I

The green convertible speeds toward me, obviously going over the legal speed limit, the driver looks calm, I hardly got a good look at them, but from what I saw, they looked pretty damn mellow.

My thoughts were interrupted by my body loudly crunching against the ground. "Owww.." I groan. I look up and see a green hand near my face. I crane my neck do I can see who the "Driver" was. It's a pale green hedgehog, with dark brown eyes, clad in biker type clothing. I notice him chuckling.

I angrily grab his hand and stand up, "I'm going to the car." I mutter angrily. I dust myself off and stomp off to the car, leaving Mr Biker Dude behind, apparently my father thought it would be funny to send a freak show to pick me up. I can still hear his laughter, what a jerk.

A few moments later, greenie hops into the drivers seat. "Haha, sorry kid, that was just too good!" My left eye twitches slightly, I bite my lip to stop myself from screaming and raging.

Fuck that, I'll rage all I want.

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!-"

Ahem let's pause for a second. Now before you think I'm crazy, I just wanna say that I get mad very easily, now let's continue.

"Blade The Hedgehog." He replies while focusing on the road.

"Parents names?" I ask in a low growl.

"Why do you-?"

"ANSWER THE QUESTION!"

"Fiona and Scourge. You'll meet them eventually."

"Age?"

"18," He rolls his eyes. "How old are you?"

"Just turned 17 a few months ago." I say, thinking of my next question. "Employed or unemployed?"

"Future king."

"Oh... Wait, what?" I ask while giving Blade a strange look.

He chuckles. "My dads the king, all will be explained in time, Cassandra"

"My names Caroline."

"I said that."

"Sure you did."

"This is going to be a long drive."

ANNNNDD, I'll end it there, the rest of the characters come in a bit, also, I need a beta reader!

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