Alright peoples whats up? This week it's me Zaxsauce takin over with Fanboys Fangirl providing the backup. Hi, loyal readers! I must say I'm surprised. I mean the last chapter got eight reviews, no flames, 231 hits, 195 visitors, 3 favs, and 4 alerts. Amazing the stuff you can pull up on this site when you know where to look.Again anything underlined is the property of the original authour anything in italics is the co-authour, still don't own the characters ,and up here I talk in bold. Anywho, let's start the new chapter.

Zax's POV

"Alright well as strange as that trip inside a story was lets continue." I stole Steph's Clipboard, "Okay next up is Finally! by

Steph looked at where her clipboard was then turned to me. "HEY!"

I ignored her and just contenued on. "... PhineasFlynns... COOL!"

Steph rolled her eyes. "Not that one Zax."

An 18 year old Phineas Flynn was sitting under the tree in his backyard in nothing but shorts relaxing and daydreaming about Isabella, when he heard her scream in frustration."speak of the devil" he murmured and slowly stoof to walk over and see what was going on. He immediately ran when he heard her scream and saw her in the middle of the road, a driver screaming at her from down the road. "watch where your going dumb kid!" the driver screamed Phineas immediately became enraged and screamed "how about you watch where your driving you dumb fuck! and stop blaming people for your bad driving!"

The man gave him the finger and screamed "keep your stupid slut off the road!" Phineas saw red. Now, he was a very muscular man now. years upon years of building and lifting stuff had helped. He is the one of the strongest guys in Danville. Ferb is another.

He grabbed Isabella, put her on the sidewalk, and ran after the car. He is an amazing runner, and the car had to stop at a stoplight. When he reached the car he punched his fist through the window and grabbed the driver, pulling him through the window. he used one hand to push the car and park it so it wouldnt cause an accident or any trouble and said to the man "who are you?"

"whats it to ya" he spat.

"fine, ill just call you 'jack ass' " Phineas growled.

"let me go. now" Jack Ass spat.

"no. you are going to apologize to her. now" Phineas said and carried him back to where he left Isabella "apologize. now" he growled.

Jack Ass caved and said."im sorry young lady"

"thats right" Phineas spat and carried him away, dropped him in an alley, and went back to Isabella.

"are you alright?" he asked as he extended a hand to help her up.

She took it and said, "yes. thanks to you"

"Alright that's enough we're going in there." I told Steph while motioning for her to get up but she just sat there pouting.

"You did the wrong scene. I told you we were gonna do the proposel scene."

"Ops." I simply repleid as we stepped through the screen. "Ok what in the heck was that about?" I said as soon as we arrived

"and more importantly who are you?" Isabella chimed in.

I turned to Isabella and answered "That is not important. What is important is what just happened." I said.

"Yeah that guy almost hit Isabella." Phineas said.

"No not that I mean the you getting all pissed off and grabbing that guy out of his truck." I said

"That was actually pretty cool." Steph chimmed in.

"And another thing since when do you swear?" I looked at Steph for back up but she just shrugged.

"Actually, I never saw why cussing is so frowned apon. They're just words. Why are people so offended by such a small quartette of letters."

I thought about that for a second. "I don't... know." I just shrugged it off and turned back to Phineas. "That is so unlike you plus how in the world did you manage to yank that guy out of his truck, drag him back here, and dump him in an alley all without breaking a sweat."

"It still was cool." Steph repeated.

"That would be almost impossible even for those guys in strong men competitions."

"Actually," Steph started nervously.

I turned to her in shock. "You're not telling me you have a way to justify that."

She got a smirk on her face. "For Unlawful Carnel Knowledge."

"WHAT!"

"Let's keep it approrete. Look it up if you really want to know." She quickly changed the subject. "Anyway, I've seen a Strong Men contest once... you'd be surprised."

I looked at her like she was crazy then shrugged it off and moved on. "I mean seriously." I finished, panting, while Phineas looked at me with a blank stare.

"Forget it come on Steph lets go." I said with a note of finality before turning back to the portal type thing we had entered from and exiting.

"You still used the wrong scene." She pointed out right before we left.

Yeah... I had a little bit of a rant there didn't I? Oh well review if you want I really don't care one way or another. Anything to add Steph? Yes, First of all, Zax lost his mind, don't just review if you want. Review or I'll come to your house and drag you all the way to Colorado (Don't think living in a different country will save you) and make you appoligize to my girlfirend. (REFERENCE!)