HEY LOYAL READERS! All 409 of you! Who knew a story intended to solely make fun of Phinabella would be so popular! Fanboy's Fangirl here, and now, I have offically taken complete control of this story. Still, nothing underlined belongs to me and I'm in the process of buying Phineas and Ferb for myself but I haven't gotten though yet so I don't own Phineas and Ferb... yet... *evil laugh* Start the Story!
Steph's POV
Popcorn in hand, with lots of butter and salt as always, I took a seat in front of the famous walk though screen. It was about 2 o'clock in the morning. "Hey loyal readers." I whispered to the camera. "If your wondering where Zax is he's still asleep. I'm still gonna be doing Finally but with the scene he was suppose to use."
"What are you doing here at this time of night?"
I turned around in surprise to see Zax standing in the doorway looking slightly anger and confused. "Zax! What..." I twiddled my thumbs nervously. "...are you doing, here?"
"The bank foreclosed my house so I've been sleeping here" Zax answered. "That question is what are YOU doing here?"
"Well... I was..."
"You were gonna do the chapter with out me weren't you?" Zax asked suspisiously.
"No, I would never do that." I lied. "But... since we're both here... lets do the other scene to Finally."
"You still haven't answered my question!"
"Are you Mr. Flynn? Mrs. Isabella Flynn's husband?" The doctor asked him
Phineas' heart stopped. she had lied about her name.
"yes" he choked out
"she had some internal bleeding, but we patched her up. she needed stitches but she will be fine" the doctor said
"thank you" Phineas said
"would you like to see her now?" he asked
"yes please" Phineas replied and the doctor gestured for him to follow. he got up quickly and followed the doctor down the long hall until he stopped at a room.
"she also slipped into a light coma from all the stress so he body can heal itself. If I were you I would take to her. It sometimes helps" the doctor said before walking away and leaving Phineas to be alone with Izzy.
He slowly walked in the room and pulled a stool up beside her bed and grabbed her hand.
"Hey Izzy. Its me. Phineas. I miss you. Baby, please wake up" He pleaded and rested his head besdie her on her bed. He dozed off shortly after that and woke to someone running their fingers through his hair. He sat up and said
"Izzy?"
"hey Phineas" she replied
"well how is Mrs. Isabella Flynn feeling?" he asked, partly teasing, part letting her know that he knew what she did
"you found out?" she blushed
"of course I found out" Phineas replied
"im sorry-" she started apologizing and Phineas cut her off with a kiss.
"Its fine Izzy. Actually..." he trailed off and reached in his pocket. He handed her a velvet box and said
"I was actually going to ask you anyways"
Her eyes widened and filled with tears.
"Yes!" she screamed and kissed him.
"Ok, that's the end of the story," I said still nervous about earlier. "so lets go." With that we both walked though the screen. "Ah!" I gleamed being the extreme morning person I am. "Cute!... and by cute... I mean BLAH!" I said protending to throw up.
"You two again! Your kind of intruding of something here!" Isabella exclaimed.
I ignored her and carried on. "Now, grossness aside, what really bothers me about this is how... the heck... did you... jump... in front... of a speeding bullet. I mean, what are you... a ninja or something.
"It was far away." Isabella defended.
"Not to mention how are you in this relitively good condition after being shot and the whole 'Lying about your name thing', I mean who does that!" It was then that I noticed that Zax had fallen asleep on the chair. "WAKE UP!" I shouted at him throwing unpoped curnels at him. It didn't work. I turned to the nearly engadged couple. "Sorry for my friend, it's two o'clock in the morning back in our dimention."
"You guys are from anouther dimention?" Phineas asked cureously. I simply nodded. "That's so cool... but... if your from another dimention... how do you know about us."
I hesitated. "You really want to know?" They both nodded cureously. "K, you might want to sit down for this. I don't want you guys fainting on me." Isabella was already on hospital bed and Phineas took a seat in the other chair and listened intently. "Well, you see, in our dimention. You're a show." I told them. The looks on there faces were PRICELESS. Then I remembered something. "Well, technically, right now, you guys are a fanfiction writen for the show. The show itself took place when you guys were ten."
"Wait! Wait! Wait!" Isabella exclaimed trying to process what I had told her. "So, in your dimention people sit around all day watching us from when we were ten?"
"Yeah, I do it all the time." Then it clicked how incredibly creepy that sounds. "Not in a stalkerish way though."
"Umm..." Phineas baffeled obveously wanting to change the subject. "then why do you two keep coming here and telling us off."
"Oh! Now THAT'S an interesting story. You see on this site where you can write stories on you guys. Pretty much all you here about is Phinabella this, Phinabella that, don't Phineas and Isabella make such a cute only that but most of the Phinabella stories are so off I don't even know where to start and me and Zax where just flat out sick of it. So, together, we wrote THIS story to point out everything wrong with it." I explained then realized . "Speaking of which, I have one more for this one if you can hang in there with me."
Phineas and Isabella looked at eachother and shruged. "Sure, why not."
"K, now, with that hole 'Isabella Flynn'. I have to admit that was funny but... wait." I turned to Zax to see that... "He's waking up."
And I was right Zax sat up still with a tired look on his face. "What did I miss?"
"Oh, nothing much." I lied not wanting him to know that I told them about them being a show. "Now lets go back before you fall asleep again and we end up stuck here."
He just tiredly nodded and we both walked though the portal.
And that's... the next chapter... I guess... sorry I just brock up with my girlfriend so I'm in a bad mood. Review. Zax go ahead and say something here. Well since its 2 am here I'm goin back to bed stay up and review if you want just don't wake me up. Umm... you do realize it's not REALLY 2 am right?
