OPERATION: KICK

Thank you guys for reviewing you have given me some ideas for future chapters and I'm most likely going to include Joan, Phil and maybe Jack and Kim's parents. If you have any more ideas for me either it be a character or a way that someone could try and get Jack and Kim together. Well I'm going to shut up now .. Enjoy the chapter :D

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN KICKIN' IT :'(

CHAPTER THREE:

JERRY POV

Eddie's out so that's one less person to worry about yo. Why would Eddie think that a box of chocolates would get Jack and Kim together; It obviously wasn't going to work but I know something that will bring them together. Fear. I know what you're thinking; How will fear get Jack and Kim together? Well Jack is one of those guys that likes protecting people but he can never protect Kim because she is capable of taking care of herself; I'm going to change that. Kim has a huge phobia of spiders so i'm going to put loads of spiders in the Dojo so that Jack can save her. I am so gonna win this bet.

I was standing outside Falafel Phil's ordering the spiders when I saw Jack walking towards the restaurant. I quickly rushed out the details of the order and hung up before Jack could hear anything. "Yo what up" I said to Jack, my voice going an octave higher than usual. Jack looked curiously at me and asked "What have you done?" I cleared my throat and answered "Nothing" My voice was still pretty high pitched so I deepened my voice and said "Nothing" again. Jack raised his eyebrow curiously but then just shrugged his shoulder and went into the restaurant. He didn't even suspect a thing.


The spiders should be here any minute; I told Rudy when the package comes give it to Kim so she can open it. Surprisingly enough he didn't ask why he just went along with it. I saw spying on the Dojo from a distance; I saw a man walk up to the dojo with a massive box in his hands. The spiders are here WOOOOOO. The delivery guy knocked on the door and Rudy answered; Rudy signed for the package and brought it inside. I ran up close to the Dojo so I could see if Kim was opening it. Rudy was saying something to Kim that I couldn't hear but her face lit up with excitement. She started tearing apart the packaging until she was left with a crate looking sort of thing. I didn't know that they kept spiders in crates.

Kim opened up the lid and squealed when she saw what was inside; Perfect. I quickly ran into Falafel Phil's to get Jack. When I found him sitting at one of the booths eating a bowl of falafel's I hit one out of his hand and pulled him out of his seat. "Jerry, what is your problem man" Jack groaned pulling his arm out of my grip. "Kim's in trouble" I told him convincingly. I wasn't technically lying as Kim does hate spiders and she will start freaking out. Jack's face got serious really fast and asked "Where is she?" No words could get out at this moment so I just pointed in the direction of the Dojo. Jack didn't even say anything before running out of the restaurant and over to the Dojo.

I followed quickly behind him; Suddenly the air filled with a high pitched piercing scream. This is even better than I imagined. Jack ran vigorously to the Dojo and burst through the doors. "Are you alright Kim? What's happened? What's wrong?" Jack rushed out worriedly running over to Kim. "Jack I'm fine it's Rudy, he saw the snakes, screamed then ran into his office." Wait, what snakes? Jack looked into the crate and asked curiously "Why do you have a crate of snakes?" Rudy better of not told them they're mine. "Rudy just said that there was a package for me" Phew he didn't tell her "Rudy said that Jerry told him that only i'm allowed to open it" Damn it.

Jack and Kim looked over at me expectantly. "You was the only one here that wouldn't get scared if you opened it" I lied convincingly; I should be an actor yo. " Yeah but why did you order a crate of snakes anyway" Kim asked starting to sound impatient. "Science project" I quickly rushed out; I ran out of the Dojo and went to honey buns. Once I ordered I sat down and relaxed. Okay I didn't expect that to happen. It all started out alright, Jack even got all protective over Kim and rushed over to save her. He would of went there, he would have comforted her and they would have kissed. Right now they're both probably comforting Rudy instead. Okay this whole getting them together thing is harder than I thought.

I guess I'm out.

I know it was short sorry guys I just couldn't think of anything else to write for this one. Okay so now Eddie and Jerry have both lost the bet so let's see who's left ... I wonder who's going to win. We still have Milton, surely he can get them together as he is a genius but there is still Julie who is just as smart and she understands the woman mind. There is Rudy, who will probably come up with some ditch the wives plan but there's Grace still who is one of Kim's best friend. Hmm this is a toughie huh?

I'm excited to write Joan's plan she'll probably go way over the top but can we blaming her for wanting Kimmy and Mr Kicky kicky chop chop to get together ;)

Hope you enjoyed this chapter, 'til next time :D

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