OhmyJosh you guys are real nice x Please check out my other story, Young Mockingjay. This story is meant to be funny and modern - no deaths.


"Love annoying !" Katniss says and hums along to Live while we're young
"Your'e a directioner!" Peeta says almost fainting
"I love Harry. He's so delicious." Katniss says
"KATNISS!"
"Just kiddin'. But Annnniiiieeee likes him." Finnick jumps
"WTFinnick!"
"Stop sayin' that."
Finnick takes out his phone and texts Annie

I AM GOING TO KILL YOU
Funny. Haha. Even funnier then the u put sugar cubes in ur chest to make u look muscly
STOP. Don't tell anyone. So Kat told me dat u like Harry from 1D
I do. Not. In ur dreams. You really believed Kat! I feel sozzy for Peeta
Who doesn't?!
LOL. Thats soooo funny. Miss ya.
Come to BreadBoy's house
Don't call him that. He HATES bread. Kat txted me.
And...
Can't tell. Ask Kat 0.o
Tell me. Or I'll get Mags on ya
U wot m8
That suits u. Cos ur a ginger :P
Just COME
KK

"Finnick's BBMing!" Katniss says
"And..."
"You said u h8 txtin'"
"You hates him!"
"YOLO."
"WTFinnick!"
" What did Annie tell ya?"

" Oh. We found the tapes of ya singing 'I'm $mexy and i know it' in ur underwear."
"WTFinnick. How dare ya. Well it was goodd...BUT! Why!"
" You don't have a six pack unlike Peeta."
"Go away."
"Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
It's always a good time
Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
We don't even have to try, it's always a good time."

"STOP SINGING!" Peeta and Finnick shout