"Shhhhh. You guys are worse than Gale, Justin Bieber AND all of 1D put together!" Katniss shouts
" How dare you! I'm a belieber! I have a poster of him in my room. I kiss it every night before I sleep!" Finnick screams
" Your'e a belieber!" Peeta says totally shocked " The only celeb I like is Josh Hutcherson."
" He looks like you. Similiar jaw line." Finnick says
" Hot jaw line..." Katniss says
" What ur fav movie Finch?" Peeta asks
" I like Catching Fire, ya know coz Sam Claflin is in it."
" I like Journey coz Josh Hutcherson is in it I HATE Vannessa cheated on him!" Peeta says
" Gawd! I like Silver Linings Playbook!" Katniss shouts
" Gale likes The Last Song. Thats sooo soppy." Peeta teases
" Gale's brother, Thor likes Avengers and his fiance'e Hannah (Montana) likes LOL." Finnick says
" Thor has long hair." Peeta says
" Ya. He should use this shampoo" Finnick takes out a bottle of shampoo from his nike rucsak
" You use Cheryl Cole's L'Oreal Paris Dazzling shine for women shampoo!"Peeta says
" Where did ya get dat!" Katniss shouts "That's mine!"
" I just borrowed it!" Finnick says
" Shut the Peeta bread up!" Peeta shouts
" I want a swear word! WTKatniss. Nah. I'll use Peeta's to annoy Gale and show my undying love to him."
" Thank you my cheese bun,"
"PEETA!" Finnick says like OMG
" I'm just kiddin'. Chill." Peeta tells him
"Let's prank call Haymitch." Finnick says
"Sure!" Peeta and Katniss say in unison
" Starship were mean to ffffffffffffffffllllllllllll lllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy."
"KATNISS!" Peeta and Finnick shout
"Shut the Peeta bread up!" Katniss screams
"Aww. Thank you honey." Peeta says sarcastically
"Your welcome." Katniss says equally sarcastcally
Finnick looks for Haymitch's number and dials it.
"Hello" He says in a female British freaky squeaky accent (note: I'm not offending British accents - I have a British/slang accent xoxo)
"Hiiiii. Liquor is it u?" Haymitch says clearly drunk
"Nooo. This is the padded pink bra company. I see you've ordered a hot pink bra with rose and black lace trimmings. We are out of them." Peeta puches Finnick on the shoulder "Nice one Finch," Katniss and Peeta and Finnick and holding their laugh.
"Liquor. I'm not Effffffffiiieeeeee. I luv her sooooo much check my facebook status."
"Bye!"
"Bye, sunshhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii neeeeeeeee" Haymitch says
The log onto Facebook
Log in: BreadBoy
Finnick wants to see the password but Peeta covers
Passcode: Peeniss
Message! From GaleEverdeen: OMG! You filthy animal
BreadBoy has changed his name into PeetalovesKatniss
GaleEverdeen has changed his name into KatnissHusbandGale
PeetalovesKatniss has changed his name into KissMeKat
KatnissMELLARK likes this
"Katniss how did you..."Peeta asks
"I have facebook on my phone, baby."
KatnissHusbandGale: Katniss Hawthorne you better change ur name
KatnissMELLARK: Who's gonna make me. Your'e a laughing stock. I h8 u
KatnisshHusbandGale has changed his name into KatnissisPregant
KatnissMellark: How dare you!
EuphemiaTrinket: Is it true. Come to the capitol. I can pick out some marvelous maternity wear
FinchSugarCube: WTFinnick
KatnissisPreganant: In ya faces peenis!
-KissMeKat has logged off-