Coming to you live, from…um…my, uh DINING ROOM TABLE! I bring you yet another chapter of the adventure! We're gonna' take a trip to jolly old England, where it's morning and DX has hit the open road en route to London.

Cloud: So, uh…HHHunter?

HHH: Yeah, what is it, kid?

Cloud: How far do you think this porn place is?

HHH: I dunno, but London's only…what…30 miles away by now, I figured we'd just ask someone when we got into town. Why? You got somewhere to be, or something?

Cloud: No, it's not like that, HHHunter.

HHH: Then what is it? And stop calling me "HHHunter"

Cloud glances at Tifa, smirking. Tifa rolls her eyes, shaking her head.

Cloud: Ok, I'll stop calling you HHHunter.

Hunter: Th-Th-Thank—DAMN IT, NOW you got ME doing it!

Cloud: Hahahahaaa!

Tifa: Ugh…I swear, Cloud—you can really be immature sometimes.

Cloud: Oh come OFF of it, Tifa. You're saying I'M immature?

Tifa: Yes, I think I AM!

Cloud: Well, it takes one to know one! Remember that time just last MONTH? When we were battling that one ogre boss? He swung at you and you got SO scared, you farted REALLY fucking loudly and that's how the damn thing was defeated! Guys, the whole battle party got quiet and Tifa just stood in the middle of the battlefield, GIGGLING!

Tifa: Cloud, you asshole! I thought we agreed we were never going to talk about that again!

Cloud: No-NOOOOO…YOU said you'd never mention it again!

X-Pac: Damn…seriously, Tifa?

Donald: Listen honky, I was IN 'dat battle party, yo! Maaaaan, her shit smelt' like …like…fuckin'…Lipton onion soup mix mixed with SHIT! Shit was unseemly, dude!

Tifa: Oh, so you're all ganging up on me, huh?

Donald (leering at Tifa and grabbing his crotch): Nah baby, we ain't even STARTED t'gang up on yo' fine ass, YET!

Cloud: Damnit, Donald—what'd I tell you about talking to her like that?

Donald: C'mon nigga! Back the fuck off, yo! The LEASTR yo' ass can do is gimme a li'l piece 'a yo' candy!

Cloud: NO! you can't have any of my…candy!

Harry: Hey Donald, I've been wondering, yeah?

Donald: What, yo?

Harry: Well, how is it that you never get arrested?

Donald: Yo, wha'chu MEAN, man?

Harry: Guys, ever notice that? I mean, Donald—you're not wearing ANY pants!

Sephiroth: Hmm…young Mr. Potter seems to have a point. AND you're always around those little KIDS, as well. Hmmm…

HHH: Damn—all these years—I never even THOUGHT of that. Donald, how DO you get to be around all those kids for all these years with-without any PANTS on?

Donald: Yo, yo, yo…don't even trip! It ain't even that kind of party! Nah, don't be tryin' to run no game on me like 'dat, yo!

HBK: Donald, I've been thinking—are you related to this guy named Booker T?

Donald: Nah, man. I don't even KNOW anyone wit' dat' name. Why you ask, yo?

HBK: Oh…nothing, just…thought I'd ask.

HHH and HBK look at each other and shrug.

Harry: But Donald, why DON'T you wear any pants?

Donald: Look li'l nigga'—I needs ta' let my BALLS hang LOOSE, son! Yeah, yeah, you see—my bitch likes it when I be teabaggin' 'dat bitch!

I'm gonna' leave them be for a bit and we're gonna' pay a visit with Team Extreme as they're ALSO out and about…and getting closer to London.

Katherine: …so that's why I had to dump him. He just…DIDN'T believe the relationship was over!

Lita: Hm…darling, that's not a relationship, that's a relationSHIT!

Katherine: Yeah, tell me about it—

Suddenly Kat's phone rings, she looks at the caller ID and rolls her eyes.

Matt: What's wrong?

Katherine: SPEAK of the devil!

Lita (smiling): Oh shit—it's him, isn't it?

Katherine closes her eyes momentarily before answering the phone…

Katherine (sighs): What do you want, Claudio?

All of a sudden there's very loud crying that can be heard over the phone. Katherine quickly takes it away from her ear…

Katherine: Damn!

Lita: Is he…CRYING?

Katherine (rolling her eyes): Yeah, he always does this bullshit.

Some inaudible screams can be heard from the other end of the phone…

Jeff (smiling): Hey Kat, man…he's begging harder than Mark Henry at Burger King when he forgot his wallet!

Katherine: Look Claudio! It's over—

Some sobbing can be heard…

Katherine: YES, I DO have a boyfriend—in fact, you're kind of interrupting us!

Some pleading now…

Katherine: Yes I AM giving him head, what's it to YOU?

Some belligerence at this point…

Katherine quickly motions to Jeff…

Katherine (whispering): Start moaning, Jeff!

Jeff (looking around awkwardly): Oh…umm…Ooooooohhh, yeah baby…when are you coming back to bed, sweetie, I'm goin' DOOOOWWWWN over here!

Katherine: Now see that? My boyfriend's hungry for my lovin' Stop calling me –as a matter of fact—LOSE MY NUMBER! *click*

Her phone starts ringing again immediately…

Katherine: What the FUCK is it, Claudio?

Katherine: Who? Wh-why do I care?

Katherine: Say WHAT?

(Katherine glances at Lita)

Lita: What is it?

Katherine: Eww…you wanna' know what I think? I think you're fucking disgusting! THAT'S what I think! *click*

Lita: What was THAT all about, Kat?

Katherine: He's trying to make me jealous, he said that he has a new girlfriend—like I'm supposed to care!

Lita: New girlfriend?

Katherine: Yeah, he said some hoe named Dora.

Matt: Lita—it couldn't be, could it?

Lita's eyes grew wide as saucers at the mere mention of Dora's name.

Katherine: Yeah, it HAD to be THE Dora, Lita.

Lita: How would you know it was her?

Katherine: Hell, I could hear her annoying ass in the background trying to make Claudio say "condom".

Lita (raised eyebrow): Hm…no wonder he called you up crying—HE has to deal with THAT li'l monster!

Matt (whispering in Kat's ear): Hey, uhh…yeah, did he mention where he was, or anything? You know, we, uh…don't want Dora here again antagonizing Lita.

Katherine (whispering back): Well, he said he was—

Suddenly, Katherine has a thought…

Katherine (notbly louder): HEY WAIT a minute! You oughta' be ashaaaaamed, Matt!

Matt (playing dumb as best he could): Uh…um, what are you talking about?

Katherine: don't play dumb with ME!

Lita: What's going…on?

Matt: I-It-it's nothing, Lita! Really.

Lita: What's wrong, Kat?

Katherine: Matt just asked me where Claudio was! He said that he wanted to know so that Dora can't antagonize you again!

Matt: See? Nothing wrong in that, right? Hehehe…

Katherine: Stop playing "innocent"! I know what YOU'RE up to!

Matt: Lita, she's crazy—

Lita: No, Matt, I believe her, you ASKED her that shit because you wanted to know where DORA was!

Matt: Baby, that's not TRUE!

Lita: Matt, you beg me every damn night to suck your wang! I did it that ONE time because it was your birthday!

Matt: Well, I wanted more, you know!

Lita: Kat, since we're all in a secret-telling mood today, let Me tell YOU a secret—

Jeff (laughing): This is gonna' be GOOD!

Matt: Please Lita, no…

Lita: Shut up, you…pedophile! Anyway Kat, when I was going down on Matt, the phone rang, I answered it and Matt's cock is so fucking small that I could suck his…dick and STILL talk normally over the phone!

Jeff: OOOOH!

Katherine: Damn…Matt—you got anything to say?

Matt is GLARING at Lita—and it's not a normal "I'm very disappointed in you"-glare, oh no, it's one of those "I'm about to catch a case for spousal abuse"-type glares…

Lita: What? Did I say too much?

Ok, I'm gonna' end this here tonight. In fact, from here on out, I'll just do two teams per chapter until they meet back up in Miami, of course. Thanks for tuning in!

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