"A Normal Day In Spades"
A Cardverse story
Note: Beginning of a new Arc, called "Celebration (300 years) -Calls for a dose of Mischief-"! This chapter is a bit steamy, hah, but do not fear! It's all in good fun~~ And besides the next chapter will contain so, sooo much more... *SPOLIER* Oh, and hey! I haven't decieded if I will have the whole celebration in this Arc, or if I will only touch it briefly... What do you think? (I can say, that if I only mention it briefly, there will be room for more smexy times... just saying...)
Hahah, anyway, here is the next installment of "A Normal Day In the Kingdom of Spades"~~
Enjoy!
Ciao~~
Chapter 3. Celebration (300 years) -Calls for a dose of Mischief- PART 1.
The sun was set high above the sky on this lovely afternoon in the Kingdom of Spades. Spring was still in the air, the time was not quite there for the warmth of summer. The spade-shaped leaves rustled gently in the wind, accompanied with the sweet fragments of the Saphira roses that bloomed freely in the Queen's garden.
Said Queen enjoyed himself in the calm atmosphere, drinking his tea at a leisurely pace. Not having any deadlines to meet or any important people to discuss the kingdom's politics with today, allowed him this peace he rarely got to experience.
That kind of goes with having a family of five (including himself), of only boys.
It was, clear as a day, a scene set for disaster and drama.
Yes, for our precious Queen would have never thought that he would deliver more than one heir when he got pregnant with his King. So to then hear about the fact that he carried not only one, but three future heirs, had almost made him faint right there in the medical bay. The one who really had fainted at that time was the Jack, Yao Wang.
The terror of knowing that you would have to teach not one, but three new future royals, at the same time, had made him lose it completely. The struggles he had faced with the present royal pairs past training as future King and Queen, had been a challenge from the heavens, or so it had seemed.
But the Jack's hardships had borne fruits, and the reign of the IV King and Queen of Spades had never been so successful in their lands history, King Alfred and Queen Arthur being in their positions for nearly 300 years, as of date.
"Yes..." the Queen thought, as he took another sip of his tea, watching the roses dance in the wind.
"Our 300 year anniversary is coming up in a few weeks..." he thought carefully as he pondered on the years up to this point he had shared with his love, and his children. The Queen gave a small, gentle smile at the thought of his wonderful family, and how lucky he really was. So deep in thought and with his guard down for the moment, he never suspected that someone would creep up to him, only to attack him with a bear-crushing hug.
A loud yelp followed by the shrill clashing of porcelain as the Queen dropped his cup of tea harshly on the table, able to save the cup from falling in the last second.
With a deep scowl, he turned his head to face the intruder, which held him flush and firmly against him.
"You bloody git, What do you think you are doing? I almost spilled tea all over myself, and the table, idiot!" the Queen exclaimed, his cheeks flushed in mild anger.
The taller blonde, the one guilty of all the commotion, only laughed and gave the Queen a cheerful smile.
"But Artie, You were so cute, just sitting here all quiet and stuff, I couldn't help it!" the King said, as he nuzzled the Queens slender neck, his soft hair tickling his cheek softly.
The Queen's cheeks turned red at the King's bold statement, and now of embarrassment rather than anger, as he tried (in vain), to get out of the very intimate position they now were in.
"Git, S-stop it you cannot.. we... not here I-I..." the struggling man manages to convey, embarrassment clear on his face, as he tried to pry the others strong arms of his narrow waist.
"Hmm?" The King hummed close to his ear. "Can't do what, babe?" he asked, a smile hidden in his statement, as he gently bit down on the others ear.
A gasp soon followed, and a small moan escaped the Queen's pink lips as he writhed even more in the others embrace.
"A-Alfred..." the other threatened mercilessly, as he managed to pry one arm off from him, making him able to turn and look the other properly in the eyes.
But the Brit barley manages to turn around to glare at his husband before the arms are all over him again, pushing him into a deep kiss.
Surprise paints the royal's face, but it soon melts into a gentle expression as the Queen kisses back, with vigor, as he pushed his body closer to his king. The King then takes the opportunity to dip his tongue into the others slightly open mouth, dominating the smaller male as their tongues dance a wild passion filled dance.
The couple, who thought for sure that they were alone in this Garden of Eden, was unfortunately for some, sourly mistaken.
"Ewww..." A voice voiced out, in something similar to a whisper, as the person in question made a face of disgust.
"What are they doing? They are in public!" Another voice exclaimed hurriedly, his voice laced with panic and doubt.
"Why do they always have to do this, Jeeez, they are so embarrassing!" A third voice spoke up, his tone irritated and severely disgusted at the scene in front of them.
There, a few meter from the intimated, somewhat, love scene of the Royal couple, sat the three princes: Al, David and Liam Kirkland-Jones, hidden.
And do not get them wrong, they were not hiding so that they could get a glimpse of their parents making out, God no!
They were, in fact, currently in hiding from the Jack of Spades, Yao Wang, when they stumbled upon this not-so-very pleasant scene.
So here they were, stuck between a rock and a hard place, literally, as they watched their parents get it on.
"Ugh.. What should we do?" Al whined out. "If we don't vanish as of, like, this moment, they are going to start undressing, and for the life of me I'd rather die and..." he trailed off, as his two brothers finished his statement for him.
"... get fed by the Kraken than watch that." David and Liam said, as they shivered at the thought. God please, have mercy on our souls...
"Wait..." Liam suddenly said.
"I think I have an idea..."
"Ah.. Ah.. Al..-fred .." The flustered Queen panted out, as his husband planted kisses all along his neck and collarbone, marking him and claiming him."We c-can't.. We cannot do this.. h..-here.." he stammered out, his voice caught in his throat as the King once again traced his tongue by the shell of his ear, making him wince and give off a loud moan.
The King turned his head up and smiled a crooked smile at his blushing Queen, as he gave a quick peck on his bruised lips.
"But Babe, Do you think you will manage to hold off until we get to our chamber, hmm?" he asked, mirth shining in his eyes. "There must be at least seven stairs we have to climb to get there…."he whispered out, as he dragged the Queen closer towards his firm chest. "...I'd hate it if you came on the way there, you know..." he said huskily, as he, slowly, dived in for another kiss.
But the King barely had time to join his lips with his waiting Queen before he felt something hard hit him square in the head, making him yelp in pain.
"Ow! What the...-" the King didn't even have time to react before he got hit again, twice, by something hard and cold. One of the objects flew past him, hitting the Queen right in the forehead, making him groan and yelp in sudden pain.
"W-What was that?" The Queen asked, tears building in his eyes, as he rubbed his sore forehead.
"I-I don't know!" the King proclaimed, fear present in his face. "Maybe it is a .. g-ghost or something!" he said, the hair in the back of his neck rising in fear.
Before the Queen could retreat and brush the childish king's thoughts off, they suddenly heard a voice and a lot of ruffling from a nearby bush, on their right.
With both of their eyes on the seemingly innocent bush, the Queen caught something in the air, making his eyes narrow and a stern expression paint his, (very recently erotic), face as he then turned to glance as his king.
"There is no ghost, of that I am positive dear, but something else a bit more familiar, I would say." he said, before he again laid his eyes on the bush, only to take his hand down, as if he was about to pick something up, only to pulled it straight back up over his head.
The gesture followed by nothing else but strangled and surprised yelps in fear, as the three princes hang airborne in the air over the fleeting bush, their bodies hanging upside-down, as if someone had tied a string on their feet and pulled them up.
Three pairs of eyes then stared into one pair of confused blue ones and one pair of stern emerald ones as they hung, stiffly, in their mothers grasp.
"Hello, Boys." The Queen said calmly, as he gestured with his hand for the three young princes to come closer, still hanging uncomfortable in the air.
The King, whose glasses had been a bit foggy do to their recent activity, turned to wipe them clean, before he laid eyes on the three bodies in the air.
"Oh!" he exclaimed cheerfully. "Hi Guys, How's it hanging?" he asked mockingly, as he poked one off the twins in the face, earning an annoyed groan.
"Dad, quit it!" Al proclaimed, annoyed. He was about to complain further when he heard his mother clear his throat, making him turn his attention firmly on his mother, who was eyeing the three critically.
"And what, If I may ask, Where you doing over there, hiding?" the Queen asked, not at all amused of the whole situation.
"Ermm…" the three boys muttered out, their eyes trailing off towards different sources. Well, anything else except their mothers glaring eyes.
The Queen's eyes twitched at this, and he tried not to explode in anger.
"Yes? An answer would be -lovley-, dearest…" he said, his voice cracking for trying to keep his tone as pleasant as possible.
A chill went through the triplets back then, and they started to panic.
"It… It's not like we were hiding!"
"No! Really! It's not like we were hiding from Yao, no not at all, Mum!"
"It's not like we tried to get you guys to move by throwing rocks at you, no no, not at all!"
It took a second or two for the youngsters to realize how badly they truly had messed up, but upon seeing their mothers face grow red, in as far as they could see, in both embarrassment, shame and anger, they shut their mouth and prepared for the worst.
Before the Queen could say something, though, he got interrupted by a loud booming voice.
"Ahahahaha~ So you guys tried to sneak off from Yao too! Ahh, That brings back memories, right Artie?" he said, a big smile and a sort of reminiscence glint could be seen in his clear blue eyes.
"But you know, the garden would be the first place he would look for you at, so I wouldn't't recommend it!" he said, laughing all the same, eyes twinkling with mischief.
"Why yes, love I do remember." A sudden, of what seemed to be, calm Queen answered his husbands question lovingly, smiling all the same. But then he turned to his boys, and the charade was over.
"But…" he said slowly, as he leant closer toward his three sons face. "It seems like our boys have been awfully naughty." He said, his tone changing to something almost cruel. The triplets swallowed, their eyes wide in sudden fear.
"For not only did they sneak out from their studies…" he trailed off, as he stroked David's, who was closes to him, cheek lovingly. "They also interrupted their parents in their private business..." he cooed out, turning to Liam, as he pecked him on his forehead softly.
"… I think, for sure, that they need to be taught a lesson, hm?" he said, stroking his final son, Al, gently as he then turned with a cruel, wicked smile at the still air born princes.
"Yeah, I think you are right about that babe." The King said, as he stepped forward to stand beside his Wife. "I won't forgive anyone for interrupting me while showing my love for my Queen!~" he proclaimed, in a somewhat sing-song voice, but his eyes showed how serious he really was.
The trio knew, right as of that point, that they were in trouble. Big trouble.
Therefore they all began in vain to escape their invisible restraints, their eyes wide.
"Nuh-huh, Don't you try." The King said, smiling. "But even if you try, I don't think you will ever get down. I think your mother can guarantee that!" he added, as he turned to his Queen.
"Of course, love." The Queen answered, he too smiling. "I wouldn't dream of it. But now, what should we do?" the Queen pondered, before he quirked a brow to his King.
"The best punishment would surely be 'that', don't you agree?" he asked, his smile growing as he watched his husbands reaction.
It took a few seconds for the King before he understood what his Queen had meant, and when he did, a big grin painted his lips.
"Of course, Babe. That'd be perfect! Ahahaha~!" he laughed out, as he, along with his Queen, turned their attention to their sons again.
With pure terror in their eyes, they watched as their parents joined in a long open-mouthed kiss, right before them, making their stomach's turn in disgust.
When they were done, they only shared a faint gaze at their sons grimacing faces, before a shrill and loud whistle could be heard. The King smiled big as he took the finger away from his mouth.
"The guards, along very shortly also with the Jack, will be here now in a matter of seconds, guys." The King said, smiling.
"I recommend you being nice, as the punishment for escaping ones lesson is not looked very kindly by the Jack. " the Queen added, a smirk on his sweet pink lips.
"Behave, boys." The Queen added as a final, before he, along with the King, all but bolted out of the garden, in the opposite direction were they could hear guards rustling and shuffling about, yelling orders and the like.
The princes could do nothing as they were forced to accept their destiny. That being a long and painful rant from the Jack, along with doubled homework, and a seven-hour long lesson of the ancient history of the four kingdoms of wonderland.
God, how they hated their parents right now. Two parents that was, positivly, in the progress of making new children to torment...
*sigh*
Note: Heh... For the ones that felt sorry for our dear Arthur. Don't. Just don't. It is, for sure, their sons that get the worst straw in these family dramas. ;)
But man, do I love writing about people in tremendous trouble and the like. *shameful laugh*
Yeah, btw, the next installment in this Arc will begin (and End?) with an intense love scene... (Let's just say, that their sons where right about one thing at least...) :) See you soon~~