"I can't believe it!"
In some aspect it was really funny.
Konan and Summoner Path lost their way. Well it is not unusual when two young women lose their way in a forest if they have never been in the forest.
But the women were The Angel and the Path of Pain. Akatsuki. S-rank criminals. More of that - the women were on a mission, they were following their prisoner.
When Pein was informed that the captured Orochimaru's pet was just a clone...
Well let's say in that way. Leader-sama was not a chicken but he ordered to find and kill the real Crystal Master – who should be somewhere close to the Akatsuki's shelter – and the order sounded with fear. At least Konan believed it. Well, Akatsuki formed their groups.
Itachi, Cyborg Path, Kisame.
Kakuzu, Yahiko's Body, Deidara.
Tobi.
Konan, Summoner Path, Hidan.
And the groups began to follow Guren.
So, now, two days later...
"Hey, chicks, what's the problem?" Hidan came out of a tree.
"Don't call me that. And the problem is simple. We've lost."
A shinobi can be either mukosin or maesake.
Mukosin is like driver who is hit and run. In other words, mukosin is an assassin who should come, kill and run away. Maesake is the opposition. It is a bodyguard who should protect, arrest or catch. Akatsuki were NOT maesake, so Hidan wasn't surprised that the three of them failed the mission. He just smirked.
Konan knew that too but she didn't think that the failure was funny she came to Hidan and slapped him. And jumped back:
"Hidan! What a... You stinks!"
"What do you think, I told you I needed to visit toilet."
Konan looked on the tree:
"I thought you was going to pee."
"You were wrong, chick."
"That smell. Did you clean your a...?"
"As if I had toilet paper, oh, come on, it does not smell that much."
"It does."
Konan turned her ear into a paper A4 format. She created new ear and gave the paper to Hidan.
"Fine, I'll do it." Hidan went back, behind the tree. He just had no idea that Konan placed an explossive seal on the paper. She is not a chick!
BOOM!
"You!" of course Hidan was alive. "How dare you! Do you think that was funny?! I'll show y..."
Hidan was not able to finish. He was turned into pink statue. Funny. They were looking for Guren and she found them.
Found and attacked.
Summoner Path put her palms on soil and turned into the same statue. Seeing that Guren was so fast Konan tried to be much faster. She did it when she turned herself into billions sheets of paper.
Or did she? It looked like the Crystal Master had not attacked at all.
The sheets turned into Konan when they reached a branch of an oak which was 5 miles away from the defeated comrades.
"Show yourself!" the sixth sense told Angel that the Snake's pet is very close.
"You didn't say 'pwetty please', papergirl. Oh, and you didn't say 'thank you'."
The voice was really close almost infront of Konan but Angel failed to notice it. "WHAT? 'Thank you'! What for?!"
"I saved you from that idiot who was gonna beat you. I crystallyzed him just in time."
"You say so. I would beat him not vice versa! So forget of your 'thank you'!"
"Ha. Relax, granny. I was just kidding."
Konan pretended she didn't hear 'granny':
"So, child, are you gonna fight or what? I am not in the right mood for talkings."