A/N: Okay, this one is a little longer than the last chapter. This is based on a RP that was insanely...Messed up. But hilarious.

ANYWAY. I have a message for the person who reviewed under the name "Ashar",

First I would like to thank you for taking your time to review the story. Second, it is in fact my story, so I can change the genders of a character if I want to. Genderbending exists, yes? If you don't like the idea of Italy being a female then do not read my story. Simple enough? Thank you.

Oh, and Harissa is me and Lilli's OC.

Okay, I need to do a disclaimer: ALL CHARACTERS BELONG TO THEIR OWNERS, ALONG WITH ALL THE SONGS I USED.

"WE ARE NEVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER!" Feli yelled (more like sang insanely off-key), obviously drunk.

"WHAT?" Sasuke said, knowing about Feli's drunkness but a little shocked himself. Hidan started dying of laughter.

Earlier, Sasuke had come home to find Feli, Harissa, Akira, Hidan, and Itachi in his house. He was the least bit drunk, but Feli noticed it right away and yelled,

"I WANNA GET DRUNK TOO!" Harissa's immediate response was an enthusiastic "YES!", because of past experience. Basically, every time Feli gets drunk, she gets all over Sasuke. And because of Harissa's hate towards Sasuke and how Feli's affection when she's drunk makes him uncomfortable, Harissa finds it hilarious.

The young Italian somehow managed to find a bottle of vodka sitting around the house, and drank half right out of the bottle. Pretty soon she became a drunk, off-key singer.

"JUST RELAX AND GET ON YOUR BACK!" She sang, now switching songs. Hidan just continued laughing his ass off.

"Oh great, now she's singing about sex." Harissa laughed.

"IF YOU WANNA SCREAM YEAH, LET ME KNOW AND I'LL TAKE YOU THERE," she yelled, looking directly at Sasuke when she said "you". Sasuke blushed a dark red color.

"Sasuke, I think she wants you to have sex with her. You better do what she says." Harissa said.

"FOR YOU AND ME, SEX IS NOT A COMPETITION. FOR YOU AND ME, SEX IS NOT A JOB DESCRIPTION!" By now, the whole room was dying of laughter, excluding Sasuke and of course, Feli.

"IT WAS LONG AFTER MIDNIGHT, WHEN WE GOT TO UNCONDITIONED LOVE," Feli pretty much sang one line from a new song and then switched to another.

"HEY BABY IT'S A QUARTER TO EIGHT, I FEEL I'M IN THE MOOD. HEY BABY, THE HOUR IS LATE. I FEEL I GOTTA MOVE." It seemed that after every song she sang a line from, Sasuke blushed darker and darker.

Deciding to switch songs again to a more softer one, she started the chorus of a new song.

"Well it starts in my toes, makes me crinkle my nose. Wherever you go, I always know that you make me smile please stay for a while now. You make me sparkle wherever you go," Feli sang, less louder than before. Sasuke turned away and blushed.

While Feli continued to sing, Itachi pulled Sasuke to another room.

"What are you doing?!" Sasuke asked, flustered from the recent events.

"Just go for it," Itachi said simply.

"Why?! I DONT WANT TO!" He said, just a little too loud.

"Oh for fuck sake, yes you do. Why the hell are you avoiding her?! You guys kissed earlier it's obvious you're in love with each other and you belong with each other. Me and the guys even created a banner that says, "Use Protection, 'We're Too Young To Be Uncles. Have A Nice Long Fuck Feli & Sasuke',"

"Wha- um...uh, fine." Sasuke said, and walked back over to where Feli was still singing.

"Feli," he said.

"And our daddies used to joke about the two of us, we never believe we'd really fall in love,"

"FELI!"

Said girl turned to face Sasuke. "I'll keep you my dirty little secret-" Feli got cut off by Sasuke's lips, that were crushing against her own. She kissed back, as did Sasuke. Eventually Akira and Itachi pushed the two into some random room yelling, "Get a room!"

"Well okay," Harissa said once Feli and Sasuke were by themselves.

A/N: Okay, here's a list of all the songs we used:

1: We are never getting back together by Taylor swift

2: Scream by Usher

3: Alien Shore by Rush

4: Cold Fire by Rush

5: In the Mood by Rush

5: Bubbly by Colbiw Calliat

6: Mary's Song (Oh My My My) by Taylor Swift

7: Dirty Little Secret by The All-American Rejects

Thanks for reading~

Please review!

-Feli