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"So your brother had a girl trapped inside of him for a week?" The female shifter had asked this same question four times since Dean her all about it as they ate lunch in the one diner in Forks. He was all for tormenting Sammy, but did that mean he had to keep repeating himself? "Man if I were you I would have never let him live it down. I can think of a few things I would do to torment him for the rest of his lives. Buy him a box of tampons once a month, get him some sexy lingerie, oh or maybe send his email address out to all those transgender websites, you know the ones which are supposed to help you come out of the closet or whatever. Why are you not having fun with this? This is one of those things that is put in front of your face and you cannot let it pass."

Dean opened his mouth to reply. "Well it's not like I don't torment him about that and other things-"

Leah was quick to cut him off. "Not to mention that you watched porn with an angel. You watched porn with an angel who got a boner. That sounds like a bad porno in itself."

He was quick to correct her because technically he had not been the one watching porn. "To be technical gorgeous, Sam and I were researching and Cas was the one watching porn. We didn't know until he started talking about it."

"Is he retarded?" The girly wolf questioned as she popped a fry in to her mouth. "Doesn't he know that if you watch porn you are not supposed to watch it with other dudes if you are straight and you most certainly don't talk about it afterwards?"

"That is exactly what I said!" The male hunter stated while slapping his hands against the table and causing a few customers to look in his direction.

Leah chose to ignore the looks she got since she got looked at strangely every single day of her life. "Does this angel not know the guy rules and also how can he get a boner? I thought that angels didn't have junk or whatever? I mean in all the movies I have seen they don't have parts."

Dean was slightly freaked out by the fact he actually had an answer to her question. He lived a strange life indeed. "Well in their angels forms they don't have junk. When they take over a human or vessel as they call it, they are taking over the body and humans do have junk and so the angel kind of inherits their parts. Okay I am talking about angels having junk or not and sadly this is not the strangest conversation I have ever had before."

"If a dude angel was in a human body and slept with a female angel in a human body, would they have angel babies?" The Quilette female questioned as she pushed her empty plate to the side and started eating his food.

"What is all this questions about angels and babies?" He questioned back while at the same time trying to slap her hand away from his food. It was like having a female version of him around. He had never realized how annoying he could be. "Are you planning to create a baby angel army or something?"

"Don't be stupid." Leah rolled her eyes and shoved the stolen fries in to her mouth before finishing off her soda. "I am asking because if it is possible for angels to have children then maybe I am not a lost cause you know. When I turned in to a wolf it was as if my fate had been sealed in cement. Everyone told me that I needed to let it go, but newsflash to everyone who is not my idiot pack brothers, it is easy enough for them to not be bothered because they are men. They find their imprints and they know they can produce since our ancestors are proof enough of that. I do not have any proof or reassurance that I can ever have children. I am the first of my kind and everything about me is unknown. I just want to know that there is hope out there for a hopeless case."

This was officially turning in to a chick flick moment mixed with mush and angst for sure. Dean knew he should change the subject like he would have done with anyone else and yet he could not seem to do that. "Well I don't know if you will ever have kids. I mean like you said everything about you is unknown, but I do know one thing for sure. I know that if you stay with the vampire then you are never going to find out. Let's say that vamp has super sperm or whatever, do you really think that if you got pregnant he would ever let you carry the baby to full term? The redheaded girlfriend of his wouldn't let it happen and you know it. Besides that, do you really want to have a baby with a vampire? What if it came out as a little wolf with fangs? Or what if it comes out as a baby with a tail? Do you really want to have to waste all that money on house training and rabies shots?"

Soda went flying right in the direction of the oldest Winchester brothers face when Leah snorted in amusement and ended up spitting her drink all over. Her hands flew to her mouth in order to stop anything else from flying out. Dean took her moment of needing to catch her breath as an opportunity to talk some more. "I mean if you really want to try the whole baby making thing then you want to be sure that your baby's dad is at the very least good looking."

She felt her eyebrow go up as she leaned back in her seat. "So you think I should hook up with your brother then? You do have a point of going for something good looking and he is the best looking out of the two of you."

This time it was her male companion who choked and nearly spit up his soda in her face. "I think you need to get your eyes checked."

She poked her tongue at him. It was strange, but the pain that usually ate at her seemed to dim for the time being. "I have perfect eye sight. It is a shifter thing you know?"

His response was immediate. "Well then I guess you need to get brain checked. Maybe too much dead blood as fried your cells. Don't worry about getting new ones if that is the case. I have enough to spread the wealth."

The she-wolf sighed dramatically. "I am so freaking screwed then."

TBC…

AN: I wanted to post this before I went to bed and I am exhausted. It was just a cute Leah and Dean scene. A lot of people want to see more of Cas and so in the next chapter he comes to see Leah. It is going to be a pretty funny chapter and you will learn a bit more as to why he cannot help her. I hope that you all liked this chapter and I would love to hear your thoughts.

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