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G.R.I.T. Commander
"Here we are," Gimli said with pride to Merry, "the finest tavern this side of the Misty Mountains!" Before them was a large Dwarven hall filled with Dwarves, Men, and many barrels of ale. T'was a new addition to the mountain in Dale.
Merry looked over at Gimli with a large smile on his face. "My good Dwarf, I challenge you to a drinking game!"
Gimli laughed, then put his arm around Merry's shoulders and brought him over to the large counter on the far side of the cavern. "One barrel each, please!"
They both had to be carried out.
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