A/N; This is so super short. I feel so bad, but there wasn't much Klaine in this episode. *Tear*

CHAPTER 2; The Substitute

"I'm just saying that drunk people who get married to someone they met an hour ago, by an Elvis impersonator; I mean that's a bigger insult to marriage then two gay guys getting hitched." Kurt knew he was kind of rambling, but couldn't stop. He could never stop when he was with Blaine.

"Totally, it's like if marriage is so sacred, they should just outlaw divorce." Blaine looked at Kurt. Kurt smiled back, neither one remembering Mercedes for the moment.

"Right- right- right!" Kurt stumbled. Blaine turned back to Mercedes not wanting to be rude.

"What do you think Mercedes?"

"Oh, uh about don't ask, don't tell?" Mercedes asked, clearly having been spacing out the moment before.

"No we're on probate now." Kurt said.

"Alright… Totally for it," Mercedes said with a fake smile.

"Against it," Kurt corrected.

"Sorry. I think I just blanked out there for a second."

"Oh, don't apologize, we should talk about stuff you're interested in too." Mercedes smiled perking up a little.

"Oh! I know! Let's play a game!" They all smiled for a moment, and Kurt continued. "On the count of three name your favorite 2010 vogue cover. Ready? One…. Two…. Three!"

"Maryann Posiote!" Both the boys answered at once.

"Oh, yes!" they said laughing and ignoring Mercedes again.

"Stop it! She's amazing-"

"Amazing-"

Mercedes blanked out again, looking randomly around.

"Mercedes? Mercedes? Mercedes?"

"Huh? Sorry what?" Mercedes said, jumping slightly.

"I was just talking about the Buckeyes. I'm a college football fan. I like sports too you know." Blaine smiled at Mercedes.

"Oh, way to break the stereo type," Kurt said giving Blaine a high-five. Mercedes asked a passing waitress for some tator tots, and she agreed. Mercedes immediately perked up.

"So what are we talking about?" She asked.

"Has anyone read Patty Lapone's new book?" Mercedes faltered slightly. Blaine looked around the room for a moment.

"I'm kidding, of course I have!"

"Oh, you scared me so much!" Kurt laughed, and Mercedes sighed.

A/N: ALSO I should mention, that this is the first episode that Kurt has Blaine's picture in his locker. *AWWWWWW MOMENT*

MMMMMMKAY BAI!