Chapter 14- To the Reviewers Part I
Starkastic:
Tony: See! She used me as her login name! That proves I'm the most popular Avenger.
Bruce: Tony, as much as you want to be, you are NOT the most popular Avenger.
Tony: I don't see too many kid's Hulk underoo's in the store, do you?
Bruce: Okay, ignoring that completely disgusting and irrelevant side note, thank you for reviewing.
Angel. Of. Dance.
Tony: Trust me, I'm pretty sure you don't want to see Natasha's. It's probably going to scar you for life.
Natasha: Shut up, Stark. I'm glad you appreciate me, reviewer.
Homicidal. Hufflepuffs
Natasha: Don't worry. If S.H.E.L.D. knows what's good for them, I'm next. Thanks for reviewing!
Steve: And ma'am, you're going to have to clarify about Beth.
M1dnight217:
Steve: You have a brother?
Clint: Maybe.
Tony: Man, he doesn't tell us that, but start talking about Katniss Everdeen, and the man. Won't. Shut. Up.
Clint: The girl holds the bow completely wrong. Your supposed to-
Bruce: Well, anyway thanks very much, and I, too miss Betty Ross.
SilverHeart09:
Phil: Apparently I might not be dead.
Accept it.
BlooperLover:
Tony: See? This person likes me too! Thank you very much!
Bruce: I'm done arguing with you about that.
Ladygris:
Clint: I may secretly have a crush on Natasha. Please don't tell her! She'll probably whip my butt harder in boxing practice.
Tony: Um? Bird Boy? I'm pretty sure everyone in Avengers Tower knows you have a crush on Natasha.
Clint: That's not true? Is it Steve?
Steve: Um. It might be.
Raychaell Dionzeroes:
Steve: We're honored that you do.
Tony: It's all because of me, right Bruce?
Bruce: I've officially given up.
AaylaKitOfNiflheim:
Thor: Ah, yes! We are responding to the Misgardian reviewers. I hope that you found my letter to your liking.
Loki: Thor, you really do smash things with your Hammer every 10 minutes.
Clint: Wait? How did Loki even get in here?
Miss Billy Pratt:
Steve: Wow, thanks miss for responding to each of the letters.
Loki: I agree with you. This website is simply deranged. And, yes, I'd like to kill some of those OC's in my sleep too.
Bruce: Finally, a reviewer who gets my pain!
Tony: And see, Clint? Even, she knows you dig, Natasha.
Natasha: Is that true?
Clint: No! I mean, yes… I mean, do you want it to be?
Lillehafrue:
Steve: You, ma'am. You are wonderful.
Guest:
Loki: Creepy is not even the beginning.
Natasha: And yes, mine WILL be long and furious.
Clint: Most of it will consist of how irritating Tony is.
Natasha: Are you on my side or not?
Kendojay788
Thor: Ah, yes. Another one of my fans.
Loki: Well, sadly Thor, your fangirl army does not even begin to match mine.
Tony: Or mine.
Clint: Hey, how about me? I have plenty of-
Steve: Okay. I don't REALLY think this reviewer wants to hear you guys argue about who has more fan girls.
Marie Nomad:
Thor: See, another Misguardian who wants to hear from me.
Tony: Still, doesn't make your fan girl army bigger than mine.
Guest:
Tony: Okay, okay I will admit, I secretly like and respect Cap a lot. You better not tell anyone though!
Clint: How sweet. By the way, what's Civil War?
Kakashi Forever:
Phil: Maybe.
Guest:
Tony: Gee, Clint you REALLY need to introduce me to this brother of yours.
Clint: We're not on speaking terms okay? Plus, he's not even alive.
Anonymous:
Loki: Why, thank you. I think I like you. Or, as much as I can like a pathetic mortal, of course.
Andrea:
Steve: Secretly, Tony's not such a bad guy. We may bicker, but I agree with you. I like him.
Clint: Again! How sweet!
Vana Jedi:
Natasha: Yeah. We'll work on that. Especially since my letter's coming next.
Tony: Of course you liked my letter, too? Right?
Right?
Blooper Lover:
Thor: Why, thank you. And I'd like to think I'm getting better with Midguardian appliances too.
Clint: Um, Thor? Tony says that you blew up the oven again. He's not too happy.
Thor: Okay, maybe not.
Kai the Brony:
Tony: I'm honored you think that I am-
Bruce: Tony, he meant all the letters.
Clint: Anyway, I agree with you. Class hamsters are very scary.
Loki: You're afraid of hamsters? Seriously?
Clint: Once, again. Who let you in?
Theicemenance:
Pepper: Thank you. I'm glad someone appreciates me. Especially since I covered his butt when Fury wanted that report.
Tony: What? I had a lot going on.
Pepper: You were re-painting your suit!
Tony: Exactly!
Tony: And, yes, Fury does have a lot of anger issues. Which he seems to take out on me.
Pepper: That's not really surprising. You did play "I'm Sexy and I Know it" on all of S.H.E.L.D.'s computers.
Tony: It's not my fault if he has no sense of humor.
Loki: To cut this tedious conversation short, we thank you for your comments.
Tony: Security breach!