The Twilight Twenty-Five
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Prompt: 06. Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
Pen Name: Purelyamuse
Pairing/Character(s): Jacob/Pack
Rating: T
A/N: New Moon. Jacob POV.
Emergency Beta Service: Wednesday in LA
"Gross. I hate nuts. Can't you make any without?" Paul whines.
"Sam likes them." Emily plates the muffins.
"Why does it all have to be about Sam?"
"Because he's my fiancé."
"Imprinting blows."
Paul's irritating. I didn't like him before; I don't like him now.
"You don't want nuts? Fine." Emily dumps our breakfast into the trash. Paul rises, charging toward her, pissed.
He's mad hungry, I guess. We all are.
"Get the hell away from her!" Sam bellows.
"I just want a nut-free muffin."
Sam picks one out of the trash and chucks it outside. "Fetch!"
That shit's funny.