A/N: This was going to be a one-shot, but I wanted to extend it! Please R&R. Thank-you to all of my reviewers:
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James Birdsong

Luigi strutted out of the door in his usual blue overalls, green shirt, and special 'Luigi hat'. He knew he had to get to the store before Mario finished the emergency pasta, or he would go crazy. He could already tell he wasn't completely sane when he realized that his door was on the floor, instead of on its hinges. He could only hope that Mario's rampage had started and ended there. Well, the Mushroom Kingdom wasn't in flames or anything, he felt himself relax a little. When he got to the store, one of the cashier's eyes widened a fraction.

"Wait! Are you Mario's brother?" She asked, looking up at him.

"Yes. Why do-a you-a ask?"

"Well, he was looking for you before, he seemed very upset when I told him that I hadn't seen you." She explained, touching her purple braid.

"Oh, don't-a worry, I talked to-a him before, uh Toadie." The green-clad plumber assured her reading her name tag. Luigi walked down the pasta aisle, looking for Mario's favorite, 'elbows'. As he looked on its usual shelf, he discovered that it was missing. He decided to settle for 'bowties', after all Mario loved all pasta. He bought twenty boxes of bowties, and five lasagna shells, and winked at Toadie. He was carrying three big bags of Mario's pasta when he entered his home. What he saw almost made him drop everything. Mario was sitting on the floor, next to the sink, with uncooked spaghetti sticking out of his mouth, a crazed look in his eyes.

"Mario, you're-a supposed to-a cook the-a pasta!" Luigi groaned, mentally face-palming (his hands were occupied).

"Well, Luigi. Who's the pasta expert you, or me?" Mario started quietly, screaming the last word.

"Sorry Mario you're right. I bought you more pasta, do you want me to cook it?" Luigi stammered. Mario's face lit up, and stars came into his eyes.

"Of course, dear brother! What'd you buy? I hope you bought elbows!" Luigi looked down at his bags, slightly guilty that the store was all out of Mario's desired pasta.
"Actually Mario, there were no elbows left in the store, so I got bowties and lasagne shells." He told his still pajama-clad brother. Mario grinned, a bizarre grin so wide it would creep out Fawful and Dimentio, he began to roar with laughter. Luigi didn't take this as a good sign.

"How dare they!" He wailed, even his mustache looked furious. "I'm the hero! I deserve to get what I want, when I want it! Luigi, how could they not stock up on my favorite pa-" He was interrupted by Luigi's hotline (yes he had one, all of the cool guys do after all). Mario pounded his bare feet into their wooden floor in a fit of rage.

"Hello?" Luigi said into his green phone.

"Yes, Luigi? Is Mario there? I tried to call his phone, but the signal wouldn't go through." It was Princess Peach's voice. Luigi looked over at his slightly older brother, who was occupied with his tantrum. Then he looked at Mario's hotline, the poor phone was broken in half, it looked like he slammed it down on the receiver.

"Um, he's-a busy right-a now. Sorry. Can I-a take a message?" He asked the princess politely.

"Well, could you tell him when he is free to clean up my castle?" Luigi could hear Peach clenching her teeth to keep from yelling. Uh, oh.

"I will-a help you, Princess. Mario is-a eating his dinner." He offered, wringing his gloved hand.

"Oh, thank-you Luigi! But there is a lot of damage." She exclaimed cheerfully.

"Oh, that's-a no problem, I-a will be-a over soon-a! Bye!"

"Good-bye." Luigi ran over to where Mario was sitting throwing a bigger tantrum than Wendy Koopa, it wasn't the first time.

"I want-a my elbow pasta! Not-a fair! I want-a my food!" He was screeching barely noticing Luigi. Mario got up, and began to run around the room, knocking over various items, which were mostly Luigi's. Luigi frowned, slowly left their house, and started to the blush pink castle.

When he arrived, he saw the two guard toads, as usual, except they looked like they got hit by cars! Mario!

"Oh-a no! That's-a why her castle is-a destroyed." He muttered under his breath. He opened the front door and walked in, there he saw a large group of toads apologizing to an angry looking Princess Peach.
"It's not our fault! Mario threatened us! He made us do this! Please have mercy!" One toad yelled.

"I knew it! I knew he was the main cause! Why would he do this?" Peach asked the group.

"He was looking for him!" The toad pointed to Luigi. Luigi sweat-dropped; this wasn't going to end well for him.

"And where were you, Luigi?" Princess Peach asked, her voice icy and her eyes burning a hole in Luigi's head.

"Asleep." He said, almost silent. No one messed with Peach's castle, especially not her throne room. She grabbed a wooden baseball bat from under her dress, and shrieked her battle-cry.

"After him!" She screamed, her face a deep crimson. Luigi was the cause for her ripped up furniture and vandalized rooms, she was not about to let him get away with it. She rapidly swung her baseball bat, missing the unfortunate plumber by yards. He was already sprinting away from the berserk princess and the many toads who apparently had no lives. Luigi realized two things; Mario and Peach are perfect for each other, and that he is about to be killed if he doesn't leave the Mushroom Kingdom soon. Maybe he would visit his princess.

A/N: Yeah, this wasn't that funny, but I wanted Luigi to have to deal with what Mario had done. Please review guys, this is the last chapter of this story. I'll have more stories up eventually. :)