Twilight 25: Round 7

by purelyamuse

Drabbles and one-shots written using the Twilight 25 Round 7 prompts. POV and ratings are posted with each entry. No specific pairings, though most are Jake/Bella and Edward/Bella.

11. Chapter 11

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Prompt: 11. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Pen Name: Purelyamuse
Pairing/Character(s): Jacob/Bella
Rating: K

A/N: AU New Moon. Jacob POV. Married Jake and Bells.

Emergency Beta Service: Rags

"But you like when they give hugs and kisses."

She rolls her eyes. "I like when they're asleep."

"Me, too." I grin, taunting her.

"I'm serious. They never leave me alone. I can't read or shower or pee. They come banging on the door."

"But they do that cute knock." I'm reaching, I know.

"Stop trying to make it better. It's not going to get better."

"What do you want me to say? Just wolf out and take a piss in the woods."

"Maybe I will."

"Fine."

She marches outside.

A minute.

Two.

"Jake? Can you bring me toilet paper?"